Heather Mills McFugly finally settled her divorce from the Beatle — to the tune of $48.6 million.
It isn’t even close to what she was asking for originally, but still. I could live on that kind of money, I think.
“I’m so glad it’s over,” Mills said at an impromptu news conference. “It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with â€” because you know it has been my life for 20 years.”
Jesus, Heather, no one’s happier it’s over than me. Not only does it mean that I don’t have to read about your stupid divorce proceedings anymore, it means the door is officially open for my ass to get in there and divorce Paul McCartney.