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Miley Cyrus

Ooh! It’s a New Miley Cyrus Song, Y’All!

Well, it’s not a real Miley Cyrus song, it’s more of a hot mess called ‘Decisions’, and it features someone called Borgore, who … well, he isn’t really all that talented, if we can be frank. It’s f-cking awful.

Borgore is an Israeli producer, and he’s heavy into dub-step, in case you couldn’t tell by the track. And? If we can take all of the crappy music away from this guy and just call him by his first name, Asaf, we can give him credit for one thing—for being pretty damn hot. This is Asaf Borgor, better known as ‘Borgore’:

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Right?

Anyway, so does this mean Miley’s music career is over? Because really, once you cross over into Electronica, you can pretty much put up a sign saying, “Porn star for hire.” Just ask Paris Hilton. She’s got an entire DJ-ing catalog full of failed attempts at music.

Who’s with me when I say, “I want a video for this shit”? Because I want a video for this shit.

Let’s Check in on Miley’s New Hair, Shall We?

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Yup, it’s still the same. And I’m really, really liking it. And I’m so glad she stopped borrowing Christina Aguilera‘s ‘Herpe Red’ lipstick, because it was honestly doing nothing for her (except making it look like she has a raging case of VD).

This is Miley, driving around with a friend in Philadelphia, where she’s more or less been anchored since her fiancé, Liam Hemsworth, started filming his latest movie, Paranoia, and if you think it’s a funny thing that Miley’s not left Liam’s side whilst filming happens, then you’re not the only one. ‘Paranoia’ indeed, you know?

Incidentally, when checking out the background on this Paranoia movie (it’s not great—here’s the official from IMDB: “A boss blackmails one of his young employees to spy on a rival company.” See?), I also noticed that he’s in pre-production for Arabian Nights, wherein he plays the character of Ali Baba. Which is like casting this guy in the role of Jesus Christ in a major motion picture or, you know, anywhere.

Whatever. Miley‘s hair! Still lookin’ good, gurrrrl!

Images courtesy of Socialite Life—check ‘em out for more!

Celebrity TwitPic of the Day: I Don’t Even Know What Miley Cyrus is Doing With These TwitPics

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And this one, she posted with the caption:

I’m still totally loving my hair no matter what any of you haters say, and even though it’s only been a few days, I’m TOTALLY used to the fact that I no longer have six-foot-long hair any longer, and I’m completely not contemplating getting ratty extensions to cover up the mistake I’ve made even though I totally don’t think it’s a mistake and I LOVE my hair and SO DOES LIAM and I just can’t wait to see what this awesome-sauce head of hair looks like underneath a rockin’ wedding veil because don’t forget, that’s happening soon too EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN HUR DUH BUR

So, OK, one; no. Miley didn’t caption this photo on Twitter with that caption, because Twitter only allows 140 characters or whatever. Also, because I don’t believe a word I just said up there. Last, no way on all of this because I just don’t think Miley could spell ‘contemplating’, and that’s not a poke at her intellect, it’s merely truth. Miley just doesn’t strike me as a good speller, OK?

No, this is what she actually captioned the photo with:

it was just one of those CUHHH-RAZY pant days

Um, OK. See? I told you there’s no way Miley could go ahead and spell something like ‘contemplate’, let alone really and entirely understand what it means. Or—and I’m just getting ahead of myself, here—comprehend it.

CUHHH-RAZY.

(The hair really does look good, though, despite the fact that I don’t believe she thinks so.)

Miley’s Addicted to Hair-TwitPics Now

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… But she might not be so addicted to her hair itself.

You guys know how Miley‘s been all, “OMG I JUST LOVE MY HAIR” since she chopped it off, and for good reason—I personally think it looks great. However, I also personally think that Miley’s protesting a little too much these days, because all of her Tweets have been along the lines of how much she loves her hair and how, if you don’t have anything nice to say, you should say nothing at all. It’s been like this for days, no joke.

Here’s a few of her TwitPics as of recent, and if she keeps it up, she’s going to be racking up as many self-portraits on Twitter as Kim Kardashian has, and that’s nothing to brag about:

But do you want to see a picture I *hate*? One that I hate? This one:

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What an awful, awful picture. Those red lips … it’s like she’s taking a page clean out of Christina Aguilera’s dirty and stained little book. Ugh.

I’d even rather her sans-makeup altogether, and that’s saying a lot:

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Here’s a few more in the gallery that aren’t so bad. They, at the very least, don’t showcase Miley’s pout in

Miley Doesn’t Care if You Don’t Like Her Hair, OK?

And she‘s even taking is *so seriously* that she’s quoting her father in his previous, “opinions are like ass holes every body has one,” that Emily told you about this morning, and dadgumit, guys, she’s dead serious. She wants you to know that she’s loving her hair, and it’s all for her, anyway, and not you, so you can just shut your darn mouth about anything negative.

On a side note, I completely and entirely love it.

Miley Cyrus Can’t Stop Cutting Her Hair

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That photo right there, that was taken about a week ago, and it was Miley‘s second haircut of the summer. I thought she was done – it looked great, she could still put her hair up in that silly bun to go the gym or whatever. But it looks like Miley wasn’t finished with her great journey. No, not even close.

Miley was gracious enough to let us take this adventure with her, starting yesterday when she tweeted “tick tock tick tock.” But what are we waiting for? We were waiting for this:

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I know, I was terrified too. She followed that up with a cryptic “it’s happening,” followed by “if you don’t have something nice to say don’t say anything at all. my hair is attached to my head no one else’s and it’s going bye bye.” Oh, and a smiley face. She posted a picture of the bun ACTUALLY being cut off, then this, the finished product:

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Whoa.

She posted a good few pictures after that, and she tweeted some really nice sentiments like “never felt more me in my whole life” and “bliss,” along with another smiley face. She also said that she was “feeling so happy in my skin,” a notion that went along with this darling photo:

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So what do you think? Apparently a lot of people aren’t so into it, because the last thing that Miley tweeted was that her dad, Billy Ray, used to tell her that “opinions are like ass holes every body has one,” but that she really likes her hair and she feels “so happy, pretty and free.” Personally, I liked her last cut better, but she still looks great, and it’s obvious that she feels amazing about it, so I’m happy for her.

And I’m not trying to start something, but doesn’t this sound just so much like breakup hair? She’s still with Liam, she’s wearing her engagement ring in these pictures, but I just have to guess that she cut ties with someone in her life. I cut all my hair off when I broke up with my best friend last year, and I felt a lot like Miley’s tweets. So what I’m saying, I suppose, is “do you, sister.” And really, she’s pretty gorgeous any way you slice it, right?

Miley Needed More Blonde, Y’all!

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When Miley Cyrus debuted her new blonde hair last month, I think I might have actually let out a sigh of relief. Because I hated her hair before. I know that ombre business or whatever is supposed to be really trendy right now, but just because it’s popular doesn’t mean I have to like it. And I think it looked especially not ok on Miley. I’m sorry, but I just thought it was awful. The blonde was so much better.

It looks like Miley agrees with that, because over the weekend, she went even blonder, and it looks amazing. She also got a little more length taken off, but she wants everyone to know that it’s still long enough to put in that classic Miley bun:

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Oh, Miley. Bless this mess.