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O.J. Simpson’s Manager: “Khloe Kardashian could be O.J.’s kid”


Khloe Kardashian being the lovechild of Kris Jenner and O.J. Simpson has been a rumor that’s been going around for years. I thought it was finally put to rest when a better candidate for Khloe’s “real” dad was revealed — that hairdresser, Alex Roldan. She looks just like him:


But no, here come the O.J. rumors again, this time from his manager, Norman Pardo. Here’s what he told InTouch:

It’s all going to come out sooner or later. Khloé could be O.J.’s kid.

Whenever I bring it up [to O.J.], he giggles. [Excuse me? WTF? Is he 12?] They all [the Simpson and the Kardashian families] took their vacations together. There was a lot of partying going on back then. Kris cheated on Robert [Kardashian] — she was known for having a good time.

I still think it’s way more likely that the hairdresser is Khloe’s dad.

Who do you think is Khloe’s biological father?

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O.J. Simpson Gets Parole, Still Has To Stay In Prison

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O.J. Simpson, Paula Deen’s BFF, was granted parole today. However, he still has another 4 years in prison to go. Though Simpson infamously was “not guilty” in the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, in a bout of kharmaliciousness, in 2008 on an unrelated charge he was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Though now he’ll be serving only half the time, it’s still kind of satisfying to see him locked up. He was jailed for holding someone at gunpoint while stealing sports memorabilia in 2o07, memorabilia that he says was his to begin with.

So why grant O.J. parole? From USA Today:

 [Simpson] told [the parole board] that he has been a model prisoner and that other inmates come to him to tell their stories and seek guidance.

His oldest daughter and a prison official provided letters of support for Simpson. Prison officials say he’s had no disciplinary actions against him.

The board said it granted parole because Simpson has an otherwise minimal criminal conviction record, because he has a “positive” record in prison and has participated in programs that address the issues that put him in prison — and because he will remain in prison on other charges anyway.

No idea what he’ll do once he gets out of prison, as he is totally broke and in severe debt.

O.J. Simpson And Paula Deen Are BFF

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Paula Deen is losing endorsements all over the damn place, but one thing she isn’t losing is her friendship with O.J. Simpson. Yes, apparently she and O.J. are BFF. Because nothing gets you out of a jam like a thumbs up from O.J. Simpson.

From National Enquirer (an exclusive!):

Simpson’s manager, Norm Pardo, told The ENQUIRER: “Many people will be surprised to hear that O.J. thinks Paula is great, and he’s in her corner on this issue.

The two fallen stars bonded years ago, when O.J. stopped by Paula’s restaurant in Savannah, Ga., and enjoyed a special feast that the Southern kitchen queen prepared just for him.

And The ENQUIRER has obtained a videotape of the meal, which shows how the two hit it off in the days before Paula was famous.

I would say (sarcastically) I’m sure this will thrill Paula’s people, but considering that she fired her agent, was fired by The Food Network, and just lost Target, she has no people. Is Deen desperate enough to play her one and only “but my friend is black” card if that friend is O.J. Simpson?

Here We Go Again: Now Khloe’s Dad Is O.J. Simpson

Photo: Khloe Kardashian and O.J. National Enquirer cover story

Now this is the kind of story I wouldn’t poke with a ten-foot stick, ordinarily.

Paternity rumors always make me sad: there’s always one family member who seems a little different, a little “on the outside.” And as observers, we all catch ourselves trying to explain those telltale differences. Take Prince Harry, whose bad behavior and red hair make him a pretty obvious target for speculation.

Of course Khloe Kardashian is different from the other Kardashians—she’s the nice one, the funny one, the tall one, and the one with what sounds like a solid and authentic marriage—and what’s more, she was the daughter who loved father Robert Kardashian most of all. (I can’t mention enough that I’m adopted, you guys, and family is family is family. No, I am not saying Khloe is adopted.)

But this National Enquirer cover? It makes me laugh. It’s, like, “Bat Boy” silly.

