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Lady Gaga Wants to Die On Stage, is Clearly an Alcoholic

The always-dramatic Lady Gaga has been stunning fans with her antics and outlandish comments during the Monster Ball Tour (which will hit US soil on July 1st), but fear not: her constant go-getter attitude isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, let alone considering any kind of break. Gaga states that there’s no rest for the weary and as long as there’s a demand for Gaga, she’ll be there. Kind of like the Three Amigos.

“You know when people say, ‘Lady Gaga’s really tired, she needs to take a break,’ I just think about all those times I sang in bars when nobody was singing my lyrics. I’ll sleep when I’m dead, okay?”

Gaga also claims that alcohol will probably kill her someday (nice sentiment!) and she wants to make sure it happens on stage in front of her fans, rather than horribly alone in some used, celebrity-ridden hotel with cockroaches in the corner of the room and styrofoam takeout containers strewn about.

You know. Kind of like how Lindsay’s going to go.

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