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Damn, Miley!

When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat?

Because he is sooooo freakin’ edible!

Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and Uggs to hit up Nobu with Justin Gaston on Sunday. Why bother going out for sushi, Milers? You have plenty of raw meat right at home, and you know exactly where it goes, girl.

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  • I definitely think he’s attractive here, but no so much in the photo shoot. Does anybody really fault her for not admitting to having sex though? Seriously, everyone flipped shit when she took seductive pictures in her bathing suit. Most teenagers are just trying to not have their parents find out they are messing around. I’d be even more worried if she was out there announcing it to the tabloids. Well, plus it would be considered statutory rape, right? No wonder he’s not hanging on her in public…jail bait.

  • I know she’s a little girl and this is totally not cool of me and all (sue me) but I think she’s getting uglier as she ages. I really used to think she was an adorable kid. Now her face is doing something wonky (yes, wonky)… I can’t deal.

    • I don’t know, I think she’s still kind of pretty. I feel bad for her most of the time, I can’t imagine how bad I’d feel about mysef if people said some of those things about me at 16. And I don’t think Taylor Swift is any prettier than Miley, she looks a little like she’s on drugs all the time lately…

      Ok, you’re all free to hate on me now :)

  • Why do people think it acceptable to go out in an outfit like that. Ok, quick run to the corner store, barely tolerable but to a restaurant? At least they aren’t tucked in. Every college and university girl in my city wears their track pants tucked into their ugly ass Uggs.

    And regarding my hatred on Uggs, what the hell do Australians know about cold winters?

    • I have been asked this before – I am from New South Wales, up in the mountains, where it gets below zero often. As my house is older, and stone, and not centrally heated as a lot of houses aren’t, you need slippers, and uggs are good because you can drive in them.

  • Why is Miley in the driver’s seat of the car? She’s 15-16, right? You don’t get your provisional license until you’re 17. Why the hell wouldn’t Justin drive?! How are you going to let a preteen drive your 20-year old ass around?

    • as long as you have someone over 25 in the car, you’re allowed to drive others. i know justin is only 20, but if you look, there’s another guy in the back (bodyguard or something maybe)

  • Hey wanna know who’s NOT hot, Beet? Miley. What the fuck is she wearing? Uggs, sweatpants, a plain t-shirt, and a red bag. Nice, Miley. SO original.

    P.S. I normally don’t go for that type, but her boyfriend is looking fiiiiine in this picture.

  • Choice! Little dumbo’s gonna make him a 1/2 billionaire one day and he’s making her beg for her losses!