Oh guys. We’ve hashed this one over over and over again, and the more new photos I see of Olivia Munn, the more convinced I become that she’s gone and done something drastic (and not at all necessarily good) to her face. Something dastardly. Something not of this earth. Something that I’m completely overblowing, because it’s not like she looks like this (yet):
Yet, I said. Yet.
No, this is what Olivia used to look like:
And finally, a side-by-side comparison:
January 13, 2013 at 7:00 am by Sarah
This is a photo of Taylor Swift from last night, taken while she accepted her award for Best Country Artist at the People’s Choice Awards (complete list of winners to come). But I don’t want to talk about Taylor Swift winning an award for Best Country Whatever, because there’s nothing all that surprising or fun about that particular topic. No, what I want to talk about is the fact that Olivia Munn looks entirely different, and if she didn’t already look entirely different the last time we talked about her, she sure looks entirely different now, and it’s crap.
What do you guys think about Olivia Munn’s new face? I seriously didn’t even know it was her when I saw this picture. What a mess, right?
January 10, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Because from here, it looks quite like Olivia Munn did something to her face. Granted, I’m not quite sure what, but I think it has something to do with her nose, maybe, and I don’t know, a brow lift? Something with her chin? I don’t know. Here’s a photo of Olivia before all of this plastic surgery maybe-ness—let me know your ideas:
And why, for the love of God, would Olivia do something like this to her face when her “old” face was fine just the way it was? Oh, what’s that? She wasn’t getting enough parts in film and television so she thought if she looked like every other cookie-cutter actress on the face of the earth, it might work out for her in the end? Well, I don’t know about all of that beneficial business, but she did succeed in one fashion, if this is, indeed, a truth: she looks just like every other cookie-cutter actress on the face of the earth.
Here’s Olivia’s new (?) face one more time:
Something’s different for sure, I just can’t put my finger on it.
December 4, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
There were a hundred, but we’re just going to talk about the Top 5, because that’s always the most important part of the list, when you’re “ranking” people, right? The higher echelon? Because the rest of the list wasn’t all that impressive (really, Maxim? You really felt the need to put J Woww at slot number 74, higher than Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings? Because come on), we’re going to feature the top five, and if you really feel the compulsion to find out who the other 95 women were, you can mosey on over to Maxim‘s site and check them out there. I don’t even know who some of the women were.
#5 – Olivia Wilde
#4 – Katy Perry
#3 – Mila Kunis
#2 – Olivia Munn
#1 – Bar Refaeli
First, who made this list? A fifteen-year-old boy? Second, is said list from 2009, because I can think of a zillion other hot chicks that should be in the Top 5 list for 2012, and not one of these ladies (hot as they are) should be in the top 5. Third? The “world’s most beautiful women”? I know lots of people go crazy for Katy Perry and her fabulous rack, but I thought “most beautiful” generally meant “faces,” and not “bodies.” I don’t know.
Who belongs? Who doesn’t? Who thinks that the staff should be flogged with a herpe-infused cat o’nine tails for even including J Woww on the damn list?
May 22, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Not to be outdone by Christina Hendricks and her fabulous nude body, my favorite girl Olivia Munn also had a nude leak over the past twenty-four hours, too. The shots show Olivia in various stages of undress, in bikinis, in lingerie, and finally, the icing atop the cake, a full-frontal nude shot. Didn’t know girlfriend had it in her (OK, bad joke; of course I knew. You can practically see it in the one photo, jeez Louise).
Check out the NSFW photos after the jump, as well as what Olivia had to say about them.
March 5, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
So, wait now. Olivia Munn is posing for PETA, which means not only is she anti-fur (duh), but she must be a vegetarian or vegan or something, right? PETA’d probably have absolutely nothing to do with her otherwise – does that sound like an OK connection to make?
That assumption being made, I just can’t see Olivia Munn as a vegetarian. Because she’s too much of a “guy’s girl,” duh, and in pushing that whole “I’m a hot nerd!” thing so far really kind of eeks you into the realm of “I’m a guy in a hot chick’s body,” and stereotypically speaking, what’s less “guyish” than not eating large, honking lumps of animal muscle and gristle and fat? No, I think Olivia Munn’s completely alright with the double-bacon burger fixation that she very well could have, but selling out to PETA when your target audience isn’t anti-meat-consumption fur-haters who pelt those they disagree with paint and shit isn’t going to gain you many of the fans that your trying to reach, I don’t think.
This kind of thing is precisely another reason that Olivia Munn is one fake-ass mofo. She caters to whatever audience is giving her attention – or an endorsement – at the time. She tries to appeal to the male “nerd” population, but in reality probably wouldn’t want to date anyone under Brad Pitt status; she tries to appeal to the downtrodden, picked-on high school girl, saying she was *just like them* in school, but yet people who went to school with her say that she was a stuck-up c-nt. Now she’s teaming up with PETA for … whatever reason. She must rather go naked than wear fur, I guess. That’s got to be it. But her original sentiments kind of echo “real girls hunt, real girls gut fish, real girls play video games, and real girls PROBABLY EAT MEAT,” don’t they, Olivia? Isn’t that part of your schtick also?
I mean, honestly. REAL MEN AND WOMEN EAT THE HEADS OFF OF SHRIMP AND THEN MASTURBATE WITH THE LEFTOVER GREASE, HAVEN’T YOU HEARD, PETA? What are you thinking?
Good God, Olivia. Pick an audience and pander to it. Which are you trying for, Livvy? Or wait. Ah. OK. I get it. It’s supposed to be all of them, isn’t it. Isn’t that what you want, to appeal to every man, woman, and aniaml; every class, sub-culture, and nationality? This conquest of universal acceptance is just another step in gaining the general public’s adoration, right?