Everybody loves Shark Week, and Verne Troyer is no exception. He really got in the spirit this week and tweeted the above photo of himself enjoying the festivities. It’s too good not to share.
Just a little bit of sunshine for your Thursday!
August 14, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Guys, 50 Shades of Grey is going to suck so, so bad. Also, Frozen wasn’t all that good and I have no idea why people are going insane over it. It was alright, but I’ve certainly seen better Disney movies and that ‘Let It Go’ song is the bane of my existence. So of course some “fan” with too much time on their hands had to make a mash-up of the two and I’m kinda disgusted.
Did we really need to turn a children’s movie into an adult book/film parody? Are some things not just better off left alone?
I mean, guys… no. Just no.
August 14, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Someone apparently felt like Kris Jenner‘s Instagram account was worth hacking, as s/he did so yesterday and began posting messages that aren’t even halfway believable as being from the industry’s most neurotic momager. The first message claimed that she was only pretending to like her new son-in-law Kanye West so that Kim could continue to profit. The second was a diss on Khloe‘s new boyfriend French Montana (and a reference to his ex-girlfriend Trina) and the third was her claiming that her PR people would deny that she really wrote that message to begin with.
Have a look…
I mean, I guess if that’s how you wanna spend your time, it’s whatever, but… I dunno, just seems a little over-the-top to me. As if anyone is seriously going to think Kris Jenner is going to publicly admit how fucked up her family is? I don’t think so.
June 11, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
First of all, holy abs, Batman. How the hell JLo, at 44, is killing the abdominals like that is beyond me. Obviously a TON of working out, probably a personal trainer and an incredibly restrictive diet (and some lucky genes) will do the trick, but damn. Second of all, bless her for trying to prove that she’s got a sense of humour and can be lighthearted. “Trying” is the key word here.
June 10, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer
50 Cent is a lot of things – he’s a great businessman, a pretty solid rapper, a hilarious Instagrammer, former Chelsea Handler lover… We can’t all be good at everything, and when it comes to sports, it seems like 50 needs to stick to his day job. He was invited to throw the first pitch at the Mets game at Citi Field in New York last night, and it was sort of a disaster. Okay, not even “sort of” – it was awful.
I’m not sure why this went so wrong, but oh man, that was BAD.
May 28, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
For some reason, there’s a massive uproar over the fact that One Direction members Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson were filmed joking about weed and actually smoking some before a concert in Peru last month. The video was leaked last night to the Daily Mail and is on the news EVERYWHERE (at least here in the UK), making me go –__– because… seriously? Why is this even news?
In the footage seen by MailOnline, band member Louis Tomlinson, 22, narrates from behind the camera, laughingly announcing, ‘So here we are, leaving Peru. Joint lit. Happy days!’
‘What do you think about that kind of content?’ he asks bandmate Zayn Malik, 21, who is alongside him in the SUV ferrying them to Peru’s Estadio Nacional in Lima where One Direction performed to a 40,000 capacity crowd on April 27 as part of their ‘Where We Are’ tour.
‘Very controversial,’ Zayn responds.
Driving into the sunlight from an underground parking lot, Louis says, ‘I want to light up,’ and a member of the team hands him a lighter and the flicker of a roll up being lit is caught on camera.
The sight of a police officer on a motorbike escorting them, is met with great excitement. Louis notes: ‘That’s the police. That’s the po po. One-nil.’ He coughs and a cloud of smoke, floats across the camera lens and Louis yells, ‘Smokescreen baby!’
Later in the video, Louis pans to a police motorcyclist just yards away. Louis giggles, ‘One nil b***h! Look at this b***h! He’s having a look. He’s thinking, “I’m sure I can smell an illegal substance in there.” And he’s hit the nail on the head.’
Right, so these guys are major corndogs who are still in the “Tee hee, marijuana is so cool and edgy!” phase of life. Who hasn’t been there? And who really cares? If you don’t think Harry Styles is snorting lines of white powder up his nose several times a day, you’re an idiot. Weed is the least of what these kids get up to, so why are we all clutching our pearls?
Here’s the video in question…