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I Need to Divorce Paul McCartney ASAP


Heather Mills McFugly finally settled her divorce from the Beatle — to the tune of $48.6 million.

It isn’t even close to what she was asking for originally, but still. I could live on that kind of money, I think.

“I’m so glad it’s over,” Mills said at an impromptu news conference. “It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years.”

Jesus, Heather, no one’s happier it’s over than me. Not only does it mean that I don’t have to read about your stupid divorce proceedings anymore, it means the door is officially open for my ass to get in there and divorce Paul McCartney.

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  • What is the difference between this woman and the chick that the Republicans used to take down Spitzer? They are both whores. In fact any woman that demands a ring on her finger, flowers, etc is a whore.

  • form 250 to 50 mil. paul you scored hard! but 50mil aint bad, take the money and run heather

  • It seems as though they both made out well in the end. A divorce is a long and arduous process that is one of the hardest things a person will ever have to do. I have learned this from my work with, it is an online community of support and help for women navigating through the various stages of divorce and life thereafter. A divorce is very emotionally and financially damaging and I’m sure does not bring out the best in people so at least it is over and they can begin moving forward with the rest of their lives.

    Just my two cents
    Ann Marie