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Gyllenhaal And Sarsgaard Maarry


Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard tied the knot, making official a seven-year relationship.  Again, I thought these two were already married.  They wed in Brindisi, Italy and were joined by their daughter Ramona-and how did they not name her Ramonaa?-as well as Maggie’s brother Jake and Reese Witherspoon.  In other words, there was a Double Consonant in Surname requirement of all wedding attendees.

Cheers to the happy couple!  Now get going on adopting your third world country baby!

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    • yeah that’s sad if it’s true because then I will officially not like her anymore…murder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too bad,I sure liked secretary and sherry baby….

      • I really, really don’t condone wearing furs, but… isn’t it vintage? Do the same rules really apply? I mean, hasn’t her mink been dead for like 80 years? I wish we could preserve my grandma as well.

    • Who gives a f**k if she’s wearing real fur? I’m sorry, half those animals reproduce at alarming rates so it’s not like there aren’t more where they came from. Disliking someone just because they don’t support PeTA (which is full of sh*t) is just ridiculous.

      • RubyRubyRuby …. do you mean reproduce at alarming rates ….. like humans ?? ….. would you give a f**k … if that was a real human skin scarf that she was wearing ?

      • Blah, blah. Her fur looks great.

        And PETA is awful. Look at their stats for the animals they save/murder.

      • I agree, Ruby, the chinchilla populations has gotten SO OUT OF CONTROL in recent years, it’s not even funny.

  • Oh god, I can’t wait to see the responses you will get, not to their wedding, but to the title. haha

  • and yes, I do understand why you did it but we all know people are fucking idiots.

  • Ramona? That’s an awful name. I just can think of my mum’s aunt who was called Ramona and was veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery old. Jesus, with all the beautiful names in this world!! Ramona!! Agh.

      • Hah, yeah. “Ramona Quimby, Age 8”. My name is Mona and I still got called that. The teasing would’ve been ratcheted up if my name was actually Ramona- as very old aunts always insist it should be, like Mona isn’t a real name.

  • I really dug the movie Secretary though. After the initial shock, and watching it a few more times, that movie quickly became one of my favorites. It’s a really beautiful story once you get past the rough edges… I don’t know, maybe it’s just me :)

    • I think it’s just you ;-)
      but I’ve only seen it once so maybe I need to see it again.

      ANd I thought they were already married too.

    • i was watching the secretary about 2 months ago. half way into the movie my husband joined me. we were soooooooo turned on. needless to say, i got spanked that night!
      ps: yes the movie is a bit dark but u have to understand how they get to being the way they are.

  • She looks like an animal carcas and he looks like a Jaoquin Phoenix. Yeh ok, this is normal.