I swear there is never a Valentino event where Gwyneth’s GOOP-y little face doesn’t show up holding Valentino Garavani orange Muppet hand on the red carpet.
Gwyneth — sans “husband” Chris Martin — showed up to the premiere of the Valentino: The Last Emperor show at the MoMA in NYC. Seriously is there a point at which Valentino is going to look at these photos of his face and think to himself, “I look absolutely ridiculous”? Because this is what he always looks like on the red carpet. I sincerely believe it’s some kind of disease, some manner of body dysmorphia. I hate to compare an orange face to an eating disorder, but that’s kind of what’s happening here. Like he keeps looking in the mirror and thinking “NOT ORANGE ENOUGH!”
Anyway, also there were Blythe Danner, Anne Hathaway, Selita Ebanks and that fucking insane body of hers, socialite Tinsley Mortimer rocking the neons we’re starting to see on the carpet, Padma Lakshmi, Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy, Helena Christensen, Karolina Kurkova and Agyness Deyn.
It’s funny how he’s hand is as white as hers… I wonder if it’s only his head that’s orange and everything from the head down is a normal color…
“Sans husband” because he is IN AUSTRALIA touring! Duh.
i’m assuming her left hand is the one clutching the purse and not the oompa-loompa. and there’s no ring. HELL-OO!!
I would not be so bad if he would at least blend in the orange makeup…. but it looks like he has none on his chin… as much money as he has… at least he could afford someone to do it for him.
Why should we trust a man who looks like THAT to design fashionable clothes for us/make us look good?
does. not. compute.
That is exactly what I was thinking!
Beet, you crack me up.
luh-oh…ooks like someone’s been using lindsay lohan’s new self tanning line.
He’s obviously delusional about his appearance as he is for choosing Paltrow as a fashion plate
what happened to posting photos with the celebrity’s name in the title???
Why would you let some orange oompa-loompa design clothes and then say they’re haute couture?? These people are ridiculous, they screw us up with their beauty standards and they themselves look like freaks (Donatella Versace, anyone?). They make me sick!!