Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tara Reid Doesn’t Look Completely and Totally Like Hell

58799em_reid_b-gr_07 Now, I'm not saying she looks good, but at least she's not falling-down drunk and sloppy. She looks ... presentable, and I commend her on that. Her stomach does look a little roundish in some of these photos, but I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she just ate. Because God help us all if this girl's pregnant. Tara's on a St. Tropez vacay with her boyfriend, Michael Axtmann. [gallery]...

Jon Gosselin: Making Out with Chicks Left and Right

90726w1_gosselin_b-gr_11 I'm hearing this exclusively from one of my favoritest and most reliable New York party-scene sources: Jon was totally at a house party in the Hamptons this weekend making out with girls and in the middle of casual conversations was mentioning Kate cheating on him... And Ed Hardy...mentioning that in casual convos. Oh yes and the whole time he traveled with a bodyguard and a driver... Classy eh? Guess he is out there because of a developer friend... Not just Mr Lohan :) Wow, Jon Gosselin just gets aweso...

Dakota Fanning Spotted on Date with a Five-Year-Old

Dakota Fanning Everyone's all excited about these pics X17 snapped of Dakota Fanning on a "date" with "17-year-old" Freddie Highmore (from Finding Neverland and Willy Wonka). Let me tell you: Freddie Highmore looks like he needs to get high more. While I'm excited to see Dakota dating, this is the last person I want her to be with. This looks like a child -- and a well-behaved one, at that. This is not who I need you to be dating, Dakota. This does nothing for me. Either get with a Jonas brother (hey, I h...

Jennifer Lopez Turned 40

57982517jlo727200913042pm Marc Anthony hosted a "surprise" birthday party for his bride's 40th.  Jennifer Lopez is another one of those actresses that has way more acting skill than I gave her credit for.  Notice how surprised, shocked, teary she looked as she arrived.  Did she think she was headed to the Sizzler in her floor-length Grecian-inspired gown?  She totally knew!  I've got more pics in the gallery of Lopez faking it, as well as a pic of Mets player Carlos Beltran who attended the party.  Truth?  I o...

“True Blood” Trailer from Comic-Con

I have to admit, I haven't been watching True Blood yet this season. I'm going to wait until the DVDs come out and just sit down and watch them all over a weekend. But this new trailer for the rest of season two has me thinking I might try to catch a marathon on HBO or something (do they do those?). If you want more detailed spoilers, you can get them here. /> I have to admit, I haven't been watching True Blood yet this season. I'm going to wait until the DVDs come out and just sit down and watch them all over a weekend. But this new trailer for the rest of season two has me thinking I might try to catch a marathon on HBO or something (do they do those?). If you want more detailed spoilers, you can get them here. ...

Megan Fox Not Smarter Than a 1st Grader

Megan Fox Let's play a game.  It's called "What's Wrong With This Statement?"  Okay, this is a quote that came out of the mouth of 23-year-old Megan Fox at the Comic-Con this weekend.  And in case you need a reminder, it's currently 2009: "I actually have a very intense fear of the dark.  The last horror movie I saw -- I think it was called The Tooth Fairy -- was in 2005, and I was 15 years old. After I saw it, I slept with my mother for two weeks afterwards!" I know we have already conclude...

Farrah Fawcett’s Will: Ryan O’Neal Gets Nothing

6141090farrahfawcett727200931442pm It has been revealed that Farrah Fawcett left the bulk of her estate, six million dollars, to her drug-addicted son Redmond.  The money is in a trust that will be doled out to him, hopefully to assist him in living a comfortable life without helping to support his habit.  Personally, I think any kind of allowance for a heroin addict who hasn't accomplished a significant period of sobriety is a bad idea. And though Fawcett was with Ryan O'Neal for almost 30 years, she didn't make mention of or provision...

It’s Over!

90222ne1_jonas_b_gr_01 The 19-year-old Joe Jonas and his actress girlfriend Camilla Belle have split, a fact that was confirmed by her rep.  "Yes, it's true.  [Joe and Camilla] have broken up. There is no third party involved and they care deeply about each other and will remain friends." For Joe's part, he made a public statement of his own at a concert Sunday night in Detroit.  He changed a line of song lyrics from "Get a rep for breakin' hearts, now I'm done with superstars" to "Get a rep for breakin' hea...

Today in Duh: If You Want To Keep Your Job, Don’t Call Your Editor “Fat”

56983088ruperteverett7272009125331pm It certainly was no surprise that Rupert Everett's big mouth finally got him fired from a job, but I was surprised to hear that the job he got fired from was as a contributing editor at Vanity Fair.  I read VF every month and have never seen a piece by Rupe, but apparently he did write some columns for the mag. In an interview, Everett called Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter "rather fat".  Hysterical!  Carter, who is rather fat, had Rupert fired from his post after the interview went to...

Massengill Twin Pack Sighted in the Hamptons

57978682michaellohan7272009121919pm Have you ever noticed that Michael Lohan is really good at focusing on anyone's problems but his own?  He's still holed up with Jon Gosselin and Star reporter "Kate Major-ly Insane" on Long Island and has now taken on the responsibility of speaking on Jon's behalf.  I'd have to say that Michael Lohan is the last person that I'd want talking to People -- to anyone -- about me, my kids, or my relationships.  The last.   Even as Jon Gosselin prepares for divorce, he hopes to remain close to...