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Charlie Sheen’s Ex Says He Sent Anti-Semitic Texts, His Lawyer Denies It

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Brooke Mueller told TMZ that the above text message was sent to her by her ex-husband regarding his lawyer Mark Burg. Of course both Charlie and Mark are denying these claims, saying that Charlie is close to far too many Jewish people for this to be true and that Brooke must have sent the text from Charlie’s phone herself. The actor said that “the goddesses” can confirm that Brooke was seen holding his phone on the same day that the text message was sent.

What’s slightly hilarious about this whole thing is Mark Burg’s comment to TMZ about all the Jews that Charlie knows:

“Charlie Sheen’s ex-publicist, Stan Rosenfield, is Jewish. Charlie Sheen’s entertainment attorney, Jake Bloom, is Jewish. Charlie Sheen’s litigation attorney, Marty Singer, is Jewish. Charlie Sheen’s divorce attorney, Mark Gross, is Jewish. I’ve known him for 13 years. I don’t believe that he actually sent that text. For the record, since Brooke Mueller is Jewish that would make Charlie Sheen’s two sons also Jewish.”

Oh, of course this is evidence that Charlie isn’t anti-Semitic! Because he employs Jews and married and impregnated a Jew! A woman that he did a lot of drugs with before he eventually held a knife to her throat on Christmas Eve! That’s such clear proof that he doesn’t hate Jews! How could we have ever even considered that this man was anti-Semitic!? *rolling my eyes*

Let’s just sit back and continue to watch this shitshow unfold, shall we?

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