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P Diddy Lost $1 Million on a Dice Game

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P Diddy has always seemed like a bit of an idiot, so to speak, so I’m not at all surprised that he thought it would be a good idea to gamble $1 million on a dice game with Rick Ross. Of course, he ended up losing all of it. Yep. He lost $1 million – more than you or I will probably ever see in our lifetimes – on a dice game. He posted the whole thing on Instagram in the form of a video, but didn’t seem to care, writing: “I just lost a million dollars. It ain’t nothin. #SuckMyD**kBitch.”

Let this be another lesson that proves just how “down-to-earth” Diddy is. He doesn’t even like caviar!

P-Diddy Remains Down-to-Earth, Doesn’t Even Like Caviar

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P Diddy needs to stop. With everything. With changing his name, with that hair that still seems oddly like a jerry curl even though his head is actually shaved, with the amount of absolute shit that comes out of his mouth… We’re here to talk about the latter today, folks, and it’s all because Diddy keeps insisting he lives a “normal” life despite being a bajillioniare. He’s worth $550 million, by the way. Yup – seems normal to me!

From Los Angeles Confidential (via DS):

“I like nice things, but life’s pretty normal around here. People think, ‘Oh, Diddy’s probably running around his mansion spooning caviar into his mouth’; I don’t even like caviar!”

The 43-year-old – who has two sons and three daughters by three different women – admitted that he does like to spend money on his children but said that their mothers keep him in check.

“A lot of people say yes to me, I admit that. But I’m blessed by how much the mothers of my children love to tell me the truth. They don’t let me get away with anything!” he said. “I don’t make apologies for what I have. Especially in these economic times, it’s an achievement to have financial success.”If part of that is to spoil your kids, to give them things, it’s okay, as long as they appreciate what they have.”

Okay, I can’t with so much of this.  I love that he basically will ruin his kids and leave “the mothers” to deal with it. Sounds awesome. I also love that he keeps pointing to his financial success during a recession when the majority of his money was made in the Clinton era when most of us were having “financial success”. I mean, good for him and all because he hasn’t LOST it all since the economy went down the drain, and he’s obviously been a shrewd businessman to even amass that fortune, so there’s no shade there.
Honestly, I just can’t believe he doesn’t like caviar. I thought that was a requirement of the Rich People’s Club?

WTF of the Day: Uh, P Diddy is Dating Kate Upton Now?

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In what is one of the strangest showbiz developments I’ve heard in a while, apparently P Diddy is dating Sports Illustrated cover girl and all-around sexy model lady Kate Upton. Say whaaat?

From The New York Post:

After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.

“They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.

Earlier that night, Diddy, hosting a bash at the club, had tweeted: “Miami … Ain’t no party like a @iamdiddy party … Meet me at Club Liv 2nite #CIROCBOYZ in the building!!!”

The curvy Upton soon joined him in the VIP section and she and the hip-hop mogul stayed together, partying late into the night.

Following their hot hookup in South Beach, the duo met up again in New York, sharing an intimate dinner together at Gemma in the Bowery Hotel on Thursday.

“They were having dinner together,” a source tells us.

I know it’s The Post, so you have to take it with a grain of salt, but this is just strange enough to be true. I just can’t see it AT ALL – he’s twice her age and just… Diddy. Who wants to date a man named Diddy? Not me! (But apparently Kate Upton?) I don’t even have any cogent commentary on this, really. Talk about an odd couple.