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Lindsay Lohan is Totally Afraid of Paris Hilton

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But before I get into that one, can we talk about this picture for a second? Because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are actually … well, they’re kind of … OK, alright; they’re actually kind of hot in this picture. Like, people would probably go to bed with the two of them at the same time if they both still actually looked like this. Moreover, they look clean. The two of them. Together! Amazing what drugs and poor sexual choices can do to a girl, huh?

But here’s the latest on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, and how Lindsay “freaked out” when she saw Paris at their mutual friend Lady Gaga‘s new perfume launch for ‘Fame’.

From Page Six:

Lindsay Lohan came face to face with old frenemy Paris Hilton and freaked out at a high-profile fashion bash, as their long-running feud continues to burn.

Lohan, who is working hard to put her troubled past behind her, arrived in New York from the Atlanta set of “Scary Movie 5” in which she acts opposite Charlie Sheen and makes fun of her hard-partying, train-wreck past, including an incident last year when she was accused of stealing a necklace from an LA jewelry store.

But “Lindsay wound up looking at [the ‘Scary Movie’ cameo] as a way to complete a phase of her life and move on,” a source said. After desperately trying to get out of the shoot, she filmed the role without any additional drama Wednesday.

But when Lohan arrived at Lady Gaga’s masked ball Thursday night at the Guggenheim Museum, she flipped when she saw her old party-pal-turned-archrival Hilton.

“Lindsay freaked out when she saw Paris,” said a spy. “Neither knew the other would be there. And when Lindsay first saw Paris, she just stepped back with these big eyes. She was shaking her head and kept repeating, ‘No, no, I can’t.’ ”

The once-tight pair had a falling out back in 2006 over the infamous incident when foul-mouthed oil heir Brandon Davis branded the “Mean Girls” star “Firecrotch,” with Hilton egging him on.

At the Gaga event, which launched the singer’s new fragrance, Fame, “Lindsay refused to get her picture taken with Paris,” a source said. “But eventually she calmed down.”

While Lohan arrived at the event “very quietly,” Hilton “marched in and tried to push her way through the crowd to Gaga,” only to turn around when she realized no one was moving out of her way when she wanted to get to the singer.

Lohan later received a hug from Gaga, whom she’d bonded with over the summer during a sleepover at the Chateau Marmont in LA. Page Six exclusively reported that Gaga’s planning to cast Lohan in her first video from her upcoming album, “Artpop.”

Oh, so it’s another classic “I’m too good for this kind of trash” Lindsay Lohan-type moment, right? Because sad as it is to say, I’d be much, much more keen to root for Paris Hilton against Lindsay Lohan these days, especially if we’re talking “who’s dirtier,” I’m sorry.

So, back then—who’d you rather?

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And who now? Just saying, this is Lindsay from the Fame launch:

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And dear, darling Paris at the very same event:

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Quotables: Samantha Ronson Thinks Paris Hilton’s a Crap DJ

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“That sh*t with [Paris]. It’s like, c’mon man. She’s tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. [She should try to] be an actual DJ. If you’re just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. … It’s like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice.”

Samantha Ronson on the musical abomination known as Paris Hilton DJ-ing.

For once, did you ever think that you’d be in agreement with anything that came out of Samantha Ronson’s mouth? She did, after all, hang out with Lindsay Lohan for the longest time and God only knows what went *into* her mouth during that time. I shudder to think.

But the bottom line is that Samantha Ronson is a thousand percent correct. Paris Hilton is a crap DJ. But if you needed Samantha Ronson to tell you that, then you were in a much worse way than I thought, guys.

Paris Hilton Got Knocked Down in a Fight

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For those of you who didn’t even know that Paris Hilton was in this series of photos, I know. I had to check a couple times, too. And for those of you who couldn’t take your eyes off her pallid granny ass, I commend you. Some people are really good at self-punishment and doing things like looking at the sun for an hour without blinking, and that’s cool because it’s your talent. I give you props.

TMZ claims that Paris Hilton was involved in a parking garage scuffle where a paparazzi attempted to take some pictures of Paris and her friend, the icky Brandon Davis, while they were exiting the building, and instead of the photographer taking off with his tail between his legs, he struck out and tried to blast one of Paris’s people with his camera. I love this. From TMZ:

Hilton was leaving the new Bootsy Bellows nightclub on Sunset Blvd. with her old pal Brandon Davis and some other friends … when a man in their group tried to pry a photog’s camera out of his hands. An eyewitness tells us the photog tried to hit the dude with his camera.

During the struggle, Hilton — wearing a tiny blue dress — was knocked into a wall. She appeared to be OK … and eventually left the parking structure.

And what a set of photos they got. I don’t even need to clarify.

I mean, what about this photo right here:

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And this one:

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Is Brandon Davis such a c-nt that he can’t even *try* to help his friend up off the ground? I know that Paris Hilton is a twastic parasite and all, but even twastic parasites sometimes need help being peeled off the filthy floor from whence they came.

He’s a winner, folks.

Images courtesy of TMZ

Oh, Paris Hilton is a DJ Now, By the Way

Oh, what’s that? You didn’t know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it’s my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list celebrities doing dumb shit. I apologize profusely, and I hope you can begin the sometimes-slow process of forgiveness.

From Us magazine:

At the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday, electronic music junkie Paris Hilton took to the decks for her debut DJ appearance.

Dressed in a sexy black embellished bodysuit complete with matching gloves and thigh-high stockings designed by The Blondes, she started off her set with mashups of well-known hits including Rihanna’s “We Found Love,” Deadmau5′s “Some Chords” and Avicii’s “Levels.”

