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David Beckham Thinks He’s Jesus

A photo of David Beckham at a Lakers game

David Beckham has a new tattoo on his chest, and just like any other bro would do, he posted pictures of his ink on Facebook. You can check out the pictures in the gallery, but for now, let me just tell you that it’s a tattoo of Jesus being carried by a few cherubs through some rough times.

Here’s what David had to say about the tattoo:

“It’s Jesus being carried by three cherubs and obviously the cherubs are my boys and so my thought of it is that at some point my boys are going to need to look after me and that’s what they’re doing in the picture. It means a lot.”

First of all, shame on David for comparing himself to Jesus. Jesus would never do racy Armani ads, he wouldn’t release some shitty perfume, and when dudes accuse him of being involved with prostitutes, he certainly doesn’t respond by yelling “Say it to my face!” Second of all, does anyone else get weirded out when people get tattoos of Jesus?  This one time I saw a lady with a tramp stamp of Jesus, and it was even crucifixion Jesus with the crown of thorns and the look of agony and everything, and it’s just like “someone has to have sex with that.”  That’s the first thing my mind goes to with this kind of thing.  Posh Spice is going to have to check out this picture of Jesus while she bangs her husband.  Though I guess she has to deal with a personality that seriously compares himself to Jesus, so maybe it’s not such a big deal.

Photos courtesy of Daily Mail

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