Because it looks like it’s going to be her last stretch of freedom for a while.
When Lindsay Lohan missed her court date earlier this morning because she was having a good ol’ time at Cannes, the judge was not at all pleased. She issued a warrant for Lindsay’s arrest and set her bail at $100,000, making the stipulation that she could post bail and remain out of jail until her hearing only if she refrained from drinking and agreed to weekly drug testing. The judge also didn’t believe Lindsay’s excuse of losing her passport, saying that “actions speak louder than words.” I think I am officially in love with this judge.
Lindsay’s judge isn’t the only one who is displeased with her behavior. Law enforcement told TMZ that when Lindsay’s flight lands, either the LAPD or the airport police will be waiting to take her into custody, and that sounds like a media event of epic proportions.
It’s obviously sad that someone could let her life get so out of control, but you know what usually helps people out in these situations? Being held accountable for what they’ve done. It’s kind of one of the twelve steps of AA, maybe Lindsay should have paid more attention.
I want to marry this judge. (Noooo, prop 8!)
I feel really bad for her. She does not have one single positive influence in her life. Her parents are both insane.
Accountability. This chick is no longer a child so it’s time she grows the flock up.
“My passports (she used the plural, which shows she must have been seeing double. You only get one, Lindsay.) got stolen” – is that the new international jet-setters’ excuse for “I’m not cutting short my time in Cannes getting wasted for a mere court date”!
I guess now she has her “I’m just an innocent, hard-working, fun-loving girl who is being persecuted by the mean old judicial system” line prepared. I wonder if we’ll be treated to a Paris-Hilton-style show of tears and theatrics?
My only regret is that now we’ll have to endure Michael Lohan crowing “I told you so” from the tabloid rooftops.
you are so right, that michael lohan is gonna be un-shuttable (or whatever you spell this) after this
i’m so excited, it’s gonna be media masacre!!!
I think if she wasn’t attractive I wouldn’t care but she is so I do
Great attress
keep on smokin that crack