Damn. Time is wild, when you think about it. I mean, there was no way we could have ever predicted that the pants-dropping white rapper from Boston would one day grow up to be a credible actor and producer. In a way, Mark Wahlberg getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is inspirational to hacky performers and D-listers everywhere. Ke$ha, one day you could be one of the most powerful movie executives in Hollywood. Nicky Hilton, one day your name could be next to Capra and Scorsese on a sho...
Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe turned twenty-one yesterday, and we've got the photos documenting his good time.
Dan's really seemed to come into his own, and regardless of what he does in the future, he'll always have a legacy of good acting to fall back on -- even if his heyday was playing a school-aged wizard in my favorite movies of all time.
I don't care how many times you show your penis on stage, you'll always be Harry Potter to me, and I'm OK with that, friend.
Happy Birthday!
[gallery] />Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe turned twenty-one yesterday, and we've got the photos documenting his good time.
Dan's really seemed to come into his own, and regardless of what he does in the future, he'll always have a legacy of good acting to fall back on -- even if his heyday was playing a school-aged wizard in my favorite movies of all time.
I don't care how many times you show your penis on stage, you'll always be Harry Potter to me, and I'm OK with that, friend.
Happy Birthday!
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So, it looks like Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi are leaving American Idol this season, and it looks like J. Lo (does she even go by "J. Lo" anymore, or is it back to Jennifer Lopez again? I never do know.) is slated to take Ellen's place. According to Ellen, the show just wasn't a fit:
“A couple months ago, I let FOX and the American Idol producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me ... I told them I wouldn’t leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on Idol and I am very grateful for the year I had, I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.”
As for why Kara's leaving? According to TMZ, she was fired. FIRED. STBY, Kara. You never really did it for me, anyway. And there's a possibility of Steven Tyler taking Kara's place? Damn. Producers are really pulling out the big guns: Jennifer Lopez! Steven Tyler! Randy Jackson! Starring in: It's Not Even American Idol Anymore, Who the Fuck's Gonna Watch This Shit Now! />So, it looks like Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi are leaving American Idol this season, and it looks like J. Lo (does she even go by "J. Lo" anymore, or is it back to Jennifer Lopez again? I never do know.) is slated to take Ellen's place. According to Ellen, the show just wasn't a fit:
“A couple months ago, I let FOX and the American Idol producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me ... I told them I wouldn’t leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing a...
"I dyed my hair the whole time on Friends. I just was sick of doing it."
Matt LeBlanc on his now-magically grey hair. I guess we're supposed to be surprised. Or say something like, "Oh, Joey, you zany, zany Tribbiani, you, keeping this kind of stuff from us!" But I'm not surprised. And I'm not going to do much gushing about the fact that LeBlanc's hair is completely grey. Probably because I was never really a big Friends fan, believe it or not.
[Waits with bated breath for the armies of Friends syndication past to show up at my door, armed with explosives.] />"I dyed my hair the whole time on Friends. I just was sick of doing it."
Matt LeBlanc on his now-magically grey hair. I guess we're supposed to be surprised. Or say something like, "Oh, Joey, you zany, zany Tribbiani, you, keeping this kind of stuff from us!" But I'm not surprised. And I'm not going to do much gushing about the fact that LeBlanc's hair is completely grey. Probably because I was never really a big Friends fan, believe it or not.
[Waits with bated breath for the armies ...
I've been reading all over the webs over the past twenty-four hours that Miranda Kerr is pregnant, and a lot of the stories seem kind of vague in their confirmations. This one says that Orlando "accidentally" leaked it to hotel staff, another one features Heidi Klum talking about how adorable a Mirlando child will be, so you know what? I'm taking this fucking ball, and I'm running with it.
MIRANDA KERR'S PREGNANT! OMG! WTF! WOW!
OK, now that we've got that covered, multiple sources have confirmed that Kerr's carrying the offspring of Orlando Bloom in her womb (hey, that rhymes ... if you pronounce womb correctly, anyway; I've heard stranger things), and I really think it's true. Miranda sat for an interview earlier in the year and stated that she'd love nothing more than to settle down and raise kids on a solar-powered farm somewhere out in God's country. So, girl, here's your chance. Orlando must be stoked. You turned him down twice (that we're aware of), so maybe he just decided to take matters into his own hands and "fake" a condom or accidentally toss one of your birth control pills down the drain. Oopsie!
A preemptive congratulations to the parents to be! />I've been reading all over the webs over the past twenty-four hours that Miranda Kerr is pregnant, and a lot of the stories seem kind of vague in their confirmations. This one says that Orlando "accidentally" leaked it to hotel staff, another one features Heidi Klum talking about how adorable a Mirlando child will be, so you know what? I'm taking this fucking ball, and I'm running with it.
MIRANDA KERR'S PREGNANT! OMG! WTF! WOW!
OK, now that we've got that covered, multiple sources have c...
So those absolutely crazy religious fundamentalist people, the Westboro Baptist Church, known best for picketing funerals of Iraqi soldiers and gay rights events, are now picketing Justin Bieber concerts. Why? Well, I'm not totally sure, but it seems as if they're just prptesting him because he's not spreading their word.