Despite getting slammed for her set over Twitter and booed during her on-stage appearance, there’s no doubt that Hilton, 31, learned how to spin like a pro from her longtime friend Afrojack, a Dutch music producer and DJ known for his hits “Take Over Control” and Pitbull’s “Give Me Everything” featuring Ne-Yo and Nayer.

Oh boy. Isn’t all that just great? But wait! It gets better! I have stuff for you that’s sure to redeem me! Here’s an official photo of Paris Hilton DEEJAYING:

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I know, my friends. I know. That was bad. Which is why I’m going to give you ANOTHER:

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I’m … I just … I have no words. None.

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis Partying Again, Police Called

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Remember those days? Back in 2009, I believe it was, when Brandon Davis was boinking both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (oh, and Miranda Kerr and Avril Lavigne) and everyone thought he was the hotness and by “everyone” I mean “those who were on some pretty serious drugs at the time? Because it appears that a trifecta of terror emerged this past weekend from a party that cops raided at 7 AM. Because of a noise complaint. Who phones in a noise complaint at 7 in the damn morning? I mean, I’m not defending these assholes or anything because it’s like, come on—you’re how old and you’re partying ’til the wee hours of the morning in California? And not even in some fabulously awesome place like Tahiti or Cannes or whatever? The cops came to your house party? Please. But seriously, why even bother calling the cops about noise at 7 in the morning. I know there’s probably noise ordinances and what not to adhere to, but why even bother for the sake of another hour of quietude?

Anyway. Brandon and Paris, if you remember, notoriously dubbed Lindsay “Firecrotch” back in 2006, but apparently there’s no lost love since they’re partying like it’s … well, 2006. Super.

Do Yourself A Favor And Watch Paris Hilton’s New Music Video

Are you having a bad day? Maybe you’re just having a sort of “blah” day. Hey, maybe you’re even having a good day, but you’re open to opportunities to make it even better. I can definitely respect all of those things, and I would like to present you the solution to all of those challenges.

It is “Drunk Text,” the latest musical masterpiece from world renowned musician, Paris Hilton.

The music is so haunting, and the story the song tells is so riveting. You won’t believe how emotionally invested you’ll get as Paris weaves a remarkable tale of partying, taking creepy photos up dancers’ skirts and sending them to gentlemen callers, and more partying. I don’t want to spoil the whole thing for you, but when she says that harrowing last line, you’ll get chills. It’s THAT GOOD.

What do you guys think? Wait, you don’t have to answer that, I know exactly what you’re thinking: when is this album coming out so I can listen to nothing else for the rest of my whole entire life?

Have You Guys Been Missing Paris Hilton’s Awesome Music?

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If you guys are anything like me, you listen to a whole lot of music. You have your favorites, the things you can listen to over and over without getting bored (some of mine are Bowie, Florence and the Machine, Jack’s Mannequin, and The Magnetic Fields, just in case you were curious), then you have the things that you obsess over and then kind of forget until you come across it during a good iTunes shuffle (this happened last night when an Avett Brothers song came on: I stopped whatever I was doing and thought I had discovered the sweetest music to ever grace my ears, before I realized that no, it’s just been a good few months since I listened to nothing but I And Love And You like I’d never heard anything else). But every once in a while, you get antsy with your music collection. You think “ugh, I’ve heard all this stuff a million times! I need something fresh! Something new! Something now!”

And, lucky for us all, Paris Hilton knows this. She knows this, and she’s doing something about.

I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that Paris has been working with a bunch of DJs on a new album full of house music, but now I’m here to bring you even more good news concerning this girl and her beautiful gift of song. Ready?

On the new album: “I’ve been in the studio all day recording my new album,” she told MTV News at the Weinstein Golden Globes afterparty. “It’s completely different from my last album. I’m going with a whole new genre. I have Afrojack executive-producing the entire album. So we’ve just been coming up with the most incredible tracks,” she teased. “I was just in the studio with RedFoo the other night, so we’re going to be doing my new single with LMFAO.”

On fellow musicians LMFAO: “I’m so excited. The music’s turning out so great and I can’t wait to release it this summer. Two nights ago [I recorded the song with LMFAO],” she said, describing the session as “awesome.” “I’ve known them since I was a little girl. We grew up together ’cause our parents are friends, so I’m just so proud of them and all their success and what they’ve done ’cause they’ve just created this whole ‘Party Rock’ brand and it’s just so awesome.”

Music is her true passion: “I think a lot of people don’t know that music is my passion since I was a little girl,” she said. “I’m very musically talented. This is more my thing [musically on this album], more of a club scene, more dance. … The single’s done; it’s in the can. That’s probably going to be out [within] the next month or two.”

On her musical future: Hilton isn’t just singing for her new record — she’ll also be trying her hand at singing on the big screen when she works with “Repo! The Genetic Opera” director Darren Bousman on his next project. “I’m about to do a film with my friend Darren Bousman. He has a new musical that’s coming up called ‘The Devil’s Carnival,’ ” she said. “It’s about Hell, it’s a musical and it’s different.”

You know, I actually liked Repo! – not because of Paris Hilton though, not even a little bit (I love you, Anthony Stewart Head!) – but this is all too much. She’s trying way too hard to make this happen. It’s like, girl, we’ve all heard you sing. Stop pretending like we don’t know how awful this is going to be.

But are you guys excited anyway?!