I’m not sure what it’s all about, but it isn’t about fatherhood for Alfie Patten.
You may remember that Afie was being called the youngest father in Britain at one point. Well, the DNA results are back-I totally feel like Maury Povich right now. Thankfully, he is not a thirteen year-old dad. I feel bad for this baby, though.
The Mirror reports:
The result will be a blow to Alfie who was “devastated” by the boys’ claims and “adored” Maisie.He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.
Before he took the test, he said: “I didn’t know about DNA tests before but mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you’re the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up.”
His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: “It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”
No word yet on who the biological father is; Apparently there were a couple of dudes in the running. Thanks JLynn!
UPDATE: The Mirror, the original source of this story, has pulled their article. Let’s stay tuned and see what’s really going on with all this wayward sperm business.
Oh Wendie! Your title is one of my favorite lines. :) Love it.
I feel bad for this wee guy, ’cause he was pure up for supporting her, even though he said he never even got pocket money, only a tenner off his dad sometimes.
Sorry Alfie!
Still, whenever I see a picture of those two, the mental images…urgh. She looks more like his mum.
one question…who is the woman in the pic with him..
The kid’s gf !!
Well at least next time he would think about this twice and he would try to be a father he’ll be 20 yrs older, maybe this is a good news for him, and about the girl move on and I hope she becomes a good mom.
I feel bad for the kid, myself. Despite the fact that he was OBVIOUSLY way too young to even consider fathering a child, he seemed like a good-hearted kid. “KID” being the correct choice of words. Maybe this douchebag to his right should have thought of that before she started whoring herself out to multiple children who are probably now experiencing post-traumatic stress disorder as we speak.
Anyone ever see The Addams Family movie?
She looks like long-lost cousin Lumpy.
See photograph here: http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsH/40541-210.gif
Haha, Lumpy Addams. You pegged her : )
I personally think that girl should go to jail for molesting 12 year olds. There is more than 2 years difference in age and he looks like a third grader. Where was his mom when this was happening. Its just gross. How old is the actual father? 8? or 35? Who cares, this girl should not have that baby. The baby deserves a normal life.
She’s only 15.
just because someone looks 8, doesn’t mean they should be treated as such. the girl is 2 years, I believe, older than him. they are both minors. this is not a huge difference, and is quite common (especially when the boy is the one 2 years older). you people bringing up child molestation are sick. they are both kids.
and, if its not their kid, as far as we know, they didn’t even have freaking sex. alfie doesn’t seem to know much about anything; I wouldn’t put it past him that he didn’t understand what sex was either.
Well if they didn’t have sex she wouldn’t have gotten pregnant and he wouldn’t be so sure he was the dad…
And i think this whole thing is sick anyway.
I’m not sure about statutory rape/child molestation laws in England, but it seems to me like something should be done about this.
The picture (and the image it brings up) makes me want to vomit. Is there any way to hold this girl who can have sexual thoughts about a kid who looks like he should be building a snow fort or devouring a Happy Meal responsible for her actions?
That poor baby!
Surprisingly, I think she is only a year or two older than him! Being one of the 3 girls in my middle school class who were taller than 95% of the guys, I can see how she might not see him as looking so young, it was slim pickings then! Girls do grow earlier than boys. She should try closing her legs though. Multiple guys claiming to be the father is not such a good thing. Also, USE A CONDOM if you feel the “need” to have sex!
Hopefully the baby will have a loving and supporting family to help raise her.
K, I couldn’t agree more. The little boy just makes me sad. I’m not sure how I feel about this little chick, (other than like I said above – Lumpy Addams) but I can’t imagine that HE was the one who initiated the sexual contact.
Awww, poor kid. And I feel bad for the mom, too. What a public mess to be in at such a young age.
The poor kid obviously had no idea she was cheating, so its really sad that she brought this public humiliation upon him. Aww, I feel so bad for him
what a little slutbag! Eww! She’s not even pretty! Omg this girl is a WHORE.
poor little chap
And if she were pretty, that would make this all better? I think you’re being a tad harsh.
Nope. I’m not being harsh…just stating the obvious. Do YOU think she’s attractive? I sure as hell don’t.
But cj’s point still stands, dear. What does the level of her attractiveness have anything to do with this?
Nada.
Shocker! A girl sleeping with a 13 year old wasn’t being faithful to him? Gah! What is this world coming to??
haha! i was thinking the same thing!
Sorry to post again… But it had to be said… Again.
LUMPY ADDAMS.
That is all.
Why is he “devastated”? If this is true, he should be JUMPING UP AND DOWN.
I’M NOT A DAD AT 13 FUCKING YEARS OLD! HURRAH!
oooo an Update!
“wayward sperm” HA! Love it!
This shit is nuts… That kid looks like he’s still in training pants or something. And you know what the most disgusting part of this story is? The fact that you can’t help but try to imagine these two little idiot kids trying to pull off the pump and squirt. GROSS!!!! Gross, gross, gross. I feel like I need to go scrub now…
This was in the papers for all of five minutes in the U.K.
Alfie’s dad has nine kids and went nuts trying to sell Alfie’s story to all the downmarket rags,there were pictures of the kid in floods of tears,scared witless,and there were pics of his mum and her mum.
We don’t have trailer parks here but you get the idea!
It’s beyond imagination how some kids live here in the U.K.
I just think this whole thing is scary, and sick, and it worries me that this world has gotten so fucked up so quick, it’s ridiculous.