Do you guys remember Chris Crocker? You know, “Leave Britney Alone!”, that guy? Well, he’s still doing his thing, and right now his thing is music. You can listen to his newest single, “Best of Both Worlds,” in the video above. I think it’s kind of catchy. What about you?
Ok, being a girl from a small town in Tennessee, this is kind of my only chance to talk about someone semi-famous that I know or have met, so I’m going to go ahead and grab it. See, Chris Crocker is from my hometown, and we used to be mallrats together. We would sit in the bookstore and read astrology books and play with my Harry Potter action figures by making them fly off the balcony and down to the first floor. I mean, back in 2004 his voicemail message was this five minute monologue, which included the very memorable line “My boyfriend can make you disappear. He’ll pull things out of your ear and say things like ‘we’ve never met before, have we?'” I remember when we got kicked out of the mall because he was wearing a shirt that says “I Love Lesbians,” and I see him looking fabulous at the gay bar all the time. So anytime someone says something about Chris Crocker being fake or a drama queen or that he’s perpetuating a stereotype, I’m like “No, not so much. He’s really just being himself.”