Kim Kardashian amazes us with her terrible pregnancy outfits. How can someone with so much money and so many mirrors do so poorly? Check out her pregnancy looks of the week, in which she wore a completely see-through shirt. Then there was this outfit — gold, yes — but not as breathtaking as this one.
I was just wondering when Kim would cave for comfort. Apparently that time has come.
I never thought I would ever say this…But I’m wearing flats today
She so bravely tweeted yesterday morning.
I just don’t get it. Yes, our dear Ms. Paltrow spends close to $500k on a wardrobe but at least she knows what to do with it.
Pregnant women: don’t her outfits look terribly uncomfortable to you? I’ve never been pregnant so I have no idea, but my guess is no.
What IS this?? I feel like I’m taking CRAZY PILLS! I invented the piano key necktie! I INVENTED IT!
March 26, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
From Showbiz Spy:
“Kanye is going to do everything he needs to do to make sure Kim delivers his baby,” a source said.
“So if that means he has to go to classes and help her breathe, he’s going to be there. If he has to hold her hand and she squeezes the hell out of it, he’s going to be one hand short. If he has to cut the cord, he’s going to cut it.
“He’s going to do everything in his power to make this birth for his girl and their baby as smooth as possible. No doubt, he’s looking forward to it all.”
Someone needs to explain how childbirth works to Kanye, because Kim’s invariably going to have the baby regardless of whether Kanye goes nuts with preparation or sits on his ass sewing new skirts or whatever. Also, I love how him holding her hand while she’s in labor is something he’ll do if he “has to”. What a charmer. These two idiots deserve each other.
March 25, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
On this lazy Saturday, let’s take a look back at some of this week’s Kardashian pregnancy dazzlers.
March 23, 2013 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
I can’t even believe I’m writing about this, but Sunday night on Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters got into some serious shit when they decided to become scientists and perform their own experiment. Khloe hears that drinking pineapple juice makes your vagina taste sweet and reports this to Prego and Braindead. That’s ridiculous, but it doesn’t keep Kim and Kourtney from trying it, rubbing themselves all over napkins and then having Khloe sniffing those same napkins to put it to the test. Just… gag me. Khloe has no shame about this whole thing either, saying (and I quote), “We’re sisters, if I can’t smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?”
Uh, I can come up with a very long list of things. How about starting a book club or going on a hike? You could also learn how to knit, watch the entire series of Arrested Development on Netflix, take a nap, “write” your memoirs, bake a cake… are you getting my point here? In no time does “smelling one another’s private parts” come into play. What the hell is wrong with these people? I’m disappointed in Khloe in particular. She was my favourite – now I can’t even look at her without wanting to vomit, so I guess I’m on the same page as the rest of the world, now.
You can watch the full episode – if you want to lose your appetite for the rest of the day, that is – below:
March 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Oh, Kim Kardashian – a true example of how little the amount of money you have has to do with how many brain cells are in operation in your cranium on any given day. Our Lady of the Crushed Toes – who is currently carrying Kanye West‘s progeny, in case you forgot – has been struggling with pregnancy for a number of reasons. First, she doesn’t want couch-ass. Second, it’s like, really hard and totally not easy like everything else in her life has been up to this point.
From E! News:
“Being pregnant is not as easy as my sister made it look or as my mom has made it look,” Kim said. “I like to be active…but I’ve been chilling out. I took a week off, just to rest and it was amazing.”
Yes, your hectic schedule of promoting yourself and your very real reality show, taking pictures of yourself, getting your hair cut and shopping for hideous maternity wear is something anyone would need a break from. God help this woman when she becomes a mother. Actually, God help the child, is more like it.
March 17, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are absolute self-obsessed idiots – and therefore perfect for one another – so I don’t really have a problem with the idea of them getting matching commitment tattoos. Besides, I suppose it’s better than another televised sham wedding, eh?
From The Daily Star:
The pair, who are expecting their first child in June, have been to famous LA tattoo parlour Shamrock Social.
We’re told: “They’ll have each other’s names tattooed, leaving a big space for the baby’s name, so they all intertwine.”
Aw, isn’t that sweet – there’ll even be room for little Kimye. Though I have to wonder what the hold up is and why they’d need to visit the tattoo parlor first and plan all this out if they’re just having their names done. It only takes 15 minutes max to look through the font handbook – been there, done that.