Dear Jennifer Hudson, this is awful. Sorry. Sincerely, me.
Time for the Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week. We’re covering late July and very early August. In case you didn’t know. And now you do. And learning is fun. Obviously, Courtney Stodden’s lettuce bikini is included in here.
BEST: Dita Von Teese
WORST: Bachelor Sean Lowe
WTF?!?: Click to find out! (It’s a doozy.)
I know it’s supposed to be rude and stuff to compare two women or men against one another, and it’s probably contributes to a lot of self-esteem issues in our world today, but you know what? THIS IS A SNARKY GOSSIP BLOG. This is the kind of stuff we do. Also? It’s Friday. If you don’t like Hayden Panettiere or Michelle Trachtenberg, and can’t even come close to fathoming what they’d look like in your bed next to you, holding your penis instead of those stupid shoes, then mosey on to the LOLCatz website, where you can rank the hotness of cats or whatever and destroy their sense of self-worth instead.
Hayden and Michelle – two equally-hot ladies in their own rights, with two totally different looks.
Who would it be?
Michelle Trachtenberg has always been an adorable girl (I’m a big Pete & Pete fan), so I was a little shocked to see how much Photoshopping appeared to be done on her new Maxim spread. It’s not that she’s been rendered unrecognizable, but she definitely has a more polished look in these photos than I’ve ever seen before. In these photos her face looks daintier and more symmetrical than usual and her arms look like they’ve had about an inch of width hacked off of them. Don’t get me wrong, she looks hot, but what’s wrong with the real Michelle?
Do you think these photos look overly-doctored or is this Michelle as you’ve always seen her?