Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Orlando Bloom

A Little Bit Of Me Died Today

I just found out that Orlando Bloom finally caved and married that beast Miranda Kerr. I mean, it doesn’t exactly surprise me; they got engaged last month, so it was maybe a little...

Orlando Bloom Is Super Educated

Orlando Bloom already had one degree from the Guildhall School of Music and Drama, but he missed his graduation because he was off being a beautiful elf in Lord of the Rings. Luckily, he...

Look Who Finally Put a Ring On It

It’s a sad day for all us Orly fans. Our handsome Legolas Greenleaf is officially engaged to his girlfriend of three years, Miranda Kerr. For almost two years now the engagement...

Celebrity Burglar Is In It For The Clothes

Rachel J. Lee, a 19 year old from Calabasas, CA, along with several of her girlfriends, has been arrested for breaking in to and then looting the closets of several celebrity homes in the...

Orlando Bloom’s House Burgled

TMZ is reporting that Orlando Bloom’s home was burgled and $500,000 in jewelry, including two very valuable watches, was stolen.  Bloom wasn’t home at the time. My initial...

THAT is How You Suck Face

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were caught going at it on the balcony. You can tell it’s all steamy passionate due to the face clutching we see going on in the photo. Either this is a...

Sympathy For Delicious

Here’s Orlando Bloom wandering about in various states of undress on the set of his latest film “Sympathy For Delicious”. Personally, his sexy peaked for me when he was...

Orlando Bloom: NOT Engaged

Despite reports from this weekend, Orlando Bloom is denying reports that he and Miranda Kerr are engaged. “These rumors are not true,” he says. You can breathe a sigh of relief...