Oh sorry, my bad; that’s Britney who’s not a girl, not yet a woman. Break it down now:
Aw, but yet, so perfect, right?
Did you guys know that Miley Cyrus and that dang ol’ hair celebrated her twentieth birthday this past weekend? No, because you were inundated with turkey and all of the ‘Liz & Dick’ hoorah-rah? Because she did—Miley Cyrus turned twenty this past Friday, and to celebrate, PETA sponsored a pig or something for all of her heroic animal-loving-saving endeavors. They also gave her this e-card to prove it:
No word if there were any penis cakes in sight, though, so I’ll go ahead and leave you with this visual—don’t say I didn’t warn you:
November 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Now let’s check out a different angle:
Not to be a negative Nancy, but I really hate this. I think it’s stupid and awful, and that says a lot, because I really liked her short hair before. This new cut is just too much. As always, if she’s happy with it, I’m happy for her, and goodness knows I’d love to have the nerve to do something that drastic with my own hair, but I just can’t get behind this. It’s just not great.
But what do you think?
November 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Despite giving the Hannah Montana star a sparkling Neil Lane engagement ring in June, it seems that the Aussie actor may not be quite ready to settle down just yet, as he was spotted getting “very cozy” with a hot blonde at a Hollywood party last week, and RadarOnline.com has the exclusive details.
Hemsworth attended the Samsung Galaxy Note II party at a private home in Beverly Hills on October 25, with his fiance nowhere in sight, but apparently the 22-year-old wasn’t too bothered by her absence!
An eyewitness tells Radar exclusively that Liam, who arrived early at the tech savvy party and stayed until the end, spent the majority of the night chatting up a beautiful blonde woman in the back tent, and it wasn’t Miley!
“Liam was in the corner of the back tent with a blonde and they were getting very cozy,” the source dishes. “It definitely looked like they were behaving in a way that was more than just friendly.”
According to the source, Liam wasn’t being secretive about his one-on-one with the mystery blonde, despite several industry people and fellow actors standing and sitting close by.
“His friend/handler was trying to keep people away and allow Liam and his ‘friend’ some privacy,” the source adds, “but Liam didn’t seem to be that worried about it.”
So I’m not really sure I believe this. I think that Liam seems too classy (not to not cheat—because cheating knows no class, for reals) to cheat so openly. It just wouldn’t be good for his career, and it wouldn’t be all that good for The Hunger Games. Unless Liam thinks that doing this would result in the same kind of press that resulted in Kristen Stewart‘s affair,
Plus, Miley Cyrus is totally having three weddings, so what would be the purpose of cheating, duh?
November 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Well, don’t get too excited. It’s actually a song by Borgore, but it does feature Miley Cyrus. She shows up about halfway through, then starts throwing cake everywhere and spreading it all over her boobs and looking hot as hell. Yeah, but really. When did Miley get so hot? Is it the haircut? It’s probably the haircut.
Another fun fact: that unicorn that Miley’s making out with? That’s Liam Hemsworth. It’s Liam Hemsworth wearing a unicorn mask. And now I’m super bummed to think that my day peaked three hours after I woke up.
Oh, and the song itself, how do you feel about it? I feel pretty much just like “whatever.” The chorus is catchy though, right? I don’t know, I’m still hung up on the Liam Hemsworth unicorn.
November 2, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily
From Star via Celebitchy:
Miley Cyrus’ motto is “Go big, or go home!” The 19-year-old diva is planning not one but three weddings to Liam Hemsworth, Star has learned. The source says one will be at their home in Los Angeles, another in her native Tennessee and yet a third in Liam’s homeland of Australia next year. “Miley is planning to wear a different dress at each one,” says a friend, who adds the wedding budget is already more than $1 million. Miley revealed that Liam, 22, popped the question in May with a 3.5-carat rock after she sang a favorite song of his, titled “Lilac Wine.” “I’m like, ‘He’s looking at me funny!’ And then I knew,” she said.
That just sounds crazy stressful, but with Miley’s money, I’m sure she’ll have more than enough planners to take care of everything. And the more I think about it, the more I can understand her reasoning. I mean, she gets to look at and talk to and sleep with Liam Hemsworth for the rest of her life (or the rest of her teens). If that’s not something worth celebrating, then I don’t know what is.
October 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Emily
No, I have no idea why Miley Cyrus doesn’t have any pants on, either, guys. Or shoes. But if we can speak honestly (and if we can’t speak honestly among friends then what, I ask you, can we do?), this look is loads better than the last time we talked about Miley, back when she was on the ‘Tonight Show’, and that’s not saying a whole lot. Or it is. I don’t know.
I guess this is just the Miley we get for 2012 and probably for 2013, too. Can we deal with it? I don’t know. She’s turned out much, much differently (?) than I think anyone originally thought she would, and it’s both good and bad, depending on how you look at it.
PUT YOUR PANTS ON, MILEY.