Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton

Hey, Who Remembers Paris Hilton?

Is it too soon for that headline? Should we wait, I don’t know, another few weeks before we drag that one out? Either way, I’d say it’s safe to say that Parasite’s...

Paris Hilton’s Got a New Boyfriend

Look, Paris has sunk her talons into another dude somehow. An apparent US resident, who, unless he’s deaf, blind, and dumb, probably knows of her history in this country and all of...

Did You Catch Paris on The View?

This happened a few days ago, but this little clip is just now starting to make the rounds, and I couldn’t keep it from you. How could I? Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg going...

Paris Hilton’s Mom Cries Over Her...

In an interview with Piers Morgan, who really stuck it to Paris in a manner of speaking, Paris reveals that one of her life-long regrets is being featured in a sex tape. I don’t...

Quotables: You’re a Twat, Paris Hilton

“Worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign. What if there was a kid around the corner, you dumb bitch. … blonde piece of shit. [She] should apologize to humanity. ...