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LOL Really? People Think Kim Waxed North West’s Eyebrows

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Kim Kardashian does a lot of crappy things, but one thing she’s adamant she didn’t do is wax her baby‘s eyebrows. Because apparently, after this photo of baby North West (also shown above) was posted, people accused Kim on twitter of waxing that baby’s brows. Seriously? Even *I’m* not buying that. Kim responded on twitter,

Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I’d wait until she’s at least 2 1/2!

And followed that up with,

I’m kidding!!! Its pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughters eyebrows. They are thick, natural and amazing!

Okay, honesty time here — I actually thought that was funny. Good on you, Kim. You’re getting good at poking fun of yourself.

This is a safety zone: did anyone here actually think Kim waxed her baby’s eyebrows? We won’t ridicule you…much.

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North West Is Growing Up So Fast!

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If Kanye West had his way, no one would ever look upon the face of his daughter North West, but considering he’s engaged to the most narcissistic and self-absorbed woman in the world (his perfect counterpart!), unfortunately that will never happen. Instead, Kim Kardashian likes to sprinkle our lives with little doses of Nori, and we don’t really mind because she’s pretty cute.

Kim posted the above photo on her Instagram page yesterday, and Grandma Kris quickly reposted it soon after. Everyone loves Nori! I used to think she looked entirely like Kim, but you can see Kanye in her more and more as the days go by, for sure. She looks happy enough, but I suppose it’s early days, so the lasting effects of having to be Kim & Kanye’s daughter haven’t hit her quite yet. Let’s hope she somehow manages to claw her way out of that family before that happens.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

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Dita Von Teese, world’s most glamorous EVERYTHING.

Welcome again to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week in which we point out who looked great, bad, and most WTF. Last week Amanda Seyfried won my pick for best dressedWho will get it this week? Did Christina Applegate do something to her lips/face or is it just unfortunate makeup? And how many wacky outfits did we post of Gaga‘s?

Remember to have your picks ready at the end for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF outfits/looks.

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Kim Kardashian Is Only Giving 10% of Her Charity Auction Proceeds to Charity

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Maybe Kim Kardashian isn’t so generous after all. Basically, she had an eBay clothing sale to help the victims of the recent typhoon in the Philippines, with a portion of the proceeds going to “International Medical Corps, a nonprofit organisation that provides critical health services on remote islands where families are struggling to access medical care and basic resources like food, clean drinking water and vital medications.” Sounds fantastic, right? Kim, who is worth $60 million, was doing something great in the world, and that’s to be celebrated.

Except there’s a problem. Turns out, that “portion of the proceeds” – which most stars make at least 50% if not more – is actually only 10% in Kim’s case. Uh… yes, I’m being serious. An eBay clothing auction for Kim’s shitty clothes that will pull in plenty of money – especially since most people know (think) it’s all going to charity – is only giving a measly 10% of the money raised to charity. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck off.

Of course, I’m not the only one calling this selfish crap out, and in fact Kim’s been getting a lot of flack for it, so much so that she felt the need to take to her blog to defend herself and point out just how generous she is on a daily basis. She tried to claim that eBay fees will suck up most of the money, which is pure bullshit. I sell on eBay all the time and their final value charge is roughly 3% (not more than 5 or 6%, though), which leaves at least 90%. Her talk about “agency fees” and all of that is just outright bullshit. I’m sorry, but there is WAY more than 10% of that money left over. Even if the “agency fees” and eBay fees equaled 25%, that’s still 75% of the fucking money that could go to these people, and NOT in her pockets. UGH.

Here’s her blog:

I feel compelled to speak about something that is in my head and my heart. Over the years, I’ve had to grow a thick skin. Being in the public eye, there are times I feel like I get criticized for any and everything I do. I’m used to it now. I just choose not to feed into negativity or become consumed by it.

The problem comes in when I get attacked for giving and trying to help people. My dad always taught me the importance of giving back. I don’t publicize everything I do to help charities and people all over the world. I do it because I want to. I do it because my dad taught me to. I do it because it’s the right thing to do. So for people to attack me for giving 10% of my eBay auction sales to the people of the Philippines, that hurts.

I do eBay auctions monthly and change the charity or church from time to time. I give 10% of all my earnings to charities, not just these eBay auctions. This month it’s for the people of the Philippines, last month was Life Change Community Church.

In regards to these eBay auctions, when the eBay numbers get broken down, the auction management agency that posts for me gets a percentage for all of their hard work, then eBay listing fees, end of auction fees, eBay Store fees, Paypal fees, etc., all add up to about half of the sale. Then I give 10% to a charity.

Truth is how the # is broken down, is neither here nor there. The people of the Philippines need all of our help, no matter how big or small.

Over the last 5+ years, I have listed thousands of items on eBay Giving Works for various causes. I will continue to do what is in my heart and am happy to know many others have enjoyed purchasing from me, as they too are giving with me.

Giving comes from the heart. We all need to be reminded of this as we celebrate the holiday season this year.

She must think we’re all as dumb as she is. Really, the fees add up to HALF THE SALE? What world does this woman live in and why does she assume no one else can do any actual math? Why bother? Honestly, if you really don’t give a shit, which 10% clearly says to me in this case, why do it? No one was going to conjure up any hate mail towards her for NOT thinking up a charity auction to put on eBay.

A big “fuck you” goes out to Kim Kardashian on this one.

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Kim Kardashian Has a Generous Spirit

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… Which is why she invited one very lucky fan to do the honour of watching Kanye‘s show in New Orleans in the VIP section with her. Apparently Twitter user @MyleezaKardas was tweeting about how she was looking for Kim, so Kim said she’d have someone come get her and indeed she did.


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Ellen And Portia Take Their Turn Spoofing Kim And Kanye’s Video

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Ellen DeGeneres is bringing the gold lately. First she gave us “Mad Men Without Cigarettes“. Now she and wife Portia de Rossi are participating in what I hope will be a time-honored tradition: making fun of Kim and Kanye’s “Bound2″ music video. Seth Rogen and James Franco already did it, so now it’s Ellen and Portia’s turn. They spoofed the video for their Christmas card (above). Nice work, ladies! Sure beats the Kardashian Christmas card (of which Ellen joked, “It is real, I’ve been staring at it all day and I have still not found Waldo.”)

Let’s hope Kanye has a sense of humor about it and doesn’t make Ellen his new Jimmy Kimmel.

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Is Legendary Artist Jeff Koons Giving Baby North West Art Lessons?

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North West has it all. Despite being a baby she is one of the most searched for celebs this year, is getting all kinds of free crazy-expensive designer shit, and got $7,500 worth of gifts from Beyoncé and Jay Z. So I guess it isn’t too hard to believe that she’s already getting art lessons, and from one of the most legendary artists around right now: Jeff Koons, who did the sculpture of Lady Gaga that she put on her ARTPOP cover.

Kim posted the above photo of Koons with North West AKA “Nori” on her Instagram, with the caption

Art lessons! Jeff Koons & Nori #ArtBasel

Let’s hope she’s just kidding about the art lessons. But still…we get it, Kim. You’re well-connected. Your baby is well-connected.

This family.

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