Has it really been a full year since her 21st? My, how the time flies. Lindsay Lohan's 22nd birthday party is currently looking for sponsors. I sent the guy an email. Let's see how we can get involved here. ...

Here's the first round of pics from Britney Spears' Costa Rican vacation (with Mel Gibson!), and they have tongues a-waggin' because she looks like she could possibly be pregnant. She's not pregnant, people. She's just put on some weight. I mean -- she's not pregnant, right? She couldn't possibly be pregnant, right? I mean, she's freakin' smoking in these pics. Right??? [gallery] [Images via Splash]...

Preggers Angelina decided to change into her bathing suit on the balcony of her French villa. Of course, the paparazzi and their long-range lenses decided to capture the moment for all eternity. That's right: blurry Angelina Jolie nipple. Now, I'm currently being extremely well-behaved so that nice brands will be willing to advertise on my website (don't worry, guys, this is only temporary) so I'm sending you over to my good friend at Celebitchy to see the actual [NSFW] pics. ...

Lindsay and girlfriend SamRo carrying groceries back to Samantha's house after shopping at a local market. I'm sure those bags are chock-full of fresh produce and lean meats! No liquor at all!...

Sorry posting has been slow today, you guys. Nope, still no boyfriend to distract me from my love affair with blogging; rather, my Internet connection's on the fritz. Fortunately there's one nearby I can steal (an Internet connection, not a boyfriend), but it's pretty crappy, and it takes like 10 tries to do anything right (just like a boyfriend). Anyway. Surveillance helicopters have spotted white tents in the back yard of the Simpson household, so it looks like Ashlee is for sure ge...

Here's the video of Ellen announcing that she and Portia De Rossi are getting married. The look on Portia's face is priceless. She's so excited! CUTENESS! />...