Any woman who shares her vibrators with her friends is either really, really generous and has a really hot, sexual nature, or is just flat-out desperate and weird. You make the choice friends:
Is Maggie generous, hot, and sexual, or desperate and weird?
But we like her ‘Got Milk’ ad, though, right? That’s altogether rad?
September 23, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Ladies, you know how it is: you’ve been single for a while, or you’ve been sexually frustrated with your partner, or hell, maybe you just need some good old-fashioned motorized fun! And sure, you’ve got your tired old toy to tide you over, but sometimes you need a little something different. And then you think, “hey, my friend so-and-so has been raving about that newfangled contraption she got a few weeks ago, I need to try that out!” Hey, what are BFFs for? Unfortunately, you might encounter a few girlfriends who are too selfish to lend out their sex toys. But not Maggie Gyllenhaal! Nope, Maggie, who stars in Hysteria, that movie about the vibrators, is more than willing to help a sister out!
“By the time I finished the movie I’d been sent maybe 15 vibrators by different people in London with vibrator stores. It was a pleasant surprise. So I have this incredible collection, and I actually use like one or two of them. I lend them to my friends, and they’ll take them for six months at a time. [While shooting Hysteria] I was sent a lot of vibrators from different sex stores in England while we were shooting the movie. I shared them around.”
September 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Taylor Momsen must be pissed she wasn’t offered this role.
It was just announced that Maggie Gyllenhaal has been cast in Hysteria, a film set in the Victorian era that focuses on the invention of the vibrator.
Maggie will be playing the daughter of a doctor who invents a new, vibrating cure for hysteria. Yes, that’s totally actually how vibrators were invented. To treat hysteria. Little did they realize, they’d also cure boredom, loneliness and the desire to sleep with people who generally gross you out so you can get some Goddamn play.
That should be good. Hope her brother makes one about the invention of the butt plug next. Did I go to far?
August 22, 2010 at 10:29 am by Molls
At the LOFT launch of Style Studio at The Bowery Hotel in NYC.
April 15, 2010 at 3:43 am by Evil Beet
During the red carpet foolishness known as ABC’s pre-Oscars warm-up show, one of the actresses — I think it was Meryl Streep- said that she loves coming to the Oscars because she gets to see all her friends dressed up. I have to agree. I giggle a little bit every time I see Jeff Bridges in a tuxedo because it’s like seeing my stoner hippie father at a wedding.
It was a classy affair at the Oscars tonight. Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, and Cameron Diaz were particularly stunning (as usual) and Sandra Bullock, who has a habit of being hit or miss, was gorgeous. There weren’t many terrible dresses, just some that were underwhelming– such as Rachel McAdams’ Ellie Saab gown that kind of looks like a bedspread from a budget motel – pastel, with a pattern designed to camouflage old cum stains.
Also in this gallery: Kristen Stewart, Sigourney Weaver, Meryl Streep, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gabourey Sidibe, and Carey Mulligan.
March 7, 2010 at 6:29 pm by Kelly
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard tied the knot, making official a seven-year relationship. Again, I thought these two were already married. They wed in Brindisi, Italy and were joined by their daughter Ramona-and how did they not name her Ramonaa?-as well as Maggie’s brother Jake and Reese Witherspoon. In other words, there was a Double Consonant in Surname requirement of all wedding attendees.
Cheers to the happy couple! Now get going on adopting your third world country baby!