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Is Lindsay Lohan Planning To Flee The US?

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Lindsay Lohan is in a bit of a pickle, to put it nicely. To put it not so nicely, bitch is screwed. In case you weren’t aware, Lohan has been lying about her community service hours. She was supposed to do community service at a Brooklyn daycare center. She hasn’t been. Now she’s on a massive time crunch to complete 115 hours of community service by May 28. If she doesn’t, she may go to jail. For realsies.

But of course, dear Lohan isn’t going to accept any responsibility. She’s going to pull a Polanski and flee the country. And where she is she going?

Monaco.

Uh, what? From TMZ:

We know Lindsay is keenly aware of the looming May 28th deadline, and she knows there’s a real chance she won’t complete her required hours. We also know she’s been told she’s going to jail if she falls short, and this time she actually believes it.

So Lindsay has made it clear to friends and family … if she doesn’t get it done, she won’t go back to California for her court hearing. She says a very rich friend has a hotel in Monaco and has given her carte blanche to stay indefinitely, and she’ll take him up on the offer.

Thing is … she can’t be extradited for a reckless driving misdemeanor, so authorities can’t touch her.

Well, isn’t that just lovely. Must be nice to have a rich friend with a hotel. Does she think she’s going to be like Eloise, or that this will be some wacky super special Wes Anderson moment?

Girl, you are not Grace Kelly. What the hell are you going to do in Monaco??? Man, I used to think it was sad how far she’s fallen, but at this point, fall away. She’s been given so many chances. She’s had so much time to do this community service. She just outright refuses to step up and take responsibility. Jail her.

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Is Lindsay Lohan converting to Islam?

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Well, this is certainly… something. Lindsay Lohan is back in New York to complete over 100 hours of community service, and though she lied about when she arrived, she’s there now and ready to get down to business. Incidentally, she’s also ready to explore Islam, as she’s been walking around carrying a copy of the Quran. And, of course, she’s been posting Arabic phrases and whatnot on her social media for a while now:


So what does it all mean? Well, likely nothing.

Despite reading the Muslim text, she is apparently not “fully converting” to Islam.

A spokesperson for Lohan told The Independent: “To my knowledge she is not considering fully converting to Islam, but I know she has been taking a keen interest in the Arabic culture of late.”

I love that Lindsay’s spokespeople are not even pretending to entertain her bullshit. Plus, you and I both know “taking a keen interest” is code for something Lindsay’s fixating on until she gets tired of it and moves on to the next thing. And hey, we all did that… when we were teenagers. Lindsay is 28. It’s messy.

Of course, this isn’t to say that people can’t discover spirituality/religion and convert, but I’m sorry, I can’t take anything Lindsay says/does seriously.

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Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Is A Liar

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I know this is going to be a massive shock to you all, but it seems Lindsay Lohan has a serious problem with telling the truth. As in, she doesn’t do it. You know how Lindsay claimed on Monday that she was back in New York and getting started on her community service at that Brooklyn daycare because she was so “excited to help”? Turns out, she wasn’t actually in New York at all when she made her post to social media. She didn’t ACTUALLY turn up until Tuesday afternoon, meaning that’s two less days she’s been working on those 115 hours that need to be done in 15 days. Lovely.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan told a BIG FAT LIE when she said she was back in New York on Monday and ready to do her community service — cause she was spotted arriving there on Tuesday!

Lindsay was seen getting dropped off at a hotel in the city — chauffeur driven with assistant in tow, of course. Our Lohan sources confirm … she just touched down on U.S. soil a few hours ago, which is bad for a couple of reasons.

First of all … legal matters. LiLo is clearly NOT at the Brooklyn daycare center where she’s supposed to be completing her remaining 115 hours of community service. Her deadline is May 28. Tick tock.

Secondly … on Monday morning she said, “Happy to be home in nyc with my family and friends” Now it’s clear she was still in London when she posted that on social media.

Lindsay has always been a liar – well, for as long as she’s been an addict, anyway. Don’t you remember how much she lied during her documentary series? She was full of constant excuses and lies about what she was doing, why she wasn’t doing the things she was supposed to do, etc. There’s no way this community service is getting done, and since the judge has pretty much promised to put out a warrant for her arrest if it’s not, things could get interesting!

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Guard Your Children: Lindsay Lohan Is Working At A Daycare Center

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A judge recently told Lindsay Lohan that she needed to re-do (or, you know, do in the first place) over 100 hours of community service by May 28th. And while it’s unlikely she’ll actually get there, the thought of going to prison hasn’t been sitting too well with her, because Lindsay headed back to New York this week… to start working at a Brooklyn daycare center. GUARD YOUR CHILDREN!

From TMZ:

We’ve learned the Duffield Children’s Center will be Lindsay’s community service center of choice as she comes down to the wire in her probation case. As we reported, she’s only completed 9 1/2 hours of the 125 and has until May 28 to finish.

