Khloe Kardashian being the lovechild of Kris Jenner and O.J. Simpson has been a rumor that’s been going around for years. I thought it was finally put to rest when a better candidate for Khloe’s “real” dad was revealed — that hairdresser, Alex Roldan. She looks just like him:
But no, here come the O.J. rumors again, this time from his manager, Norman Pardo. Here’s what he told InTouch:
It’s all going to come out sooner or later. Khloé could be O.J.’s kid.
Whenever I bring it up [to O.J.], he giggles. [Excuse me? WTF? Is he 12?] They all [the Simpson and the Kardashian families] took their vacations together. There was a lot of partying going on back then. Kris cheated on Robert [Kardashian] — she was known for having a good time.
I still think it’s way more likely that the hairdresser is Khloe’s dad.
Who do you think is Khloe’s biological father?
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O.J. Simpson, Paula Deen’s BFF, was granted parole today. However, he still has another 4 years in prison to go. Though Simpson infamously was “not guilty” in the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, in a bout of kharmaliciousness, in 2008 on an unrelated charge he was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Though now he’ll be serving only half the time, it’s still kind of satisfying to see him locked up. He was jailed for holding someone at gunpoint while stealing sports memorabilia in 2o07, memorabilia that he says was his to begin with.
So why grant O.J. parole? From USA Today:
[Simpson] told [the parole board] that he has been a model prisoner and that other inmates come to him to tell their stories and seek guidance.
His oldest daughter and a prison official provided letters of support for Simpson. Prison officials say he’s had no disciplinary actions against him.
The board said it granted parole because Simpson has an otherwise minimal criminal conviction record, because he has a “positive” record in prison and has participated in programs that address the issues that put him in prison — and because he will remain in prison on other charges anyway.
No idea what he’ll do once he gets out of prison, as he is totally broke and in severe debt.
Paula Deen is losing endorsements all over the damn place, but one thing she isn’t losing is her friendship with O.J. Simpson. Yes, apparently she and O.J. are BFF. Because nothing gets you out of a jam like a thumbs up from O.J. Simpson.
From National Enquirer (an exclusive!):
Simpson’s manager, Norm Pardo, told The ENQUIRER: “Many people will be surprised to hear that O.J. thinks Paula is great, and he’s in her corner on this issue.”
The two fallen stars bonded years ago, when O.J. stopped by Paula’s restaurant in Savannah, Ga., and enjoyed a special feast that the Southern kitchen queen prepared just for him.
And The ENQUIRER has obtained a videotape of the meal, which shows how the two hit it off in the days before Paula was famous.
I would say (sarcastically) I’m sure this will thrill Paula’s people, but considering that she fired her agent, was fired by The Food Network, and just lost Target, she has no people. Is Deen desperate enough to play her one and only “but my friend is black” card if that friend is O.J. Simpson?