Are you super excited about seeing Sarah Palin on your favorite show? Are you shivering in anticipation of seeing America's favorite mom sing and dance throughout America's favorite high school? Well, then I have one word for you:
PSYCHE!
At least, I'm fairly certain it's a "psyche" occasion. I got this tip from a quote by Jane Lynch, Glee's Sue Sylvester, in which she said "I'm pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on 'Glee.' She'll perform an original tune I penned: 'Look at Me, I'm Batshit Crazy." I mean, I kn...
Well hell. Look who went to the dentist only to emerge looking like a cheap, brunette Lindsay Lohan clone, just without the fired-up coke stare!
Bristol Palin is trying to save face by insisting her new look is the result of a necessary medical procedure—not cosmetic surgery.
... She told Us Weekly the procedure was necessary so her jaw and teeth could properly realign. “Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons,” she told the magazine for ...
We need to talk about Bristol's face because she went and got a whole new one without telling anyone about it. Gawker pointed it out last night, and it's been haunting me ever since. What did she do? And don't tell me that she just lost weight, because that doesn't explain her whole new jawline. Also, do you think she just happens to be looking upwards in this photo, or does she have a bad case of ceiling eyes now? Can you develop Ceiling Eyes from botched plastic surgery?
I'm sorry to ...
"You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. ... She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone...
Sarah linked y'all to a story earlier today saying that Bristol Palin is planning on releasing a memoir in June of this year, but I want to know if you think she has a story to tell.
On one hand, a 20-year old single mother from a political family that's starred on a televised dancing competition does sound like someone with an interesting story. Of course people out there want to know what it was like to be a pregnant teenager with a mother running for Vice President of the United States...
Bristol Palin has done a great job getting on everyone's nerves this year, but finally she's done something worth praising. The single mom and former Governor's daughter has purchased her first home, a cute little brown stucco in Arizona.
Bristol paid $172,000 for the abode, which just a couple years ago sold to it's previous owner for nearly twice that. Good deal! And don't worry about her losing it, because homegirl paid in cash. Baller! I was unaware that motherhood and televised dancing paid that...
"I have to be happy for Levi's new relationship because it sounds like his new girlfriend is influencing him to want to actually spend time with Tripp. I sincerely appreciate her influence because [Levi] hasn't asked to see Tripp in over five months, so I'm happy for this new development!"
- Bristol on ex-boyfriend Levi's new lady.
By the way, the question in the title of this post was silly, of course she's passive aggressive. This little statement is almost as bad as the one I heard ...
"If you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."
Remember those pesky rumors going 'round about how Sarah Palin pushed her daughter Bristol into competing on Dancing With the Stars? A valiant effort to repair the damage the teen mom had done by getting knocked up during Sarah's run f...
"Now I am scared I am going to wake up with a decapitated moose head in my bed."
- Margaret Cho, beautiful comedian and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant, discussing her fears on the repercussions of speaking ill of the Palins.
This all happened on Margaret's blog, and to clarify, she only had nice things to say about Bristol. She says she's "warm and incredibly supportive," and that she's proud of her work on the show. However, Margaret also says that someone who "really should seriously know the dirt really really" told her t...
Guess what, guys? The exact thing that all journalists have been trying to prove for the last year continues to be true: The Palin kids are ridiculously American and normal. Earlier this week we learned that 15-year old Willow and her boyfriend had a pregnancy scare and that she uses Facebook in a really inappropriate fashion and now we're learning that she allegedly purchased marijuana in a parking lot once.
From CelebDirtyLaundry:
Former classmate of homophobic facebook ranter Willow Palin, 16, sister of Bristol Palin and daughter of Sa...
"I was very disappointed, shocked and hurt to hear that Bristol told a magazine that I don’t like her. It’s a complete and absolute lie what she said. I have no idea where she got that from. I never ever said I don’t like her — nevermind the fact that it’s not true that I don’t like her. The only thing I’ve said about her is that I think she should embrace the show more when she got homesick — which is something I would say to every celebrity who comes on the show and has a low p...
First there was the guy who shot his TV thanks to Bristol, and now this.
Here's how yesterday went down over at the CBS studio, home of the travesty that is Dancing with the Stars. The postman came to drop off the day's mail, including a bit of fan mail for Bristol. A staff member opened the letter, and do you know what was inside? Why, it's the one thing that everyone hopes to find in mail from a stranger: mysterious white powder!
The building was evacuated and the LAPD and the FBI showed up to investigate, and do you know what it was, you guys? It was j...
