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‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Actually Got Married

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Nothing says true love and romance quite like a live, 2-hour televised wedding event. Just ask Kim Kardashian! Following in her great footsteps, The Bachelor‘s Sean Lowe and fiancée Catherine Giudici actually did go through with tying the knot last night on ABC. Of course, no one was really watching since the Grammys were on, as well, but no matter. It was a celebration of love!

The ceremony was officiated by Sean’s dad. Here were their vows (from People):

“The first time that I saw you, you were like a light to my bug. I had to find you. You mesmerize me with how brightly you shine,” Catherine told Sean at the altar. “Sometimes I feel like I’m going to explode by how much I love you … I’m completely consumed by you … I promise to love you after my heart bursts … You are my dream and my reality.”

“From the moment I met you I wanted more. You had me hooked from the beginning and I didn’t want to let you go,” Sean then said. “We met in the strangest way possible … I know that we met on The Bachelor so that I could fall in love with my best friend … Every day I am encouraged by your love and your selflessness … I’m going to love you for eternity.”

Oh, man. I give them a year, 18 months tops. Especially when you consider that Catherine said this after getting a present from her future husband:

“I cannot wait to wear the lingerie Sean bought me on our wedding night! It’s like fancy icing for my body. As a wife, I will definitely treat him a lot. I’m going to be able to let out my ‘grown sexy’ on him anytime I want, or anytime he wants!”

Uh… “fancy icing for my body”? Dear God. Let out your “grown sexy”? I just can’t with this. Uh… congrats to the happy (for now) couple, I suppose.

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The Bachelor Is Getting Married On TV In January

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Sean Lowe, of last year’s Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars suckfest, is going to marry his boring fiancé in January — on live TV. They’ve picked an actual date, too: Jan. 26, 2014. People also reports that Mr. Lowe thinks it’s all, “very exciting” and that “Watching Catherine walk down the aisle will be the best moment of my life.”

I think those of us who follow the Bachelor/Bachelorette series are surprised that it’s actually happening. At this point, I don’t think they could back out if they wanted to. They probably signed contracts with ABC. I like that Sean tries to make it sound like it’s a totally normal thing to have your wedding televised on a major network and like it was their decision:

I think it’s only natural to have it on TV seeing as how our relationship started. This will be a cool opportunity to share the most special day of our lives with all the people who have been invested in us along the way.

No lies over here, I’m gonna watch.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Dear Jennifer Hudson, this is awful. Sorry. Sincerely, me.

Dear Jennifer Hudson, this is awful. Sorry. Sincerely, me.

Time for the Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week. We’re covering late July and very early August. In case you didn’t know. And now you do. And learning is fun. Obviously, Courtney Stodden’s lettuce bikini is included in here.

BEST: Dita Von Teese

WORST: Bachelor Sean Lowe

WTF?!?: Click to find out! (It’s a doozy.)

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