It’s like the Polanski petition all over again with all the celebrities backing Tiger Woods during his “time of need”. You’d think that most people would be afraid...
Rachel Uchitel, one of Tiger Woods’ many alleged mistresses, has had a pretty low-key day so far. She woke up, ran some errands, walked her dogs Rudy Giuliani and Ozzy Osbourne, and... Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
Jaimee: [later... Lately, it feels like approximately 45% of my interpersonal contact is composed of Tiger Woods jokes. Like I’ll point out a dent in a car in a parking lot to a date: “Oh, yeah... We’ve all had a ball watching Tiger Woods’ life fall apart the last two weeks, haven’t we? That multiple-mistress having bag of scum has been having his ass handed to him... Alright, this is going to sound mad ignorant, but I need to say it: I forgot how bad cheating on your spouse is until this whole Tiger Woods thing went down. If you asked me how I felt... Rachel Uchitel, one of the many women who has come out of the woodwork to say that she’s slept with Tiger Woods, is pissed. No, not because she’s most famous for sleeping with a... A Chinese news agency decided to animate their theory of what happened at Tiger Woods’ house that night, Sims 3 style. Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha. I have to admit I totes stole the first part of that headline from my girlfriend, who made that joke last night and really caught me off-guard. I was like “OH... Well, some serious biz is going down with this Tiger Woods/Rachel Uchitel/like three other chicks story and we’ve got a lot to catch up on. This has now turned in to the sort of... I cannot believe the level of interest surrounding Tiger Wood’s rumored infidelity. The public expects so much more out of celebrities and you know what? They are just the same... Who watched Tool Academy? I didn’t, but I’m sure a lot of you did. Wait, that’s a lie. I saw one episode and I thought it was really funny in a sad way. Nevermind. Anyway...
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