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Still Going Strong!

It’s rare that we get a shot of Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr, but photogs caught them this week arriving to meet magician David Blaine and his girlfriend for a lunch date.

I don’t think I could ever date a magician. When we broke up, I’d have nightmares forever about his friends being all like, “So, dude, I heard you made that chick disappear.” Cheesy humor is so painful for me.

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  • I could never date a magician because I have an irrational fear of them. Some people are afraid of clowns or heights or whatever but for me it’s magicians. Everything about them scares me. Kind-a weird, huh?

  • nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Beet,
    You Are Evil,, well DUH!! of course u r evil…
    Orlando Bloom for me is like Michael Phelps to you,,,
    Do you understand my pain now???

    Au revoir.

  • Can i just say i don’t like orlys new haircut just like a month ago it was longer and shaggy. i still love him though.
    i don’t like miranda very much she seems kind of like a slut to me.
    by the way i have a website based on orly http://orlylover.webs.com/ and i would love for someone to sheck it out.