Are you super excited about seeing Sarah Palin on your favorite show? Are you shivering in anticipation of seeing America's favorite mom sing and dance throughout America's favorite high school? Well, then I have one word for you:
PSYCHE!
At least, I'm fairly certain it's a "psyche" occasion. I got this tip from a quote by Jane Lynch, Glee's Sue Sylvester, in which she said "I'm pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on 'Glee.' She'll perform an original tune I penned: 'Look at Me, I'm Batshit Crazy." I mean, I kn...
Well hell. Look who went to the dentist only to emerge looking like a cheap, brunette Lindsay Lohan clone, just without the fired-up coke stare!
Bristol Palin is trying to save face by insisting her new look is the result of a necessary medical procedure—not cosmetic surgery.
... She told Us Weekly the procedure was necessary so her jaw and teeth could properly realign. “Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons,” she told the magazine for ...
We need to talk about Bristol's face because she went and got a whole new one without telling anyone about it. Gawker pointed it out last night, and it's been haunting me ever since. What did she do? And don't tell me that she just lost weight, because that doesn't explain her whole new jawline. Also, do you think she just happens to be looking upwards in this photo, or does she have a bad case of ceiling eyes now? Can you develop Ceiling Eyes from botched plastic surgery?
I'm sorry to ...
"You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. ... She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone...
Sarah linked y'all to a story earlier today saying that Bristol Palin is planning on releasing a memoir in June of this year, but I want to know if you think she has a story to tell.
On one hand, a 20-year old single mother from a political family that's starred on a televised dancing competition does sound like someone with an interesting story. Of course people out there want to know what it was like to be a pregnant teenager with a mother running for Vice President of the United States...
Bristol Palin has done a great job getting on everyone's nerves this year, but finally she's done something worth praising. The single mom and former Governor's daughter has purchased her first home, a cute little brown stucco in Arizona.
Bristol paid $172,000 for the abode, which just a couple years ago sold to it's previous owner for nearly twice that. Good deal! And don't worry about her losing it, because homegirl paid in cash. Baller! I was unaware that motherhood and televised dancing paid that...
"I have to be happy for Levi's new relationship because it sounds like his new girlfriend is influencing him to want to actually spend time with Tripp. I sincerely appreciate her influence because [Levi] hasn't asked to see Tripp in over five months, so I'm happy for this new development!"
- Bristol on ex-boyfriend Levi's new lady.
By the way, the question in the title of this post was silly, of course she's passive aggressive. This little statement is almost as bad as the one I heard ...
"If you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."
Remember those pesky rumors going 'round about how Sarah Palin pushed her daughter Bristol into competing on Dancing With the Stars? A valiant effort to repair the damage the teen mom had done by getting knocked up during Sarah's run f...
"Now I am scared I am going to wake up with a decapitated moose head in my bed."
- Margaret Cho, beautiful comedian and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant, discussing her fears on the repercussions of speaking ill of the Palins.
This all happened on Margaret's blog, and to clarify, she only had nice things to say about Bristol. She says she's "warm and incredibly supportive," and that she's proud of her work on the show. However, Margaret also says that someone who "really should seriously know the dirt really really" told her t...
Guess what, guys? The exact thing that all journalists have been trying to prove for the last year continues to be true: The Palin kids are ridiculously American and normal. Earlier this week we learned that 15-year old Willow and her boyfriend had a pregnancy scare and that she uses Facebook in a really inappropriate fashion and now we're learning that she allegedly purchased marijuana in a parking lot once.
From CelebDirtyLaundry:
Former classmate of homophobic facebook ranter Willow Palin, 16, sister of Bristol Palin and daughter of Sa...
"I was very disappointed, shocked and hurt to hear that Bristol told a magazine that I don’t like her. It’s a complete and absolute lie what she said. I have no idea where she got that from. I never ever said I don’t like her — nevermind the fact that it’s not true that I don’t like her. The only thing I’ve said about her is that I think she should embrace the show more when she got homesick — which is something I would say to every celebrity who comes on the show and has a low p...
First there was the guy who shot his TV thanks to Bristol, and now this.
Here's how yesterday went down over at the CBS studio, home of the travesty that is Dancing with the Stars. The postman came to drop off the day's mail, including a bit of fan mail for Bristol. A staff member opened the letter, and do you know what was inside? Why, it's the one thing that everyone hopes to find in mail from a stranger: mysterious white powder!
The building was evacuated and the LAPD and the FBI showed up to investigate, and do you know what it was, you guys? It was j...