P Diddy has always seemed like a bit of an idiot, so to speak, so I’m not at all surprised that he thought it would be a good idea to gamble $1 million on a dice game with Rick Ross. Of course, he ended up losing all of it. Yep. He lost $1 million – more than you or I will probably ever see in our lifetimes – on a dice game. He posted the whole thing on Instagram in the form of a video, but didn’t seem to care, writing: “I just lost a million dollars. It ain’t nothin. #SuckMyD**kBitch.”
Let this be another lesson that proves just how “down-to-earth” Diddy is. He doesn’t even like caviar!
P Diddy needs to stop. With everything. With changing his name, with that hair that still seems oddly like a jerry curl even though his head is actually shaved, with the amount of absolute shit that comes out of his mouth… We’re here to talk about the latter today, folks, and it’s all because Diddy keeps insisting he lives a “normal” life despite being a bajillioniare. He’s worth $550 million, by the way. Yup – seems normal to me!
From Los Angeles Confidential (via DS):
“I like nice things, but life’s pretty normal around here. People think, ‘Oh, Diddy’s probably running around his mansion spooning caviar into his mouth’; I don’t even like caviar!”
The 43-year-old – who has two sons and three daughters by three different women – admitted that he does like to spend money on his children but said that their mothers keep him in check.
“A lot of people say yes to me, I admit that. But I’m blessed by how much the mothers of my children love to tell me the truth. They don’t let me get away with anything!” he said. “I don’t make apologies for what I have. Especially in these economic times, it’s an achievement to have financial success.”If part of that is to spoil your kids, to give them things, it’s okay, as long as they appreciate what they have.”
Okay, I can’t with so much of this. I love that he basically will ruin his kids
and leave “the mothers” to deal with it. Sounds awesome. I also love that he keeps pointing to his financial success during a recession when the majority of his money was made in the Clinton era when most of us were having “financial success”. I mean, good for him and all because he hasn’t LOST it all since the economy went down the drain, and he’s obviously been a shrewd businessman to even amass that fortune, so there’s no shade there.
Honestly, I just can’t believe he doesn’t like caviar. I thought that was a requirement of the Rich People’s Club?
In what is one of the strangest showbiz developments I’ve heard in a while, apparently P Diddy is dating Sports Illustrated cover girl and all-around sexy model lady Kate Upton. Say whaaat?
From The New York Post:
After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.
“They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.
Earlier that night, Diddy, hosting a bash at the club, had tweeted: “Miami … Ain’t no party like a @iamdiddy party … Meet me at Club Liv 2nite #CIROCBOYZ in the building!!!”
The curvy Upton soon joined him in the VIP section and she and the hip-hop mogul stayed together, partying late into the night.
Following their hot hookup in South Beach, the duo met up again in New York, sharing an intimate dinner together at Gemma in the Bowery Hotel on Thursday.
“They were having dinner together,” a source tells us.
I know it’s The Post, so you have to take it with a grain of salt, but this is just strange enough to be true. I just can’t see it AT ALL – he’s twice her age and just… Diddy. Who wants to date a man named Diddy? Not me! (But apparently Kate Upton?) I don’t even have any cogent commentary on this, really. Talk about an odd couple.
Every now and then in the comments of a delightful little blind item, one of you will say “but what’s the point? We don’t even know who this is about!” And that’s fair: it can be frustrating to read some little piece of gossip that’s so intriguing but to not even know who you’re reading about. But you guys, sometimes those blind items get revealed. Sometimes we find out the answer. And this is one of those times.
Let’s get started by talking about a blind item that you’ve heard about here. Do you remember the one about a singer who turned into a “hot disheveled mess” who drinks way too much and keeps a baby monitor on her at all times so that her bodyguard can hear if she starts to die? Yeah, that one is Christina Aguilera. Nailed it.
You want to read more, don’t you?
Ok, but to be fair and to spread the blame evenly, it was Diddy and his ex-girlfriend. Oh, and also Rodney King.
This is all according to a lady named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks. Val also claims that Diddy is the father of her 23-year-old son, Cornelius. She’s suing the rapper for child support and loss of income to the tune of a trillion dollars. Literally, that’s the amount she’s going for, a trillion dollars.
As if that wasn’t enough damage, Diddy also swiped a super valuable poker chip from poor Valerie:
“I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars.”
I can’t decide if I should feel bad for this woman, who is obviously not very stable, or just laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing, but I’ll bet you a trillion dollars you can tell which way I’m leaning.
“I was shooting a video on one of the big American plots – six hours I was there and I wasn’t doing anything. So I convinced someone to let me drive a golf buggy. I ran the battery out by the end of the day. P Diddy must have been doing a fragrance advert or something. I was in the buggy with a mate and I saw him. I meant to put the brake on and go, ‘Oh, you’re P Diddy!’ But I hit the accelerator. He had to dive out the way. As we went past I was like, ‘You’re P Diddy’. He just said, ‘Yeah, I know’. I almost, almost killed him.”
I don’t listen to Adele or anything, but I’m starting to think that I should. Any girl that comes that close to plowing down P. Diddy deserves a chance. And that’s not because I hate P. Diddy, that’s because every damn time “I’ll Be Missing You” comes on the radio, for a hot minute I think it’s “Every Breath You Take,” and it’s immeasurably disappointing, and someone needs to pay for that.
P. Diddy was recently talking to a U.K. talk show host about the odds of him having more children, and his reasons on wanting to wait before creating his seventh child are pretty funny if you ask me.
Diddy told Jonathan Ross, “I have six kids from three relationships. They don’t live together. Opportunity wasn’t really knocking at my door for marriage. I don’t condone having children out of wedlock but they were my circumstances and I’m a proud father and I take care of them. I’m involved in their lives and I take care of the mothers of my children and when the day comes I’ll get married. I’m not gonna have any more kids until I get married.” Hmmm. So odd that it took supporting six different children in several different homes in order for Puffy to come to terms with the fact that it might not be the best lifestyle for his kids or the best message to his young and impressionable fans.
And hey! As someone who’s a bastard child herself (yup), I have to say that I appreciate Puffy putting out the message that children born “out of wedlock” aren’t living in the ideal situation… but it’s not like he’s reformed from womanizing. Does Puffy mean that he’s not having more children or that he’s not impregnating any more women? Am I to believe that this guy isn’t still pulling in tons of ass and that he’s using protection with all of them? Yeah right.