Victoria’s Secret held the first of its “national model searches” at Yankee Stadium today. Thankfully, unlike the last major open casting call for models that took place in NYC, this time there were no stampedes, and no “bitches pissing in cups.”
If you are at least 5’8″, are reasonably good-looking, and can put one foot in front of the other without thinking too hard about it, you too have a chance to walk around in a room full of strangers in your bikini while news outlets take pictures of you. Sounds fun, right? (You couldn’t pay me enough money.)
Once all the finalists have been chosen, the public will get a chance to vote for their favorite on the Victoria’s Secret website. The winner of the search will don a pair of wings and walk the runway with the other angels during the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in December.
Pop quiz time!
1. Which beautiful size 4 contestant will get cut for being “too fat?”
2. Which contestants need to get down and nasty with a couple of half-pound burritos, like NOW?
Answer both of these questions correctly and you’ll win self-respect and a healthy body image. Congratulations!
I wonder if they feel rediculous walking around in high heels while wearing a bikini. I don’t know..I feel like I would.
I think the last one, number 13 I belive would be cut for being “too fat”.
Also, number 4 is like, skin and bones.
you are so right! who wears a bikini with heels anyway?!
unsexy, uncomfortable and forced.
these ladies are pretty, wish they had more self respect than to participate in this degrading competition.
And we have a winner… the back shot with the “wtf shoes” is our winner; thanks for playing, please see our lovely assistants for your parting gifts.
I think the girl in the 6th picture is totally Victoria’s Secret material. Pretty, skinny, huge boobs.
I found it really annoying how badly an interviewer he is and how he keeps looking down. IT made me feel uncomfortable, I wonder how she felt. I swear he had a raging hard on and couldn’t contain himself, he looked ready to pounce on her.
As for the modelling…. I love the comment about ” you have to be pretty”. LOL. I”m wondering if all those women out there who aren’t models feel a lot more special now that they are deemed too ugly?
Reporter Greg Kelly is so f-in hot. A former fighter pilot and a good Long Island boy! Mmmmmmm….