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Miley Cyrus Thinks Weed is “Best Drug On Earth”, But Coke is “So ’90s”

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I mean, look, I kinda agree with Miley. Weed is the most low key of all “drugs” (and almost shouldn’t even be classed as such, I don’t think) and I’m all for the “legalize it” bullshit stoners are campaigning for every day, but also… chill with that. The best potheads are the ones that don’t feel the need to advertise it every day of their lives – who hold down a job, pay their bills, exist like normal human beings and also like to chill and smoke a blunt from time to time. Miley is at that age where she doesn’t quite understand the art of subtlety, so she can’t seem to shut up about how much she loves drugs because they’re so new and exciting to her. Ugh, whatever. We were all young once.

In her interview with Rolling Stone, Miley got to talking about how much she loves weed and Molly – I don’t roll with that shit, so to speak, and never did – but how coke is “gross” and “so ’90s”. Girl, what do you even know about the ’90s? You were a tiny child. Shut up.

I think weed is the best drug on earth. One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon. Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs – social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom. I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like what are you, from the Nineties? Ew.

Oh, man. I agree coke is a slippery slope and kind of a mess – you can pretty much tell a cokehead right away – but Miley needs to just chill and stop talking about drugs all the time. Speaking of something other than drugs, here’s a preview of Bangerz:

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Vanilla Ice Agrees With Miley Cyrus, Thinks Justin Bieber Is A D-Bag

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Vanilla Ice‘s ears perk up whenever his name is mentioned, like a well-meaning but clueless doggie. Miley Cyrus compared Bieber to Vanilla Ice, as an insult, saying, “I just don’t want to see him f-ck that up, to where people think he’s Vanilla Ice.” But all Mr. Ice needed to hear was “Vanilla Ice” and so he jumped on the train…against not only Justin Bieber, but Vanilla Ice. He talked about it with TMZ:

Vanilla Ice wants Justin Bieber to stop acting like a shirtless douchebag all the time and take Miley Cyrus‘ advice — before his career becomes a big, fat joke.

Rob was honored Miley name-dropped him as the bad example — and paid respect with his own Miley-esque foot pic — telling us he knows exactly where Biebs is coming from … but only Justin has the power to make a change.

“It’s like living an artificial life” Van Winkle says, adding, “when the dust settles, no one can figure it out or help you but yourself.”

And then I guess he wrote “MILEY CYRU$” on the bottom of his feet because, why not?

I want to feel sorry for him, but I think he’s taking it all in stride and having fun, so I won’t.

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Miley Cyrus Knows How to Cook Meth Because of ‘Breaking Bad’

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Miley Cyrus stripped off (yet again) for the new issues of Rolling Stone, wherein she discussed such deep topics as twerking, mentoring Justin Bieber and… how she apparently knows how to cook meth because she’s seen Breaking Bad a few times. Lovely.

“America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong. Like, I was watching Breaking Bad the other day, and they were cooking meth.

“I could literally cook meth because of that show. It’s a how-to. And then they bleeped out the word ‘fuck’. And I’m like, really? They killed a guy, and disintegrated his body in acid, but you’re not allowed to say ‘fuck’?

“It’s like when they bleeped ‘molly’ [from 'We Can't Stop'] at the VMAs. Look what I’m doing up here right now, and you’re going to bleep out ‘molly’? Whatever.”

Yes, because a fictional television show is definitely the same thing as a real life “artist” acting like a culture-appropriating asshole on a public stage. Definitely comparable in every way.

I certainly wish celebrities would begin taking responsibility for their own behaviour instead of trying to scapegoat things that in no way relate to their own shit. Seriously.

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