Based on our calculations, she’ll have to work 7 hours a day, 7 days a week to reach 125 hours by the deadline. If she does, she’ll be taken off probation and the case will be closed. If she doesn’t, the judge has promised she’ll do jail time to serve out her sentence.

As we reported … Linds had gone M.I.A. in London over the weekend, but it appears she’s finally surfaced in NYC, and claims she’s “ready to help.”

Duffield honchos tell TMZ Lindsay will help kids with arts and crafts, reading and she’ll also do administrative work. LiLo has done work there before and they say they’re happy to have her back.

I will say that the kids really did take to her if it’s the same place she visited during her “documentary” series a while back, and she actually wasn’t terrible at it. The thing is, Lindsay could actually be a legitimately nice, caring, warm human being when she cares to actually TRY at anything. Mostly I suppose it’s easier to lie around doing drugs and drinking (ALLEGEDLY) than to actually get your life in order…

Who wants to place bets on whether or not she’ll actually get this done?

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Is Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail? Like, For Real This Time?

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Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to bullshit a judge by claiming that she did all of her court-ordered community service at the very last second by doing things like greeting fans after her shitty play in London’s West End? Most people with half a brain were all like, “Huh?” Thankfully, the judge ordered her to redo 125 of those hours, and as of today, she’s only done 10 of those hours. That means she’s got 115 hours of community service left to do… by the deadline of May 28. LOL!

From The AP:

Judge Mark Young said Thursday he was concerned the actress had completed fewer than 10 hours of service over three years.

Lohan is on probation for a 2012 reckless driving case filed after she crashed her sports car in Santa Monica on her way to a film shoot.

Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Holley says the “Mean Girls” star will move from London to complete about 115 remaining hours of service working with kids in New York.

Santa Monica city prosecutor Melanie Skehar was skeptical Lohan could pull off the feat by May 28.

Skehar says her office will be seeking jail time if Lohan fails.

Lohan was not required to attend Thursday’s hearing.

There are literally a little more than 2 weeks left before the deadline, which means that Lindsay would literally have to do more than 40 hours a week if she wants a shot in hell in getting it done. Will she? Of course not. Will she actually go to jail? Doubtful.

But listen to this! Apparently even the 10 hours Lindsay did were bullshit, according to TMZ:

As we reported, Lindsay has completed less than 10 of her 125 community service hours, and now we found out even the 10 hours are suspect.

We looked over some court docs, Lindsay got credit for organizing and posting pics on the Facebook page of the London-based community service org. Here’s the problem … a staff member gave Lindsay a memory stick, which allowed her to do the work in the comfort of her apartment.

It’s unclear whether Lindsay really posted the pics or whether it was just left to her assistant, but when the head honcho of the community service place found out Lindsay worked from home, she wrote an apology for the screw up to the judge.

How is this a real thing? What the hell kinda bullshit staff member gives someone doing COMMUNITY SERVICE the availability to do work UNSUPERVISED at home, meaning she can easily pass the task off and not do it at all, which is clearly what happened? Make this girl clean toilets or some shit, for God’s sake.

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Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the Photoshop

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Sure, Lindsay Lohan might not have the spare cash to hire a $100k-a-year Photoshop expert, but COME ON. When will celebrities get it through their thick skulls that they need to lay off the retouching altogether on photos they don’t like the looks of if they don’t want to be laughed right out of Hollywood and off the internet?

First of all, what is this picture? I honestly need to know what the pose is all about to start with, let alone the WAVY DOORFRAME that’s not even TRYING to pass for real. I mean, how is she so blatant? Especially since her caption makes a joke about how her feet aren’t in the pic but not that she tried to give herself an ass.

My feet look red lol- had to take that out. Only real red is my hair.

Uh, yes… LOL indeed. Someone needs to take this girl off Instagram.

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Lindsay Lohan ordered to redo 125 hours of community service

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Lindsay Lohan thought she was being slick when she completed her mandatory community service literally at the eleventh hour – the very day the deadline hit. Of course, her list of “work” she completed was always questionable, and after authorities gave it a closer look, they realised just how much of it was complete and utter bullshit.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan and her community service organization just got slammed by a judge Wednesday morning … a judge who threw out more than half of her hours.

The judge in Lindsay’s probation case ordered LiLo to do another 125 hours … this after the prosecutor called BS on the service she performed.

Most of the hearing was conducted privately in the judge’s chambers, but hizzoner did call the work Lindsay did “unacceptable.”

TMZ broke the story … prosecutor Terry White was indignant over the work Lindsay did for CSV in London, saying in one case she got credit for six hours of community service work … even though four hours of those hours were for acting on stage and the remaining two were for meeting fans.

I mean, come on. Did the community really benefit from coming to see her flop of a West End show? I don’t think so. As for the meeting fans thing, I’d have to say that it’s more like the fans doing Lindsay a service, considering I’m pretty sure without her ego being stroked by people still hanging on to her Mean Girl days, she’d evaporate into thin air. Get outta here with that nonsense. 

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