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Paris Hilton

Don’t Worry, Paris Hilton Is Still An Idiot

It’s not that I think any of you have actually been worried about this, it’s just that we don’t hear all that much about Paris Hilton these days, and I don’t want you to think that it’s because she’s gotten older and wiser or anything like that. Nope, she’s still a total jackass, it’s just that no...

Paris Hilton Got Knocked Down in a Fight

For those of you who didn’t even know that Paris Hilton was in this series of photos, I know. I had to check a couple times, too. And for those of you who couldn’t take your eyes off her pallid granny ass, I commend you. Some people are really good at self-punishment and doing things like looking at the sun for an hour without...

Oh, Paris Hilton is a DJ Now, By the Way

Oh, what’s that? You didn’t know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it’s my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list celebrities doing dumb shit. I apologize profusely, and I hope you can begin the sometimes-slow process of forgiveness. From Us magazine: At the Pop Music Festival in...

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis Partying Again, Police Called

Remember those days? Back in 2009, I believe it was, when Brandon Davis was boinking both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (oh, and Miranda Kerr and Avril Lavigne) and everyone thought he was the hotness and by “everyone” I mean “those who were on some pretty serious drugs at the time? Because it appears that a trifecta of terror...