A Church's site says:
"There are no jobs, homes, money or hope, but you'll pay big bucks to attend rock concerts by the thousands. [Bieber] has a platform given to him by God to speak to this world; he has a duty to teach obedience by his actions and words. He refuses to do that because he knows his concert halls would be empty! So, he teaches you to sin and rebel against God's commandments."
So, by merely existing, Justin Bieber has managed to piss these people off. Oh, well, they're also still pissed at him for performing at the White House where "he got to pose with Anti-Christ Beast Obama." The group said of Justin and Obama's meeting, "He and Obama are of one mind and they are leading this nation to hell! Justin will answer to God!"
Essentially what I'm trying to tell you is that the Westboro Baptist Church is still fuckin' nutso. If you're unfamiliar with their work, check out this clip of them with the oil to their water, Michael Moore:
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So those absolutely crazy religious fundamentalist people, the Westboro Baptist Church, known best for picketing funerals of Iraqi soldiers and gay rights events, are now picketing Justin Bieber concerts. Why? Well, I'm not totally sure, but it seems as if they're just prptesting him because he's not spreading their word.
A Church's site says:
"There are no jobs, homes, money or hope, but you'll pay big bucks to attend rock concerts by the thousands. [Bieber] has a platform given to him by Go...
"I said, 'I'm not going to take off my heels. You're short. Embrace it.' He's getting taller, though."
- Selena Gomez on how she broke it to her buddy Justin Bieber that she wouldn't take off her high heels to perform with him. />...
Following in the footsteps of important celebrities like Amanda Bynes and LeAnn Rimes, Kanye West got a Twitter. I have high hopes that this is going to be the best Twitter account ever. Here are his first two tweets:
Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valley
Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )
See what I mean? Comedy gold. He also had some other gems - he got his account yesterday, and he has 49 tweets at this time - and I am going to share with you guys some of my favorites:
I feel the glow
Dress up for flight
cool ain't cool no more,it's a new day education is the new motivation truth taste and beauty let's raise our children better than us
Seriously, do yourself a favor and check that out. You can see the part where he doesn't understand how trending topics work and the part where he doesn't understand how basic grammar works. I imagine this would be what it would be like if my crazy aunt got a Twitter, except Kanye hasn't mentioned a margarita machine, moral uncleanliness, or selling overpriced costume jewelry with the ladies from his church. Not yet, anyway.
[gallery=1] />Following in the footsteps of important celebrities like Amanda Bynes and LeAnn Rimes, Kanye West got a Twitter. I have high hopes that this is going to be the best Twitter account ever. Here are his first two tweets:
Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valley
Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )
See what I mean? Comedy gold. He also had some other gems - he got his account yesterday, and he has ...
Chris Klein, who went into rehab back in June after getting a DUI, seems to actually comprehend that he needs to get his issues under control (unlike some people). After 30 days after voluntarily being in treatment, he's decided to stay a little bit longer. Here's the statement from his rep:
"Chris, along with his support team, has decided to extend his treatment. He is doing fantastic and is optimistic about his future. He thanks everyone for their continued support."
I'm not going to pretend like I deeply care about Chris Klein or anything like that - it's not 2000 (did you guys see Here on Earth? It was so beautiful, or at least it was when I was 12). But amidst all the celebrities that don't take rehab seriously or don't get treatment when they clearly, clearly need it, I think it's cool when someone, as irrelevant as he may be, can just deal with what he needs to deal with.
Of course, Chris Klein may just be having a fun time doing crafts or whatever. That's always a possibility. />Chris Klein, who went into rehab back in June after getting a DUI, seems to actually comprehend that he needs to get his issues under control (unlike some people). After 30 days after voluntarily being in treatment, he's decided to stay a little bit longer. Here's the statement from his rep:
"Chris, along with his support team, has decided to extend his treatment. He is doing fantastic and is optimistic about his future. He thanks everyone for their continued support."
I'm not going to pretend like I deeply care about Chris Klein or anything li...
Damn. Time is wild, when you think about it. I mean, there was no way we could have ever predicted that the pants-dropping white rapper from Boston would one day grow up to be a credible actor and producer. In a way, Mark Wahlberg getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is inspirational to hacky performers and D-listers everywhere. Ke$ha, one day you could be one of the most powerful movie executives in Hollywood. Nicky Hilton, one day your name could be next to Capra and Scorsese on a sho...
Tyson Beckford (yeah, remember him?) is still on his game. [Celebslam]
Please don't tell me someone actually had the nerve (and bad judgement ... and scruples) to stick silicone implants in young Ali Lohan's chest. [Celebitchy]
It's about damned time Marky-Mark Wahlberg got a star on the Walk of Fame. [popbytes]
Kate Beckinsale for the Total Recall reboot? Yes on Kate, no on the remake. [Pajiba]
Even the Brits think Lady Gaga's an asshat. She'd probably wear that, too. [Amy G...