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Miss Cleo Says…”Knocked Up”

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You know that I love making my little celebridictions around here.  My newest?  Mariah Carey is pregnant.  Sure, these rumors have been milling around about Mariah at fertility clinics and Mariah buying baby furniture and Mariah acting like a moody bitch…oh, wait…

Anyway, my vision is now supported by the photographic and therefore rock-solid evidence of Mariah Carey’s bruised arm.  This is a classic sign of a woman who has been pincushioned by those vampire nurses.  Scoff if you wish, but wait.

Even though I fully plan to take one hundred percent credit when this pregnancy announcement is made, I have to give a shout out to Amanda, who gave me the heads up on the arm action.  I don’t know Amanda personally but she’s obviously someone I need to meet-anyone who spends significant time looking at the inner arms of celebrities?  I call that person “friend.”

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  • I suppose those purple splotches are a bit suspect. Lord knows my arms had similar when I was pregnant with both of mine. I think my nurses took pleasure is having to stick (gouge) me multiple times. Let’s wait to see though…she just doesn’t strike me as the maternal type.

  • I just dont give a damn about this woman, her man child, or her nasty glitter filled uterus.

    Mariah who? IT AINT 1993 NO MO CRAZY HO! BE. GONE. NOW.

  • If Mariah were undergoing fertility treatments she could also have bruising. Towards the end you have to have bloodwork almost daily. A lot of fertility treatments also cause bloating.

  • IVF patients have to do labwork just about every other day to monitor hormone levels when they are cycling (typically 6 weeks). I saw these bruises the other day and said the same thing! Speaking as IVF patient that wasn’t successful, I wish her all the luck in the world!!

  • know what?

    you might be on to something, wen!

    in the 1st pic she’s absolutely GLOWING.

    i don’t think i’ve ever seen her so happy or naturally pretty.

    good for them if its true.

    and if its a girl, double good news, she’ll finally have someone to pass off all that damn ‘hello kitty’ to.

  • Wendie she is soooo pregnant, it appears as though she isn’t processing her hair, ie dyes, straighteners, etc.
    And biatch needs Prep-H for those morning eyes.

  • Maybe a kid will get her to stop acting like such a narcissistic asshole. She’s been irritating me ever since she left Tommy Mottola. I met them both in 92 and omg she was so stuck up.

  • Hello.

    I am a Mariah fan.

    I recon the media should leave her alone, and ppl stop sturing up shit about her.

    I do think she is preg, but we just have to wait till SHES READY to tell us.