Someone apparently felt like Kris Jenner‘s Instagram account was worth hacking, as s/he did so yesterday and began posting messages that aren’t even halfway believable as being from the industry’s most neurotic momager. The first message claimed that she was only pretending to like her new son-in-law Kanye West so that Kim could continue to profit. The second was a diss on Khloe‘s new boyfriend French Montana (and a reference to his ex-girlfriend Trina) and the third was her claiming that her PR people would deny that she really wrote that message to begin with.
Have a look…
I mean, I guess if that’s how you wanna spend your time, it’s whatever, but… I dunno, just seems a little over-the-top to me. As if anyone is seriously going to think Kris Jenner is going to publicly admit how fucked up her family is? I don’t think so.
June 11, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
First of all, holy abs, Batman. How the hell JLo, at 44, is killing the abdominals like that is beyond me. Obviously a TON of working out, probably a personal trainer and an incredibly restrictive diet (and some lucky genes) will do the trick, but damn. Second of all, bless her for trying to prove that she’s got a sense of humour and can be lighthearted. “Trying” is the key word here.
June 10, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer
50 Cent is a lot of things – he’s a great businessman, a pretty solid rapper, a hilarious Instagrammer, former Chelsea Handler lover… We can’t all be good at everything, and when it comes to sports, it seems like 50 needs to stick to his day job. He was invited to throw the first pitch at the Mets game at Citi Field in New York last night, and it was sort of a disaster. Okay, not even “sort of” – it was awful.
I’m not sure why this went so wrong, but oh man, that was BAD.
May 28, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
For some reason, there’s a massive uproar over the fact that One Direction members Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson were filmed joking about weed and actually smoking some before a concert in Peru last month. The video was leaked last night to the Daily Mail and is on the news EVERYWHERE (at least here in the UK), making me go –__– because… seriously? Why is this even news?
In the footage seen by MailOnline, band member Louis Tomlinson, 22, narrates from behind the camera, laughingly announcing, ‘So here we are, leaving Peru. Joint lit. Happy days!’
‘What do you think about that kind of content?’ he asks bandmate Zayn Malik, 21, who is alongside him in the SUV ferrying them to Peru’s Estadio Nacional in Lima where One Direction performed to a 40,000 capacity crowd on April 27 as part of their ‘Where We Are’ tour.
‘Very controversial,’ Zayn responds.
Driving into the sunlight from an underground parking lot, Louis says, ‘I want to light up,’ and a member of the team hands him a lighter and the flicker of a roll up being lit is caught on camera.
The sight of a police officer on a motorbike escorting them, is met with great excitement. Louis notes: ‘That’s the police. That’s the po po. One-nil.’ He coughs and a cloud of smoke, floats across the camera lens and Louis yells, ‘Smokescreen baby!’
Later in the video, Louis pans to a police motorcyclist just yards away. Louis giggles, ‘One nil b***h! Look at this b***h! He’s having a look. He’s thinking, “I’m sure I can smell an illegal substance in there.” And he’s hit the nail on the head.’
Right, so these guys are major corndogs who are still in the “Tee hee, marijuana is so cool and edgy!” phase of life. Who hasn’t been there? And who really cares? If you don’t think Harry Styles is snorting lines of white powder up his nose several times a day, you’re an idiot. Weed is the least of what these kids get up to, so why are we all clutching our pearls?
Here’s the video in question…
May 28, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Apparently Pat Sajak, who you’ll know from his hosting gig on Wheel of Fortune, is a bit of a nutter and an idiot, too. Apparently he doesn’t think global warming is real. Ignorance isn’t illegal – though it certainly should be – but what is kinda messed up is that earlier this week, he took to Twitter (the best place to spread the crazy!) to claim that scientists who study climate change are… racists?
Uh… what? What does that even mean? How is that a thing? The mind boggles. Of course, once he got called out for being an absolute dillweed, he immediately began backtracking and claiming that the tweet was a parody, saying:
As most of you know, original Tweet was intended to parody the name-calling directed at climate skeptics. Hyperbole.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) May 21, 2014
Except… that kinda doesn’t wash, considering this isn’t the first time Pat has tweeted about his disbelief of climate change:
LOL, okay bro. Stick to game shows, man.
May 22, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
I’m not quite sure what’s going on with these new Japanese promos for The Walking Dead, which feature Andrew Lincoln and Norman Reedus in traditional kimonos and holding fans. It’s all very bizarre, but hey, anything to cater to your international audience, eh?