Oh ho ho. Another day, another Justin Bieber paternity “story”. This time, he apparently has a 2-year-old kid somewhere in Europe after having sex with a woman he met at a TGIFridays when he was 15. I can’t with this – it’s too hilarious.
From the bastion of fine journalism that is Star magazine (via The New York Post):
In a startlingly detailed report in Star, a 15-year-old Biebs allegedly slept with an unidentified 25-year-old “European” woman on Feb. 4, 2010. They supposedly met at a T.G.I. Fridays after the singer’s concert in Florida and he took her back to his room at the Gansevoort South hotel, the mag claims.
After the alleged one-night stand, the woman gave birth in late October 2010 to a baby girl, a “source” said in the report.
“She gave birth to a baby girl later that year, and Justin didn’t know anything about it. She just wanted to protect her baby. She wanted to keep her and her family away from any spotlight,” the source said. “In my opinion, she does look a lot like Justin did at that same age.”
To take it a step further, the tabloid printed alleged texts between Bieber and the woman after their supposed hook-up where he says “thanks 4 last night” and calls it “Our little secret?”
A rep for Bieber has claimed that the story is completely false.
Riiiight. Wouldn’t you love it if this were true? I mean, it’s not, but HAHAHA TGIFridays! “Our secret”! Ah, this is so good. He’ll need to stop smoking weed and get off that Segway and start playing child support – HA!
May 31, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Mariah Carey was just trying to get her groove on for Good Morning America‘s summer concert series on Friday, but luck was not on her side. Well, at least her wardrobe wasn’t. Just before she was due to go on, Mariah’s dress nearly popped right open on live, national TV. Also “notable” was the fact that she exclaimed “Shit!” when this happened. You know, as you do.
She made some jokes about the Versace dress once she did make it to the stage, saying, “I love you Donatella, but it popped, darling.” Well, this is what happens when you’re wearing something skin-tight and aren’t lacking in the chesticle department, if you feel me.
Watch it all go down (nearly literally) below:
May 27, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Listen, I adore Kirstie Alley. Seriously. Have you SEEN Fat Actress? Her reality show? Do you know she owns lemurs? Like, a shit ton of them? If all that’s enough, she’s a man-stealing Scientologist who’s best friends with John Travolta in real life and who believes depression is all in the mind. Plus, she sorta reminds me of my Aunt Debbie. Xenu, she’s fantastic.
This week, she gave us all one more reason to love her when she lashed out against Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, who is ugly as sin but had the audacity to say that the brand isn’t marketed towards ugly people. Or fat ones, for that matter. Frankly, American Eagle was all the rage in my day, so I never f-cked with Abercrombie and their shit is hideous, but Kirstie Alley is here to take a stand!
From Entertainment Tonight:
“What a [censored expletive]. He says that Abercrombie clothes are for people who are cool and look a certain way and are beautiful and are thin and blah blah blah blah blah. He goes on and on and on and on.
“That would make me never buy anything from Abercrombie, even if I was cool and thin. And I’ve got two kids in that bracket, but they will never walk in those doors because of his view of people – forget women, his view of just people.”
LOL, “even if I was cool and thin”. LOVE U, GIRL. Don’t worry, anyway – no one cool shops there, anyway. What makes this statement even better is that she seems super drunk and sweaty while saying it. Check out the clip below:
May 16, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Ryan Gosling is adorable and everyone loves him and that’s just the end of it. He’s been the subject of some great memes in the past, but the latest – called ‘Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal’ – is probably the best thing you have ever or will ever see for the rest of your days. Posted to Vine by Twitter user Ryan McHenry, so all the credit goes to him.
That’s not even all of them! You can head over here to see the rest. SO GOOD.
May 10, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Well, it’s quittin’ time for me today – I’m ready to eat some pizza and go to bed at 8pm. That probably won’t happen, but a girl can dream. In any case, I leave you with a special present from the Met Costume Institute Gala on Sunday – which you already know was a hot mess. Joshua Jackson photobombed Anne Hathaway (most likely accidentally) and it’s pretty funny, though she probably wasn’t amused. You don’t steal an Oscar-winning actress’s spotlight, PACEY. Will you never learn?
May 8, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Listen, there’s nothing funny about ice cream, guys. Ice cream is extremely serious business. What is funny, however, is the fact that Bradley Cooper is promoting ice cream – Häagen-Dazs in particular. He’s already filmed an ad for the company (seen above) and might even do a few more.
I guess if you’re going to go down the route of becoming the face of a snack food, Häagen-Dazs is a pretty good direction to go in. Their Vanilla Bean is out of this world, I have to admit. It’s also about 90,000 calories and 650 grams of fat (because yes, I have to eat the whole pint in one sitting) and really preys upon my lactose sensitivity, so I’m not sure I can support this.
Häagen-Dazs president David Clark said:
“Bradley Cooper is the first celebrity to appear in a Häagen-Dazs campaign and is a perfect match for the brand, epitomising class and style.”