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Miley Cyrus

Celebrity TwitPic of the Day: I Don’t Even Know What Miley Cyrus is Doing With These TwitPics

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And this one, she posted with the caption:

I’m still totally loving my hair no matter what any of you haters say, and even though it’s only been a few days, I’m TOTALLY used to the fact that I no longer have six-foot-long hair any longer, and I’m completely not contemplating getting ratty extensions to cover up the mistake I’ve made even though I totally don’t think it’s a mistake and I LOVE my hair and SO DOES LIAM and I just can’t wait to see what this awesome-sauce head of hair looks like underneath a rockin’ wedding veil because don’t forget, that’s happening soon too EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN HUR DUH BUR

So, OK, one; no. Miley didn’t caption this photo on Twitter with that caption, because Twitter only allows 140 characters or whatever. Also, because I don’t believe a word I just said up there. Last, no way on all of this because I just don’t think Miley could spell ‘contemplating’, and that’s not a poke at her intellect, it’s merely truth. Miley just doesn’t strike me as a good speller, OK?

No, this is what she actually captioned the photo with:

it was just one of those CUHHH-RAZY pant days

Um, OK. See? I told you there’s no way Miley could go ahead and spell something like ‘contemplate’, let alone really and entirely understand what it means. Or—and I’m just getting ahead of myself, here—comprehend it.

CUHHH-RAZY.

(The hair really does look good, though, despite the fact that I don’t believe she thinks so.)

Miley’s Addicted to Hair-TwitPics Now

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… But she might not be so addicted to her hair itself.

You guys know how Miley‘s been all, “OMG I JUST LOVE MY HAIR” since she chopped it off, and for good reason—I personally think it looks great. However, I also personally think that Miley’s protesting a little too much these days, because all of her Tweets have been along the lines of how much she loves her hair and how, if you don’t have anything nice to say, you should say nothing at all. It’s been like this for days, no joke.

Here’s a few of her TwitPics as of recent, and if she keeps it up, she’s going to be racking up as many self-portraits on Twitter as Kim Kardashian has, and that’s nothing to brag about:

But do you want to see a picture I *hate*? One that I hate? This one:

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What an awful, awful picture. Those red lips … it’s like she’s taking a page clean out of Christina Aguilera’s dirty and stained little book. Ugh.

I’d even rather her sans-makeup altogether, and that’s saying a lot:

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Here’s a few more in the gallery that aren’t so bad. They, at the very least, don’t showcase Miley’s pout in

Miley Doesn’t Care if You Don’t Like Her Hair, OK?

And she‘s even taking is *so seriously* that she’s quoting her father in his previous, “opinions are like ass holes every body has one,” that Emily told you about this morning, and dadgumit, guys, she’s dead serious. She wants you to know that she’s loving her hair, and it’s all for her, anyway, and not you, so you can just shut your darn mouth about anything negative.

On a side note, I completely and entirely love it.

Miley Cyrus Can’t Stop Cutting Her Hair

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That photo right there, that was taken about a week ago, and it was Miley‘s second haircut of the summer. I thought she was done – it looked great, she could still put her hair up in that silly bun to go the gym or whatever. But it looks like Miley wasn’t finished with her great journey. No, not even close.

Miley was gracious enough to let us take this adventure with her, starting yesterday when she tweeted “tick tock tick tock.” But what are we waiting for? We were waiting for this:

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I know, I was terrified too. She followed that up with a cryptic “it’s happening,” followed by “if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say anything at all. my hair is attached to my head no one else’s and it’s going bye bye.” Oh, and a smiley face. She posted a picture of the bun ACTUALLY being cut off, then this, the finished product:

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Whoa.

She posted a good few pictures after that, and she tweeted some really nice sentiments like “never felt more me in my whole life” and “bliss,” along with another smiley face. She also said that she was “feeling so happy in my skin,” a notion that went along with this darling photo:

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So what do you think? Apparently a lot of people aren’t so into it, because the last thing that Miley tweeted was that her dad, Billy Ray, used to tell her that “opinions are like ass holes every body has one,” but that she really likes her hair and she feels “so happy, pretty and free.” Personally, I liked her last cut better, but she still looks great, and it’s obvious that she feels amazing about it, so I’m happy for her.

And I’m not trying to start something, but doesn’t this sound just so much like breakup hair? She’s still with Liam, she’s wearing her engagement ring in these pictures, but I just have to guess that she cut ties with someone in her life. I cut all my hair off when I broke up with my best friend last year, and I felt a lot like Miley’s tweets. So what I’m saying, I suppose, is “do you, sister.” And really, she’s pretty gorgeous any way you slice it, right?

Miley Needed More Blonde, Y’all!

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When Miley Cyrus debuted her new blonde hair last month, I think I might have actually let out a sigh of relief. Because I hated her hair before. I know that ombre business or whatever is supposed to be really trendy right now, but just because it’s popular doesn’t mean I have to like it. And I think it looked especially not ok on Miley. I’m sorry, but I just thought it was awful. The blonde was so much better.

It looks like Miley agrees with that, because over the weekend, she went even blonder, and it looks amazing. She also got a little more length taken off, but she wants everyone to know that it’s still long enough to put in that classic Miley bun:

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Oh, Miley. Bless this mess.

Miley Cyrus Covers Marie Claire, Looks Pretty Unbelievable

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Guys, it’s happening: I think I’m falling for Miley Cyrus. I just think she’s really, really, real (and not Courtney Stodden-type “rill”), and totally genuine and transparent when it comes to living her life the way she chooses, so as long as it doesn’t hurt her or anyone else.

Miley’s the cover model for the September issue of Marie Claire, and during the interview she talked about her worst traits, living with Liam, keeping wedding plans in the future, and her classic engagement ring, and the more I hear (and read), the more I find myself admiring her and thinking she’s one of the best celebrities going these days.

Here’s Miley, talking to Marie Claire about that engagement:

“Life is too short not to be with the person you want to be with. I don’t really care about the wedding or the piece of paper as much as I do the promise we’ve made to each other. And we want to have a long engagement.”

On the engagement ring:

“I just love that it’s old and has a story . . . and I’m happy because it doesn’t look like anything else I wear.”

Miley on how her relationship with Liam would never turn out like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s:

“Neither of us is super-jealous. We know each other and would never do anything to hurt each other.”

Oh Miley. Totally sweet, right?

*Can I tell you how crazy I am over the fact that we’re already getting September magazine covers in? Fall is, by far, the best time of the year, and September approaching in just three short weeks means that the most awesome things are coming up—football, Halloween, chilly air, Thanksgiving, Christmas … should I go on? Because I can—for quite awhile, too.

Miley is Nude All Over the Place

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This is a photo that Too Fab unearthed earlier this week, and best guesses are that this was one of Miley‘s racier promo photos for her ‘Gypsy Heart’ tour back in ’11, and one thing is for certain—it’s pretty hot. Miley would be eighteen in this picture, I guess, so legal eagles, fear not, but still. Something about Miley looking so girlish and young in comparison to what she looks like today leaves one feeling rather … I don’t know, unsettled. It’s like seeing a young woman who’s not quite yet a woman on the brink of becoming … well, a woman.

Also, to touch upon the whole “… nude all over the place” part of the headline, Miley went and Tweeted this photo yesterday after posting a status saying:

our love is our greatest art

And this was the semi-NSFW picture, after the jump:

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