Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Stand and Deliver — a Punch!

Ah ha ha ha ha! I am so funny. Great title, Beet. (I did not get much sleep last night.) Oh sorry you guys don’t even know why it’s so funny yet. Or unfunny. Okay then. So Lou...

Clip of the Day

This has nothing to do with celebrities or gossip, but it has a whole lot to do with funny, and FUNNY IS WHAT WE ARE ABOUT. [youtube=] [via SorryIGotDrunk]

Eat at Joe’s

Apparently Joe Simpson didn’t get the memo that Dukes of Hazzard sucked. He’s planning to open a chain of restaurants called Daisy Dukes, to capitalize on that one movie that...