The Daily Mail is weirdly stony-faced with their coverage, though:

Khloe Kardashian has been hit with wild claims that disgraced O.J. Simpson is her father.

It comes just weeks after two ex-wives of the late Robert Kardashian alleged the reality TV star wasn’t his biological daughter.

The 27-year-old is now forced to face a new devastating report suggesting that Robert’s former client and best friend O.J. is actually her real dad.

A source close to the Kardashians was quick to dismiss the allegations, telling MailOnline today: “This is ridiculous and laughable.”

Kris Jenner brushed off the allegations on her Twitter page posting: “Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U.”

American tabloid The National Enquirer today ran a story that claimed the jailed former sportsman told friends that Khloe was his.

“O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,” a source is quoted as telling the publication.

They allege that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived.

They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.

Does 27-year-old Khloe Kardashian look a little like 26-year-old Sydney Simpson? Ehhhh…. I feel like she kind of very doesn’t. Not that I am taking any of this seriously; I have my salt shaker right here.

O.J. Simpson Got Beat Up By Skinheads In Jail?!

The National Enquirer is reporting that O.J. Simpson, who’s currently serving time in prison for armed robbery, was recently beaten pretty badly by several other inmates. The former football star was attacked in the prison yard by a bunch of skinheads, and apparently was in such bad shape after the beating that he’s now afraid to leave his cell.

From The National Enquirer:

The battle erupted at Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center, where Simpson is serving at least nine years for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in Las Vegas in September 2007.

Unknown to the former NFL star, The Juice has been a marked man behind bars ever since white supremacists overheard him brag about his sexual conquests of beautiful white women.

“Unfortunately for O.J., a group of young skinhead punks were within earshot – and they were enraged,” Simpson’s former business partner Bruce Fromong told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview.

“They waited for a day when he would be in the exercise yard without his usual posse of black prisoners.

“O.J. was completely unprotected when one of the toughest of the skinheads – who’s in his mid-20s – jumped him.”

If you consider the source, this story could be nothing more than a dramatic piece of fan fiction, but TNE says the story is real and has been covered up by the prison staff out of embarrassment. O.J. is no longer staying in the prison’s infirmary, but he is afraid to interact with other inmates.

Of course my initial instinct after reading this story is to feel slightly bad for O.J. Getting beaten by a pack of skinheads sounds like the worst thing ever, but then I remembered that I’m pretty sure O.J. murdered the mother of his children and her boyfriend.

Do you think there’s any truth to these reports, and if so, how do you feel about it?

O.J. Simpson Looking To Get Free — Presumably So He Can Search For The Real Guilty Party


O.J. Simpson has filed an appeal of his conviction with the state of Nevada.  He whined that there wasn’t a fair representation of race on his jury, and that there were problems with judicial misconduct and errors in sentencing.

In other news, Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman have also filed an appeal, seeking a second chance at their lives.  They claim they were unfairly treated when slashed to death by O.J., left on a doorstep and they also claim that the jury members who let O.J. go in 1995 were all on crack.

Get my point, O.J.?  Armed robbery in a hotel room is the least of the reasons why you are sitting in a cell right now.  Justice is the name of the game –enjoy.

O.J. Simpson’s Girlfriend Better Hope His Conviction Isn’t Overturned


O.J. Simpson’s lady isn’t standing by her man.  Since he started serving his thirty-three year sentence in December, Christie Prody moved from their Miami home to Fargo, North Dakota.  I’m willing to bet that dealing with deadly floods is more appealing than living with a murderer.  I mean, I don’t want to say that shacking up with O.J. Simpson qualifies as hard living, but his girlfriend was only twenty-nine when this picture was taken.  Aged.

According to the Enquirer, when O.J. found out that Prody is now knocked up by some new dude, he freaked his freak.  One of those famous “inside sources” claims that Simpson kept placing collect calls to Christie in which he screamed and generally flipped out, wondering how she could do this to him.

I’m sorry, but Christie Prody needs to go into the Ex-Girlfriend of a Murdering Athlete Protection Program and not come out until O.J.’s severed head is brought to her doorstep.