Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hey! It’s Thanksgiving!

What, did you seriously think I was going to let this day (or the next) pass without the holiday’s own theme song? But on a real note, this is the song I’ve been singing all...


Happy Independence Day!

Or if you’re in another part of the world that’s not the US, Happy The US-is-Practically-Shut-Down-Day! As you all know, we celebrate our independence from England today, as...