I promise you, I’m not working on some Twitter theme today. It’s just working out that way-everything I want to talk about somehow leads back to that useless social network.
In the past few weeks there have been a couple sightings of Miley Cyrus having lunch with her ex, boy bander Nick Jonas. Could this white-hot yet chaste love affair be back on again? According to Miley, no. And I know I’m repeating myself here, but she has documented it all on Twitter.
Listen, I don’t know who Miley is boning and I don’t really care. I’m much more concerned about the fact that I was in Baby Gap this weekend and really enjoying a song they were piping into the store-so much so that I made a mental note of the lyrics so I could Google it when I got home to see whose song it was (and you know, let my husband know so he could do whatever it is that he does to make it magically appear in my iPod). And it was a Miley Cyrus song! Terror! Horror! Herpes of the brain!
And can we take some bets on the fact that there is no way that this is the last Miley has to say about this “stupidddd rumor.”
whats “the rumor” everyones tweeting me about?
regarding “rumor” i like to keep my private life as private as possible. justin and nick are two very amazing people and they both mean so
much to me. it makes me sad to think that people out there arent friends with THEIR ex bf, because let me tell u it IS possible.
i heard once “u can love more than one in your life but there is only one love of your life” i love both of them so much and they are both
very dear to my heart. justin is an amazing person! he can always make me laugh and has a heart of gold. and nick is so lovely. he reaches
out to so many people with his music, not only with his talent but with his heart. our love for music is something that keeps our friendship
together and I KNOW NO MATTER he will be my friend forver. so there thats all i will say about this stupidddd rumor
MILEY IS NOT BORING
I think it is hilarious that because twitter only lets you write a certain number of characters she had to make that whole rant into like 7 different tweets (or whatever they are called).
Yeah, I really don’t think she gets the point of Twitter. It’s not a blog– that’s what blogs are for.
I kept thinking of these stories we used to write in school where someone would write half a sentence and someone else would finish it. I kept thinking how I could end her truncated tweets for her. What I came up with was puerile, but amusing.
Beet, it’s okay to like a Miley Cyrus song. It happens. They’re paying a lot of money for expensive producers to come up with some catchy shit.
Just go ahead and give in to the Disney Channel love already. You can’t escape it. Resistance is futile.
“i like to keep my private life private” ….except when i twitter about it.
” it makes me sad to think that people out there arent friends with THEIR ex bf, because let me tell u it IS possible.”
Thank you, 16 YEARS OLD.
lol!
and definite LOL @ ” Herpes of the brain!” too funny
miley can i see your houle nacked body
I’m clapping.
I love miley, it’s very disappointing to me that she has given in to twitter.
So what was the song?
Yes, tell us pleeeease!!
“The climb.” Is probably what your talking about. Peace Out!
Hey!!! I am dating justin gaston! So SHUT UP! {lol} {This is not the real miley, and i meant no harm towards her or him. Just a joke.} {Ha,Ha}
i’m a big fan!
she is disgusting. she should lick guys penis
GO DIE OR ILL CUT URE PINIS OFF PUNK ASS BITCH U SHOULD BE LIKIN MY PUSSY ASS HOLE
she should fall in the gutter naked. shre looked sexy but Ugly.i hate her so much.l’m comming to get her at night when she is asleep and have sex
i want sex from justan
what a ass-whole for sying that.
miley is a b**** for going on tweeter and not knowing how to use it.
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