That nondescript little “Merry Christmas” is just not going to cut it, so let’s get this done. I need you on this one. Paris needs you. We can pull from her cocaine...
The NY Post reported today that at least one of the faces you’d expect to see at Nicole Richie’s wedding didn’t even make the guest list: Paris Hilton.
From the... Will you be watching? No, I won’t either. I have much more important things to be doing like balancing my checkbook, digging food out of the crevices of my stove, and vacuuming this... Paris Hilton was contractually obligated to greet fans and unveil her fall/winter accessory line with her sister Nicky in Tokyo this week, but it looks like the heiress wont get much... As I’m sure you remember, a couple of weeks ago Paris Hilton got arrested for cocaine possession. One might think that since Paris has already been caught with weed twice this... Bleeding heart and cocaine user Paris Hilton recently did a good thing. Kind of. The pet-loving heiress was in a pet store recently when she learned that the cage of bunnies she was looking... Paris Hilton thought she could get by on the “I was holding it for a friend” defense when it came to her recent arrest for cocaine possession, but her Twitter account put a stop... Lady Gaga may have gone to school with the Hilton sisters, but according to her, that means jack. If there’s one thing we can still all laugh at re: the tragedy that is Paris Hilton, it’s how damn good she is at taking mug shot photos. The photo above is the third mug shot... Paris Hilton was thrown in the slammer after cops found cocaine in her purse A man was arrested at around 6:30 this morning while attempting to break into Paris' house. He might have been looking for weed or he might have just been a huge fan of The Simple Life, we... Crazy. Two Paris Hilton posts in a week, guys. It’s like a redux of 2005! And 2006! And 2007! And I’m loving it!
Paris Hilton, who was always one of my favorite celebrity...
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