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Ron Wood Schtups Twenty-Year-Old

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Rolling Stone Ron Wood took his little girl new girlfriend to the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies this weekend.  This wouldn’t be a newsworthy even if not for that fact that sixty-one year-old Wood’s love is, um, twenty.

Ron split with his wife of twenty-three years (and mother of his two children, twenty-five and thirty-years-old) last summer when Wood started seeing his post-mid-life crisis, the fresh out of a training bra waitress Ekaterina Ivanova.  I think it’s clear that Ron completely misinterpreted Ivanova’s “What can I get you?” inquiry and opted for a blow job.

Anyway, they are together now and it seems that their first public appearance went better than expected.  The evening ended with an Aspercreme rub for him and some milk and Oreos for her.

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  • Ewwwwww! One could make a case for him to get a young one, because he can, but what the hell is wrong with her? Daddy Issues? Low Self Esteem? Blindness? (She would still feel the wrinkles though…) Her parents must be so proud that she is dating someone old enough to be THEIR parent!!!!!

  • EWWWWWWWWW! I suppose one could say “Good for him!”, but what is wrong with this girl? Daddy Issues? Low self esteem? Fame whore? Blind? (But she should still feel that he is as wrinkly as Moses.) I am sure her parents are proud to know she is with a man who is old enough to be THEIR dad!!!!!!!!!!

  • that is SO gross! I could understand a Meghan Fox-esque girlfriend but she is just LITTLE. She looks like she’s 16.. a girl, not a woman. I think this guy’s computer needs to be raided for kiddie porn.

    • Making the jump from him dating a much, much younger WOMAN to accusing him of being a pedophile is sicker than anything the two of them choose to do together.

      • According to the federal government and most states, you are legally an adult at age 18. You can vote, enter into legally binding contracts, join the military, etc.

        I think you are confusing being an adult with being allowed to purchase alcohol.

  • Thats SOOOOOOO gross!!!! Omg he could also be her grandfather! I wonder what her parents think?

  • Meh, I did the same thing at her age, (meaning the age gap relationship, not Ron Wood). He’s got cash, she’s got youth – let them spend it which ever way they want.

  • I sincerely thought I was looking at a father and daughter, I mean, they even have the same nose.

    She’s cute, but we’re close to the same age and when I picture him naked I feel like I’m picturing my grandpa naked. Not cute.

  • Did anybody else read Crime and Punishment? Girl has the same name as the one that gets murdered.

  • Oh for the love of God! This made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ron Woods probably makes this 12 year old throw up a little too. Yuck, fuckin’ yuck and yuck.

  • got to see the two of them up close and personal during prince’s los angeles performances on the 28th. and, yes he looks amazing for his age, she looks like she’s 15. no lie.

  • Don’t lie.

    You know that every man, no matter what age finds post-pubescent women attractive. Young has, is and will always be beautiful.

    And I’m pretty sure most waitresses in California would sell their soul and worse for this kind of money and exposure. Sure, Anna Nicole Smith is dead, but let’s face it, she’d be unknown and still dead had she not bumped uglies with some old guy no one remembers anymore. At least Wood doesn’t have (too many) liver spots (yet).

  • I have serious concerns about an old man who wants to have sex with a girl who looks like a twelve year old. Yuck! Yes his pc should be examined for child porn cos girls who look underage obviously turn him on.