Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Is So Sad!

Little filly Eight Belles finished a close second in the Kentucky Derby race -- then collapsed minutes later. She had broken both her front ankles, and they euthanized her on the spot. For some reason, this makes me really angry. I don't know anything about horses, but it seems silly to kill one just because she broke her ankles. Like, if Leo broke his ankles, we'd take him to the hospital and get him better. Hell, I have extra space in my apartment, I'd've taken the damn horse. Maybe she wasn't going to race again, but they didn't have to kill her! But maybe there's someth...

Uh, I Think Gary Dourdan Was High When He Wrote His Official Statement Apologizing for His Drug Bust

I'm serious. This dude needs a publicist, stat. He actually used the phrase "LOL" in his statement apologizing for the fact that he was busted last week with heroin, cocaine and ecstasy. LOL. Says Gary: Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many people getting to the festival’s VIP area. And the after party, it ran me ragged, but I’m glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL). I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying wh...

Hollywood Races to Erase MS

Tons of celebs showed up for the 15th Annual Race To Erase MS benefit in Century City. Here's Tara Reid, who's actually looking decent these days and seems to be staying out of trouble. Which is extra impressive when you consider that she doesn't actually have any work to distract her from her partying. Jump inside for more pictures from this event, including Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Ali Landry, Kelly Hu, Andrea Bowen, Anne Heche, Daisy Fuentes, Emmy Rossum, Garcelle Beauvais, Jillia...

Amy Winehouse: Yup, Still Going to Die Soon

So Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson were supposed to be in the studio recording the theme track to the new James Bond flick, The Quantum of Solace (to quote Lisa Simpson: "I know those words ..."), but it never quite happened. Said Mark: “We tried to work for a little bit. I’m not sure she’s ready to work on music yet.” Hottie Mark also adds that the track will, quite frankly, probably never get made “unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someon...

Fun with YouTube: Robyn, “Handle Me”

So I've been hearing about this Robyn chick FOREVER now, and finally a couple days ago I was like, "Okay, fuck it, let's hear this damn album." I brought it up on Rhapsody and have been listening to it for a couple days now. At first I was like, "This isn't bad, but I don't really see what the big fuss is about." But I've listened to the album all the way through five or six times now, and I'm starting to get it. It's a pretty dope album. Above find the video for my fave song on it, "Handle Me." /> So I've been hearing about this Robyn chick FOREVER now, and finally a couple days ago I was like, "Okay, fuck it, let's hear this damn album." I brought it up on Rhapsody and have been listening to it for a couple days now. At first I was like, "This isn't bad, but I don't really see what the big fuss is about." But I've listened to the album all the way through five or six times now, and I'm starting to get it. It's a pretty dope album. Above find the video for my fave song on it, "Handle Me."...

Leslie Jordan Has a Memoir Out

Yeah ... you know who I'm talking about: He played Beverly Leslie, Karen's 4-foot-11 nemesis on Will & Grace. He's just published a memoir, called My Trip Down the Pink Carpet. In it, the self-proclaimed "gayest man in the world" talks about his experiences in Hollywood. "Dean Cain was stunning, and the sight of him strutting about in his Superman outfit was truly magnificent," Jordan gushes, recalling his cameo on "Lois and Clark." "I showed up on the set determined not to '­peter-g...

This is Total Bullshit

Look, normally I'm all about shitting on Lindsay Lohan, but this full-page ad that ran in USA TODAY (paid for by the liquor industry) this morning is just unfathomably irresponsible and infuriating. Drunk driving is a bad idea for anybody, and to imply otherwise is just disgusting. Like, what the fuck does this ad even mean? Am I really supposed to believe that as long as you're wearing a fucking tie you undoubtedly have your drinking under control? That alcoholism is somehow unable to penetra...

Sarah Silverman Doesn’t Plan to Marry Jimmy Kimmel Anytime Soon

"I'll be honest, we have it good," says Sarah of her five-year relationship with Jimmy Kimmel. But she doesn't plan to tie the knot with him. "I don't want the government involved in our love," she says. "When my friends get married I think it's romantic, I cry, whatever. But it's not for me ... Jimmy and I spend our mornings and nights together. We set our alarms an hour earlier in the morning just so we can lie in bed and listen to Howard Stern, and at night we're watching Lost or 24." Aw,...