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Miley Cyrus

22Scary Picture, Miley. Scary Picture.

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The above picture is about a month old, and sources are saying that it’s from Miley‘s birthday celebration, which was held at her house in Hollywood just a few weeks ago.

I guess it’s true, though, that you get what you ask for, because Miley’s got a Tweet in her history to the likes of, “If I don’t get at least one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore.” The morning after her big blowout, she Tweeted, “Great night last night. Thanks to everyone who celebrated with me. And yes, I did get a big booty hoe 4 my birfday.”

Come on. You know that someone this hardcore and punk wouldn’t just lie low and let her twentieth birthday pass without incident. Plus, whatever Miley wants, Miley gets. I just didn’t think we’d see any evidence of this “big booty ho,” but hey. Surprises never cease with this chick.

Jump in to see Miley and her NSFW big booty ho.

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December 19, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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23Is Miley Cyrus an Irresponsible Pet Owner?

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From Tish Cyrus’s super fancy personal blog:

…As for Miley, its been a really tough week. As you all know her beloved baby girl Lila passed away. Everyone has been so precious and so supportive of her and I love you all so much for that. Miley loved Lila more than anyone can imagine. I know some people were saying its JUST a dog, but to Miley she was so much more. In Miley’s life, as you can imagine, its hard to let many people into your tight circle of family and friends. Anytime, that Miley is sad or having a hard day, Lila was her angel. The one that always loved her unconditionally no matter what was going on in her life at that time. She would always just curl up in bed with Lila for a few hours and then everything would always feel better! She always made me feel better too. I gave her the nickname Lila Sue Pumpernickel! lol I have no idea where that come from, but it stuck!

The way that Lila was taken from her was beyond terrible. Sometimes things happen that we just cant understand. Miley still isn’t ready to talk about it, but I thought you guys should know what happened.

For some unknown reason, Ziggy…….. grabbed Lila. Not really sure if she was playing or what? She grabbed her in just the wrong spot and Lila didn’t survive…………. Please understand that Miley isn’t ready to talk about this and we dont think Ziggy is a mean dog…….. We took Ziggy to SPOT dog rescue and they found her a new home with no other pets or children just in case it wasn’t a fluke. So not only did Miley lose Lila, she feels she lost Ziggy as well.

So, OK. I have a story for you guys. Once there was this girl I knew who had three dogs and two cats, among other animals. And something similar happened, where one of the larger dogs attacked the smaller dog and beat it up pretty good. The little dog had to go to the vet and get stitches and anti-inflammatory medications and everything, and then a few months later, one of the bigger (more “aggressive-breed”) dogs, went and attacked the small dog again. No one could figure out why, as the dogs had shared a house for their entire lives so far, but some were willing to venture a guess at jealousy over their master. See, the small dog could easily climb into bed with its master, whereas the two larger dogs could not. Jealousy? Maybe. Too many damn animals in the house? F-cking definitely. Well, after the little doggie had its ear stitched back on for the second time, one of the larger two dogs decided that it was high time to do the little doggie in, and the larger breed dog took a big old chomp out of little dog. Little dog’s major internal organs were all perforated, and little dog died a slow, uncomfortable death in the vet’s office while the doctor tried to save him.

You know, I’m not saying that I don’t feel bad for Miley, because I do—oh my gosh, I do. Ultimately, it’s not like she was the one who forced her little dog into the mouth of her bigger dog. But you know what? When you have *that many* animals, you run the risk of something like this happening, and how can you not be aware of it? Or take precautions to not have that happen like, I don’t know, not have so many damn dogs? I’m not saying that Miley‘s an irresponsible pet owner, but shit like this happens and the reality of the situation is that it happens more often than people want to admit.

Honestly, where does the fault really lie?

December 18, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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9Miley Cyrus Has Crotch Critters

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So, OK. Miley can sing I suppose, but all of this tit-grabbing, crotch-grinding, short-hair-wearing Miley Cyrus-ness is just not working out all that well for me.

This is what Miley wore to last night’s VH1 Divas concert in L.A., and as you can see, she looks a whole lot like Billy Idol, and hey. Surprise, surprise, she ripped off a cover of ‘Rebel Yell’.

Here’s some video from the performance:

And I’m sorry. I don’t care how many rabid women you put in cages, or how many epileptic fits your dancers have in the strobe lights, it does not make you punk, Miley. I’m so, so sorry for having to disappoint you so early on a Monday morning. I’m sorry, girl.

December 17, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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7That Miley Cyrus is a Bad Influence

The video above, as you can see, is from TMZ, and if you watch closely, you’ll see Miley Cyrus‘s boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, beating just a little snot out of a dude in the middle of the road. Police were called to the scene, but no arrests were made.

The altercation happened in Philadelphia on Sunday night and allegedly started because a drunk man “threw a rock” at Liam and his friend. The video shows Liam and his friend attempting to hold the rock-thrower on the ground, and sources say that Liam punched the guy in the face, leaving the kid’s forehead bloody.

The moral of the story? People who don’t have buck-toothed girlfriends shouldn’t throw rocks at those who do.

December 13, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah

15Your Daily Cry: Miley Cyrus Lost Her Dog

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This is awful, I’m just going to be real. If you get teary eyed over pets passing away, then maybe don’t do this to yourself. Unless you need a good cry. This could definitely start up a good cry.

Ok, we all know that Miley Cyrus loves her dogs. But one of her dogs, Lila the terrier, had been sick since October. She passed away yesterday, and here are some of the things Miley tweeted:

can’t think of one good reason to get out of bed today

for everyone asking… I have never been so hurt in my life. My heart has never been so broken….. Lila my sweet baby girl has passed away.

Broken. Gonna go MIA for a bit. Need some healing time. Thank you to everyone who has sent love my way. I need it.

can’t sleep. i miss my baby girl….

I wish this feeling would stop… I wish there was something I could do to bring my baby back. I’d give up anything in this world….

in desperate need of a good hug.

i can’t pull my shit together. i hope you all understand. I know everyone who knows me even a little knows how much my babies mean to me :(

Ugh, this is awful. I still can’t even deal with losing my guinea pig (ask my therapist!). Her dog was only two years old, and it’s hard to have a pet die so young, or really in general, I’m guessing. Poor Miley.

Sorry to end things on such a bummer, friends. To sort of cheer things up, let’s look at my cats, ok?

December 12, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily
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18But Hey, Did Miley Cyrus Get a Boob Job?

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If this isn’t really the most interesting Miley story we’ve come across, then gosh. I just don’t know what else could be. All those puppies she’s got? No—these puppies in particular—Miley’s TIT PUPPIES. BAM:

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Here’s another, just in case you weren’t convinced (or if you just want an even better angle):

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Ha. So, if you can imagine it, and your mind can stand it, this is the song that Miley Cyrus was performing, and yes, it’s that Borgore song, ‘Decisions’, and the following video is the video wherein Miley herself hops out of a cake while Borgore chants “Bitches love cake” and Miley Frenches a unicorn (don’t play like you don’t know who that unicorn really is, guys).

What do you guys think of Miley’s boobs? Think they’re the real thing? And if they aren’t, how in God’s name does she get her boobs to squeeze all together like that without the visible help of a push-up bra? And that video, if you’ve never seen it before—the real thing or is Miley’s music career completely over? Last, did you know that if you try to type “Miley” with your right-hand fingers on the wrong keys, it comes out “Nukey”? Because I gotta tell you—I don’t know how many times this post featured a porn star-sounding chick by the name of “Nukey Cyrus.”

December 10, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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