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Nobody’s Watching Grey’s Anatomy Anymore

Hey, remember Grey's Anatomy? That show with the doctors and Patrick Dempsey and that one anorexic chick who looks about 30 years to old to be an intern? I guess it's still on TV, it's just that nobody's watching it. Grey's audience was down 23% this year, and it dropped out of the top 10. The season finale last week averaged 14.8 million viewers, an all-time low for the series. Granted, these are still HUGE numbers (for comparison, Gossip Girl only averages 2.2 million viewers) , but they'...

Things I Am Embarrassed to Admit I Enjoy

The smart marketing folks over at New Line have created a little application that allows you to "hack" into Carrie Bradshaw's MacBook and snoop around. It's insanely fun. At least, it is for me, because I love the rush that comes with looking at something I'm not supposed to be looking at. Even when that something belongs to a fictional character and is a part of a worldwide marketing effort. I'm so easy to brainwash. But here's where it gets really cool -- it's actually a game! The chara...

Lil’ Bow Wow Scores Role on Entourage

How cute! I'm sorry, but everything Bow Wow does is cute to me. He will eternally be 10 years old in my mind. Like if he ever gets a DUI I'll probably be like "Lil' Bow Wow thought he could drive drunk! Isn't that just adorable?!" Anyway, Bow Wow scored a recurring role on season five of Entourage, which, I'm pretty sure, is scheduled to air sometime in 2016. He'll be playing a stand-up comic who E takes on as a client. In fact, it seems like Bow Wow is going to be focusing more on ac...

Will Someone Please Water the Models?

CariDee English is the latest in an unending string of starlets to be taken to the hospital for "dehydration." Just hours after posing for this photo, the ANTM winner was taken by ambulance from Shrine, the new club at the MGM Grand at Foxwoods in Connecticut, to the hospital. "CariDee did go to the hospital in the early hours of Sunday morning to be treated for dehydration," her rep confirms. "She called to be taken to the hospital. She is fine and back to work in Los Angeles." Ugh....

Tracey Edmonds Is Such a Starfucker

Seriously what is in this woman's vagina? Cristal? I don't get it. After being passed from Babyface to Eddie Murphy, P. Diddy's taking sloppy thirds on this hooker. The two are reportedly dating. At a party at Cannes (what is she doing at Cannes???) she said "Diddy is the funniest man I've ever met. I'm so lucky to find someone so soon after Eddie. It's early days - we've only been on three or four dates - but he's whisked me off my feet. I don't know about wedding bells but he's definitely the man for me." Oh, shut up....

Mary Carey!

Okay, you guys, so I totally missed Celebrity Rehab on VH1 when it aired originally, but they were doing a marathon last night and I watched the first couple of episodes. The show is both totally addicting and totally unwatchable. Like, if I have to listen to Daniel Baldwin's holier-than-thou attitude one more time I'm going to smack him across the face with his Big Book. What the fuck are you even doing there, buddy? Inspiring another alcoholic, my ass. You're there to rub your year and a half of s...

In Case You Missed It

Check out Alanis Morissette performing her latest single, "Underneath," on The Today Show. Her eye makeup looks really good. Eat your heart out, Ryan Reynolds! You may get to put your penis in 23-year-old bombshell Scarlett Johansson every night, but I'm howling about something abstract on morning television with killer eyeliner. ...
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