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It’s the Time of the Season …

So hey. Hey, guys. I wanted to see if we could sit a spell and talk about a few things that are going to be happening here around Evil Beet Gossip over the next couple of weeks, because if it’s anything I hate, it’s a surprise. Unless, of course, that surprise is Courtney Stodden remixing and remastering ‘Don’t Put It on...

Hey! It’s Thanksgiving!

What, did you seriously think I was going to let this day (or the next) pass without the holiday’s own theme song? But on a real note, this is the song I’ve been singing all damn day long as I baked pumpkin pies and chocolate cream pies and cracked open rutabaga with my hatchet and mallet and chopped so many onions that my eyes are...

Happy Independence Day!

Or if you’re in another part of the world that’s not the US, Happy The US-is-Practically-Shut-Down-Day! As you all know, we celebrate our independence from England today, as we’ve been doing year in and year out for the past two-hundred thirty-six years or something, and we intend to do it the right way. What am I doing this...