19Kim Kardashian Bares All in Harper’s Bazaar, Regrets Her Playboy Days

And if you can believe it, the photo shoot was said to be completely sans-Photoshop and airbrushing.

Although Kim’s got the roundest booty on Earth, she claims that it only looks as big as it does because she has such a tiny waist and legs:

“My butt is probably not as big as you might think, because I have small legs and a small waist, which makes it appear bigger.”

Kim claims that the whole point of the Harper’s shoot was to empower women to be who they are and not to worry about what others think of your shape:

“The message [of this shoot] is embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, ‘I’m curvy, and I’m proud of it now.”

While Kim feels that she’s got a killer body now, she didn’t always feel that way and wasn’t always motivated to stay on top of her shape:

“I’m trying to eat better — which is a struggle. I like carbs. I didn’t [used to] work out. I do now, even when I’d rather sleep in. I’m a firm believer that you should be your best you.”

She’s also trying to work on the “inside” and says that her Playboy cover shoot was “regrettable”:

“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable.”

However, Kardashian claims that her mother egged her on to take part in it regardless:

“Go for it,” she recalls her mother saying. “They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”

Kim reveals — alot — in the upcoming May issue that heads to the newsstands on April 27th. Can you wait that long?

April 17, 2010 at 10:36 am by Sarah

9Yeah, Baby, Fight Over This!

Although Ashton Kutcher’s kind of gone off the old-head-end the past few years and settled “happily” into the sticky domestic web that Demi Moore has single-handedly spun, you’ve really seen no drama, no scandals and no public arguments about which vegan-friendly joint to schedule for their next dinner party. The two seem like a nice, relatively-normal pair, am I right?

Don’t speak too soon: toxic smog-green reports are beginning to swirl around Demi Moore, Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher and it all has to do with some sekkkshul attraction.

Sources close to Moore state that she’s becoming unhinged over a “harmless” crush that husband, Kutcher, has developed on Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, Kim Kardashian. The same sources state that Ashton flirts shamlessly with the sweet-bodied reality star and entrepreneur — and Demi’s pissed.

But then again, the reports are toxic smog-green because they’re originating from the National Enquirer, but you never do know, do you. That’s the rag that broke the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter story, so take it with a grain of salt … and a shot of tequila. You can bet Demi’s going to be hitting the hooch pretty hard if these insecurities pan out to be real-life trouble.

April 12, 2010 at 2:44 pm by Sarah

16Kim Kardashian’s Really Pushing This ‘Single’ Thing

Girls, you know you’ve all done it. Dude broke up with your ass, you felt all busted up inside and went on a bender flaunting your hot bod for all to see. Inside you kind of hoped that said ex would be seething with jealousy and inside you knew that you’d (probably) take him back in a heartbeat if he even hinted at it.

Well, my lady Kim Kardashian’s in Phase III of the breakup stage. Phase I consists of denial, Phase II is the eat-yourself-sick (or drink-yourself-hospitalized) week and Phase III is showing off your gorgeousness in every way you can, hoping like hell that Phase II’s calories didn’t wreck the shit.

Kim’s looking superb these days and by “superb” I mean she “hasn’t been photographed wearing anything else but a bikini” which, again, is synonymous with superb.  Hope you’re feeling in the pink, Kim — you’re sure looking it!

Oh, and you’re welcome.

April 1, 2010 at 7:11 am by Sarah

13Apparently, Reggie Bush Was Cheating on Kim Kardashian

I suppose someone’s going to tell me next that Santa Clause beat the shit out of the Easter Bunny and then mugged him and I’m going to just have to believe it, ’cause there’s nothing more unfathomable than Reggie putting his Saint-ly strings onto another woman’s harp when he had Kardashian to begin with.

According to RadarOnline, Bush was, indeed, cheating on Kim with some waitress that goes by the name of January Gessert on and around the time that the two broke up:

Gessert reportedly spent the night at Reggie’s house on March 16th, after the two met at Sunset Strip bar-restaurant Red Rock. She was spotted leaving Reggie’s house the next morning at 7am.
Reggie has reportedly set up an elaborate system to hide his cheating from Kim – including the use of multiple cell phones, but the camera never lies, and Kim is bound to be left devastated and in tears following the release of these photos.

Come on, man, what the hell are you thinking?  If we’re judging by the cover of the book alone, I hardly think you’ll ever do better than the gorgeous Kim Kardashian.  Yeah, I mean, she doesn’t appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed and she seems kinda high-maintenance, but for fuck’s sake, you’re a football star, what do you care about what’s on the inside?

Criminy.

God, if a gorgeous, spoiled heiress and a Superbowl-winning football star can’t make it nowadays, who can, I ask you.  Who?!

March 25, 2010 at 7:47 am by Sarah

13Quotables

“”I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob but it bothers me.”

– Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn, commenting on the Kardashian’s new fashion line for Bebe that recently debuted at New York Fashion week.

February 20, 2010 at 12:59 pm by Kelly

66Tila Tequila: “Miley Cyrus is NOT a Virgin!”

Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she’s addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She’s an attention whore, I shouldn’t be talking about her, but I really doubt we’re going to have much time left with the girl. Let’s pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she’s still alive.

Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made bank off their sex tapes on purpose, some dudes in Hollywood that we would not think are gay are gay and Miley ain’t no virgin. Do you think she has any information about wether or not Michael Jackson had inappropriate relationships with children or if Andy Dick has a drinking problem? I figure while she’s breaking all the big stories, she might as well throw some real hardballs.

At what point are these public attacks going to become a problem? This month Tila’s already gone after Rihanna, Nicky Hilton, Bijou Phillips and everyone at CNN, to name a few. Is it possible that her constant harassment and shit talking could lead to a greater problem for her? Unfortunately it’s hard to press charges against someone for not shutting up, but her Twitter is practically libelous.

January 17, 2010 at 11:15 am by Molls