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Megan Fox Not Smarter Than a 1st Grader

Megan Fox

Let’s play a game.  It’s called “What’s Wrong With This Statement?”  Okay, this is a quote that came out of the mouth of 23-year-old Megan Fox at the Comic-Con this weekend.  And in case you need a reminder, it’s currently 2009:

“I actually have a very intense fear of the dark.  The last horror movie I saw — I think it was called The Tooth Fairy — was in 2005, and I was 15 years old. After I saw it, I slept with my mother for two weeks afterwards!”

I know we have already concluded that Megan Fox isn’t the brightest slut on the block, but this clearly confirms it.  

I don’t even think she misspoke.  On some level, she believes she’s still a teenager.  When asked how she feels about appearing in a scary movie, she said, “It’s cool to see myself being able to scare people, because I’m just a little girl.  Look at me: I’m so sweet!”

Gag.

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  • Even better, if it is the movie I am thinking about it came out late 2006 so she was even older than she though. Yeah by only a year, but still 21 vs 15 is a pretty big difference.

  • Whenever I hear about Megan Fox I always think about this saying my mom always uses, “What’s the point of cleaning the outside of the cup when the inside is still dirty?” Megan Fox is a very dirty person on the inside no matter how “clean” her outside is.

      • I would love to say I think shes ugly too, well just to be mean because I really can’t stand her; but my bi-curiosity begs to differ. . .lol

      • The thing is, I would love to say shes ugly too, just to be mean because I cannot stand her; but my bi-curiosity begs to differ. . . lol

  • Alright, some simple math. its 2009, shes 23 (apparently, I don’t know) if she saw the movie in 2005 (4 years ago) when she was 15, she would only be 19 now…. I’m lost.

  • Seeing as she gets botox, she has serious issues with growing older. I cant wait until she’s old and then she can’t rely on her beauty anymore and she’ll just have this awful personality

  • Why is her mouth always open? It’s been than Jessica Simpson’s gaping maw but who told her this was a good look? She could catch flies with that thing

  • What is with Megan being so inauthentic? She’s just a dope who’s gotten several surgeries to look like another actress? Then constantly talking about and trying to ride the coattails of said talented and accomplished actress?

    I’d be more inclined to believe the “I’m just a big kid” routine if she hadn’t be photographed last year giving a handy under a table to her Z list boyfriend. She’s just a garden variety idiot who’s slept her way into a major franchise but when she can’t get a film where everyone carries her, it will be the beginning of the end for her. By the way the film is getting terrible revues, and leads to the comparison with Amanda Seyfreid, who is a major talent. Good times Megan, hold on to those delusions and shitty tats for as long as you can!

  • Why are you calling her a slut, Wendie?

    1. There’s nothing wrong with having sex when you are a consenting adult.

    2. Women who have numerous sexual partners shouldn’t be shamed for doing so.

    3. Insulting a woman by calling her a slut only furthers the notion that women must abide by certain societal rules, but men don’t have to.

    No slut-shaming!

      • I think it was just in reference to what #3 stated: guys can sleep with whoever the hell they want as much as they’d like, but they’re not a slut.

        Now, to say, I like Megan Fox as an actress. She’s hot by societies standards. She may not be the most talented, but she’s okay. What does it matter if she says something retarded off script? No-one’s paying her to be smart; she gets paid to remember lines, act, and be hot.

        As for her being a slut can anyone proof that? A few sources of her sleeping around would be nice. Not saying I completely disagree (the handjob in public was just TACKY), but I’m just curious because I haven’t heard more.

        Thank you~

      • Yes. Absolutely.

        An adult woman, just as an adult man, has the right to chose who she has sex with and how many people she has sex with.

        Why do women have to feel ashamed about their sexuality? Why does the general population get to determine what is acceptable sexual behavior for a woman? Why can’t the woman decide that for herself?

      • I think its pretty skeezy for a guy (or a girl) to run around fucking anything that can’t move fast enough. Thats why god invented stds.

      • Exactly… no-one is saying it’s okay for a man to do it!
        Your (ddelux) argument is VERY loose.
        I hope you and your multiple partners are happy together festering in you sores. x(

      • See, this is the problem. Whenever someone has multiple sexual partners, it’s assumed they are ‘fucking anything that can’t move fast enough.’

        Multiple partners just means someone is having sex outside of a committed, monogamous relationship. It DOESN’T always have to mean promiscuity.

        And even if it does mean promiscuity…ever heard of condoms? I’ve known plenty of people who have over 20 sexual partners and have NEVER had an STD.

        Get a clue. Grow up. Get an education.

      • Define “relationship”. You can be with someone for a month in a “relationship”, have sex and repeat each month for a year. I would consider that multiple partners in a “committed” relationship.

        Grow up people, sex is a natural part of life and everyone gets to make their own decisions regardless of what you might “think”.

    • Thank you, ddelux! It’s nice to see that at least ONE other person is offended when the word ‘slut’ is thrown around. If a man has sex with numerous women, he’s a “playa” or a stud. If a woman does, she’s a whore or a slut. These double standards still exist, sadly, and it is even more infuriating when the double standards are being perpetuated by other women.

  • Agreed…There is absolutely no reason to call Megan Fox a slut. I hate seeing/reading/hearing women unintelligently hate on other women. Nothing Megan Fox said warrants calling her a slut. She just sounds like she’s trying to be friendly and perhaps in the middle of an interview couldn’t subtract correctly.

    • That’s totally what she meant — I barely remember it, but it was about a “Tooth Fairy” snatching people when they were in the dark, or whatever. I was like 19, 20, when it came out on DVD, so Megan Fox would have been like 15.

  • Before you publish an article calling someone retarded, do your homework!! There is a horror movie called the Tooth Fairy that came out in 2001. I’ve attached the IMDB link to it. She would have been 15 when it came out. Do your research next time!!

  • Megan is a doxy-looking SLUM SLUT…..Please,believe me that she is very stupid and ugly…Her back and face looks like a overused scouring sponge…Especially, her patellas are very disgusting.She needs a new plastic surgery for her knees..Megan Fox is a BITCH OF THE SYSTEM and PLASTIC SURGERY MIRACLE.