Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan Tells Her Mom to Go to Hell

If you can believe it, all is not well in the Lohan household. On Thursday night, La Lohan met up with her mother, Dina, at an NYC restaurant to celebrate her mom’s birthday. By the...

Britney Spears’ Baby Name Revealed!

It’s official: on September 12 of this year, Britney Spears birthed a 72-year-old British man. Although we have not yet seen photos of the crotchety old wanker, his age and obvious...

Jessica Biel is Kissing a Girl

I’m pretty busy today, so posting may be slow, but I figure this’ll keep you guys entertained for at least the next couple of hours. Thank you, Jessica Biel; in your...

TIVO ALERT!

Guys guys guys guys guys!!!! You know what premieres tonight???? Survivor: Racism!!! It is all the rage!!! It’s on CBS guys!!! Check your local listings guys!!! What on Earth will...

BREAKING: Tom Cruise Still Gay

Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again! A male prostitute claims to have had a gay dalliance with Tom Cruise! And someone is using it to try to sell a book! Hollywood Interrupted...

"jason wahler arrested cocaine"

I’ve had approximately one billion hits with this search term, or a variation upon it, today. So okay. Yes, Jason Wahler was arrested in NYC on September 1, a little past 4 am, and...