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Kanye West Proposed to Kim Kardashian, I Guess

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Kanye West has taken a note from his true love’s wife and “put a ring on it”, because he’s apparently proposed to Kim Kardashian just a few days after she gave birth to their daughter, North West (still cracking up that that’s a thing). According to The Sun, Yeezus has yet to buy a proper engagement ring but gave her a $750k “black and tiger-stripe diamond ring” as a push present. Uh, ew?

New dad Kanye West asked Kim Kardashian to marry him just days after she gave birth to their first child.

The reality star has accepted his proposal and the pair are planning a wedding in Paris this September.

A source said: “Kanye wasted no money in making sure Kim had the best of everything while she’s in hospital.

“He has spent half a million on a ring as a push present and had it designed months ago in preparation.

“He’s even more in love with her now than ever and they can’t wait to get married.”

Well, that seems legit. I mean, just look at the happy couple above – they’re clearly so in love they can’t keep their eyes off each other, and Kanye is positively beaming with his adoration of her. Like, what even is this?
Of course Kim will be pleased that she’s walking down the aisle again since she’s desperate to be married, but she’ll come down with a bang when Kanye refuses to let her make another $10 million or whatever she made on the last one this time around. These two are THE WORST.

They actually did it. They named her North.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby North. It was a rumor and also a joke that they would do that, and I honestly didn’t think they would. But they did. North West. TMZ got this info from Cedars Sinai, the hospital where Kim gave birth. I picture them getting the info the way Alex and his droogs clubbed people with sticks in A Clockwork Orange.

Fun fact: North was Roger Ebert’s most hated movie.

Twitter is making so many puns right now. Even Voldemort got in on it by tweeting, “So I’m assuming that North West won’t be a One Direction fan?”

Kim Kardashian Breaks Silence on Motherhood: “It’s Crazy”

 

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Kim Kardashian has never really been a woman of words – at least not words anyone cared about hearing, that is. Still, she’s remained bizarrely silent since giving birth to America’s Kanye West‘s baby on Saturday nearly 5 weeks ahead of schedule, making everyone that much more hungry for details about the nameless child. Well, you’re not getting any of those, and you’re not even really getting a statement from Kimmypie, but what you will get is a sentence she apparently wrote in an email, as dictated by Ryan Seacrest. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, PEOPLE!

From Ryan’s KIIS-FM show:

E! News’ Ken Baker phoned in to On Air with Ryan Seacrest to share that despite giving birth five weeks early, both baby and mom are healthy.

“This was not planned,” he explains. “It came on very quickly and when it was time for the baby to come, it was time for the baby to come.” Ken adds that the moment was so unexpected, “the whole family was [even] dispersed all over the place.”However, Ken confirms: “[The baby] is healthy and Kim is doing well … There’s a great sense of relief. Everyone is very happy for her and Kim is relieved [because] this was a very stressful time.”So now that her daughter is here, how does Kim feel about being a mom?Ryan shared he emailed her moments after she gave birth, saying, “Yay! Congrats my darling, you’re a mommy!” and that she responded: “Cant believe it! It’s so crazy!”

I love that Kim had time to get on email after giving birth. Because, you know, can’t miss those bids pouring in from People and US Weekly – gotta figure out which to sell the kid’s first pictures to, after all.

To be fair, I’m sure motherhood is “crazy”, but she’d better start believing it soon… unless of course the nanny’s are gonna raise this thing, which seems likely. That’s a random nanny, by the way, not The Nanny, Fran Drescher (though how great would that be?). I’ll show myself out.