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Jennifer Lopez Turned 40

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Marc Anthony hosted a “surprise” birthday party for his bride’s 40th.  Jennifer Lopez is another one of those actresses that has way more acting skill than I gave her credit for.  Notice how surprised, shocked, teary she looked as she arrived.  Did she think she was headed to the Sizzler in her floor-length Grecian-inspired gown?  She totally knew!  I’ve got more pics in the gallery of Lopez faking it, as well as a pic of Mets player Carlos Beltran who attended the party.  Truth?  I only included the Carlos picture so we could laugh at his date’s ensemble.

According to Gatecrasher, Ms. Lopez was very irritated — and spent a lot of time loudly complaining about it to her husband — by guests who did not arrive on time.  

Happy Birthday — you’ll always be J. Lo to me, even though your husband has re-branded you as Lola.

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    • That he is.
      J Lo probably isn’t much more than 5 feet….he’s a funny little dwarf man.
      I have to admit his face looks much less heroin-addict, maybe he’s eating more protein.

  • I cannot tell a lie. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the fake hair she is wearing and I would be willing to spend actual money on one for myself. I am serious.

  • Maybe she new they were going to a party but didn’t realize how excessive it would be. I just can’t believe she’s that good an actor.

  • Whatever, I change my car’s oil wearing a dress very similar to that. Mine might be more expensive but I’m fancy.

  • Everytime I see pics of these two, I can only wonder how desperate she had to be to marry someone so short, ugly, and talentless.

    • i knowww, poor j.lo! i think she was so heart-broken from ben affleck that she just wanted anyone who wouldn’t mind marrying her. even though she isn’t really talented, i feel bad for her sometimes.

      she looks great though!

  • Carlos Beltran date is actually a pretty girl… if you can look past that god awful outfit.

    Yet sadly one must realize that she thought, she looked FIERCE!

    Speaking of Lopez and her new fake hair piece… I am all for them.

    As long as you don’t go all Beyonce with it.

    As in… wearing that 50 pound curly blond weave…hanging to the waist… to the beach. Just as she did last summer.

    Yet it cracked me up, for she is so obsessed with not being seen without a big ass wig plop on her head…

  • her makeup is horrible, the earrings are even worse, and she looks like a bride in an old Cleopatra movie. and then there’s him….fug!