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Did You Know That Diddy Planned 9/11?

A photo of Sean "Diddy" Combs

Ok, but to be fair and to spread the blame evenly, it was Diddy and his ex-girlfriend.  Oh, and also Rodney King.

This is all according to a lady named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks. Val also claims that Diddy is the father of her 23-year-old son, Cornelius.  She’s suing the rapper for child support and loss of income to the tune of a trillion dollars.  Literally, that’s the amount she’s going for, a trillion dollars.

As if that wasn’t enough damage, Diddy also swiped a super valuable poker chip from poor Valerie:

“I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars.”

I can’t decide if I should feel bad for this woman, who is obviously not very stable, or just laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing, but I’ll bet you a trillion dollars you can tell which way I’m leaning.

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