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Wow! will.i.am’s Manager Is Really Out Of Control!

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Aw, I’m just kidding!  Thankfully, this isn’t the result of any violence — just makeup.  Here’s a picture of Robert Pattinson on the set of the movie Remember Me, which also stars my husband Pierce Brosnan.  And yes, I realize that I’m also engaged to Bradley Cooper, but I like to have a harem to alleviate boredom.

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  • I’ve carved his name into my forearm so that means Bradley Cooper and I are married. I will share if I can have a shot at Pierce.

    Actually, to be totally classy, if I’m ranking James Bonds’, Pierce is who’s arm I want to be on as I enter a party but I’m totally going to nail Daniel Craig in the coat closet. The others can buy me shoes in hopes I’ll talk to them (but I won’t).

  • hahah you’re the funniest blogger out there in my opinion.
    the headline was hilarious!

  • Hmm funny thing about Pierce Brosnan… my boyfriend’s dad looks exactly like him, maybe a bit younger version (even though my bf’s dad is older).

    • Oh that must be scary. I wouldn’t even have a sip of wine around him for fear of getting all kinds of inappropriate.

  • I pity the poor actor that roughed him up.. Twil-fans probably have issued a hit on him and have millions of frenzied volunteers