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Joey Isn’t Looking So Hot

A photo of Matt LeBlanc

Photo via D-listed

Sometimes pictures say a thousand words, but sometimes they just say two:  “totally wasted.”

Matt LeBlanc stumbled out of a London club last night looking like he’d had a pretty good time.  I mean, this might reveal some personal problems, but I think if someone can snap a photograph of you when you’re so close to falling down you have to brace yourself on something and you have a friend trailing right behind you to help you walk but you still have that look on your face of “I’m such a suave bastard,” then that’s an automatic good night.  Bonus points if you can get a clear shot of a girl in the background judging you.  I’ve been there, Matt LeBlanc, and I salute you with my bar-stamped hand.

Now, if I’d heard Matt say that alcoholism would kill him or if he had a few drinks then took his dogs out for a spin, I might say he needed to get it under control.  As it were, you just keep on keepin’ on, Joey Tribbiani.

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  • I was thinking more along the lines of a fat, beat, Paris Hilton, but I like yours, too.

  • Ever since he dumped his wife because she delivered a sick baby his career and public persona did a nose dive.
    He always seemed like a tool.
    Just another example of mediocre talent that got famous.

  • He lost some of the middle age weight he was putting on though, which is more than I can say for myself. AND, no matter how grey, drunk, chubby, old he gets- I'd still jump him in a hearts beat.