Nothing says true love and romance quite like a live, 2-hour televised wedding event. Just ask Kim Kardashian! Following in her great footsteps, The Bachelor‘s Sean Lowe and fiancée Catherine Giudici actually did go through with tying the knot last night on ABC. Of course, no one was really watching since the Grammys were on, as well, but no matter. It was a celebration of love!
The ceremony was officiated by Sean’s dad. Here were their vows (from People):
“The first time that I saw you, you were like a light to my bug. I had to find you. You mesmerize me with how brightly you shine,” Catherine told Sean at the altar. “Sometimes I feel like I’m going to explode by how much I love you … I’m completely consumed by you … I promise to love you after my heart bursts … You are my dream and my reality.”
“From the moment I met you I wanted more. You had me hooked from the beginning and I didn’t want to let you go,” Sean then said. “We met in the strangest way possible … I know that we met on The Bachelor so that I could fall in love with my best friend … Every day I am encouraged by your love and your selflessness … I’m going to love you for eternity.”
Oh, man. I give them a year, 18 months tops. Especially when you consider that Catherine said this after getting a present from her future husband:
“I cannot wait to wear the lingerie Sean bought me on our wedding night! It’s like fancy icing for my body. As a wife, I will definitely treat him a lot. I’m going to be able to let out my ‘grown sexy’ on him anytime I want, or anytime he wants!”
Uh… “fancy icing for my body”? Dear God. Let out your “grown sexy”? I just can’t with this. Uh… congrats to the happy (for now) couple, I suppose.
January 27, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Sean Lowe, of last year’s Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars suckfest, is going to marry his boring fiancé in January — on live TV. They’ve picked an actual date, too: Jan. 26, 2014. People also reports that Mr. Lowe thinks it’s all, “very exciting” and that “Watching Catherine walk down the aisle will be the best moment of my life.”
I think those of us who follow the Bachelor/Bachelorette series are surprised that it’s actually happening. At this point, I don’t think they could back out if they wanted to. They probably signed contracts with ABC. I like that Sean tries to make it sound like it’s a totally normal thing to have your wedding televised on a major network and like it was their decision:
I think it’s only natural to have it on TV seeing as how our relationship started. This will be a cool opportunity to share the most special day of our lives with all the people who have been invested in us along the way.
No lies over here, I’m gonna watch.
October 14, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Time for the Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week. We’re covering late July and very early August. In case you didn’t know. And now you do. And learning is fun. Obviously, Courtney Stodden’s lettuce bikini is included in here.
BEST: Dita Von Teese
WORST: Bachelor Sean Lowe
WTF?!?: Click to find out! (It’s a doozy.)
August 4, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Kim Kardashian is always tweeting about something inane. Sometimes she’ll try to tweet about a product without it being incredibly obvious that they’re asking her to. But it’s always obvious. Lohan has been doing her own product endorsement, although the company claims they are not paying her.
And yes, apparently some celebs get paid to tweet about companies and products — even the D-list celebs. The more followers/famous the celeb, the more money they can command per tweet. For example, Kim Kardashian can get (allegedly) around $20,000 per tweet. Frankie Muniz can only get $252. (Nelson Muntz laugh here.)
May 31, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps, of The Bachelor, is totally psyched about marrying his boring fiance Catherine Whatever, but she seems less enthusiastic. In every interview of them together, it’s obvious he’s way more into her than she is to him. He’s always grinning at her and being touchy feely and she’s all sitting there with this whole, “Oh my God I got engaged to the effing Bachelor how the f-ck do I get out of this” vibe. And that’s such a downer.
Sadly, Bachelor Biceps was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars 2 weeks ago, and I am just devastated, because now I have no comedy gold. ALLEGEDLY, Mr. Lowe’s soon-to-be-Mrs.-Lowe was busy finding plenty of her own entertainment with Dancing pro Julz Tocker.
From Celeb Dirty Laundry:
Constantly left in the wings while Sean was on Dancing On With The Stars, it hasn’t gotten any easier since he was voted off thanks to his busy schedule making TV appearances – so Catherine has been distracting herself with one of the show’s pros, Julz Tocker, pals told the magazine.
While at a party at the Palazzo apartment complex in Los Angeles in early May, Sean, 29, was the last thing on her mind as his bride-to-be instead snuggled up with the Season 16 dancer.
“She was rubbing Julz’s arm, whispering in his ear and giggling,” revealed the insider.
Yeah, whatever. I think their publicity people were disappointed that no one believed Biceps was cheating with his dancing partner, Peta Murgatroyd, so they’re trying this tactic instead. After Bro’s elimination, they need to keep us interested enough in their lives so that we watch their big televised wedding on ABC that will never happen because Catherine Whatever will pull out.
I love Peta so f-cking much btw. You could tell that he drove her crazy and that she was so not into him at all. Look at this fierceness.
May 17, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Sean Lowe AKA Bachelor Biceps is totally not “The virgin Bachelor” considering he’s been secretly banging his boring fiance Catherine whatever since The Bachelor wrapped. Wow no way really this is big news I never would have guessed. Life & Style has this breaking, exclusive story. It’s such a big story that it’s their cover. Bachelor Biceps looking all smarmy and satisfied under the headline “VIRGIN NO MORE!”
Two sources confirm in the new issue of Life & Style that Sean did in fact sleep with his fiancée, Catherine Giudici— while the show was still airing. “Yes, they definitely had sex,” a Bachelor insider reveals exclusively to Life & Style. “The first time was the night he proposed in Thailand.”
After their encounter at the $1,100-a-night suite at the Anantara Golden Triangle Resort & Spa, the source goes on to confirm the engaged couple continued sleeping together whenever they met up on passionate “secret dates” in LA, when they were forced to keep their romance secret before the show’s finale aired.
“Catherine has always respected Sean wanting to show his Christian side, but she honestly would never marry him without making sure they had sexual chemistry,” the show insider dishes, adding, “It’s all for the show and his parents.”
Dude if you’re 29 and you feel you have to lie about your celibacy to please your parents then– wtf am I even talking about, this guy went on a TV show to find a wife and actually proposed to one of the contestants, there’s no logic in any of this anywhere why am I even trying.
TRUTH TIME: I am really, really enjoying him on Dancing with the Stars. Dude is gold.