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Kim Kardashian Is Back In Black With Maroon Lipstick And Huge Boobs

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Kim Kardashian made her first big outing since giving birth to North West, the most spoiled baby in all the land. She went to the Mademoiselle C premiere in Paris, in a black boobstastic dress with cutouts, streaky blondish hair, and maroon lipstick.

We all agree this is an absolutely atrocious look, right? Especially for Kim Kardashian, but also for anyone. What in the everloving hell is this?

Nothing about this outfit was right.

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But what do you think? More pics below.

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North West Is Getting All Kinds of Free Designer Shit

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Kim Kardsahian and Kanye West are currently traipsing around France for Paris Fashion Week (that’s a thing, right?) and while they may have left their 3-month-old daughter, North, back in LA with roughly seven nannies (that’s a guess), she’s not far from their hearts because all the designers are lavishing the couple with free shit for the little girl.

Designers such as Celine, Givenchy and Lanvin sent over items from their latest collection, most of which are way too big for North and some of which look like they’re for boys (come on, Celine!), but whatever. Free shit for everyone! Kim posted pictures of the items on her Instagram page, as you do.

What’s funny to me is that celebrities are the ones with so much money that they don’t need a handout, and yet they’re the ones that get everything for free. It’s pretty stupid. Send me some designer stuff, designers! I’ll put it on eBay! I mean… I’ll treasure it deeply.

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Little Mason Disick Is Jealous of Cousin North West

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Mason Disick, the son of Kourtney Kardashian and money-as-toilet-paper user Scott Disick, is used to being the star of the clan, and he’s not too happy now that Kim and Kanye‘s daughter North has been born, because she’s hogging all the attention!

From People:

“He gets a little jealous because he and Kim were so close. He doesn’t understand because he’s not the big center of attention,” Kourtney said. “I don’t think [Kim] knows what to do; she’s just like, ‘You don’t like me anymore?’ She feels like he … is getting older and changing, and I think she gets confused and doesn’t know how to handle it.  He’s like, ’Why don’t you like me anymore?’ ’cause he sees her with the baby.”

In hopes of alleviating the situation, Kourtney confesses she’s been lathering on the attention for her oldest child.

“I give him so much attention, and he gets so much attention from everyone else that I’m like I don’t even know,” she said.

Kids do get jealous like that, of course, so it’s natural what’s he’s going through, I suppose. I’m surprised he’s not more jealous of Penelope, who’s his own sister, but whatever. Mason is still the cutest, most stylish Kardsahian, hands down (yes, even though he’s not technically a Kardashian).

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Kim Kardashian Did Hilarious Artsy Photo Shoot Before Giving Birth

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Kim Kardashian is killing me with these photos. I think they’re meant to be taken seriously. They were shot for Vogue Paris editor-in-chief Carine Roitfeld’s new magazine, CR Fashion Book. According to Daily News they were shot by Karl Lagerfeld one month before Kardashian gave birth. You guys. I’m dying here.

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Let’s hope for her sake the Vogue website uploads and never deletes these.

You can get it on newsstands 9/12.

What Was The Biggest Event Of The Summer? VOTE!

MET GALA 2013 Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!

Which birth was the bigger deal?
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Best Celeb Fight?
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Lady Gaga is back. Are you excited?
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Kim Kardashian Had No Idea Her Brother-In-Law Had A Serious Drug Problem

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Kim Kardashian apparently had no idea that her brother-in-law, Lamar Odom, had a serious drug problem. Over the past few days, everything’s coming out. Odom disappeared on a presumed binge and was found at a hotel. Wife Khloe Kardashian wants to separate. THEN everybody denied that any of that happened. Uh, okay. Someone should tell his agent that. So, basically, there’s actual drama going on with the Kardashians. Miss Kim has had a lot going on lately, too. She just had a baby and then slept for 6 weeks. When she woke up, this is what she learned. From E Online:

Kim was “shocked” to learn that brother-in-law Lamar Odom had struggled with substance abuse—information that Khloé only recently disclosed to the rest of her family.

But now that she knows, Kim is being “very supportive,” the insider says. “She only wants what’s best for Khloé.”

Kim “would like to see them work it out,” the source adds. “She knows how much they love each other. Everyone in the family feels divorce should be the last option.”

As recently as today, Mr. Odom was spotted around the Valley near his home. He went to Taco Bell. He made sure everyone could see his wedding ring:

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Sometimes in life, there are moments when you just really, really need Taco Bell. This is undoubtedly one of them. Godspeed, Lamar. Godspeed.

Surprise! Kris Jenner’s Ratings Soared After North West Photos Appeared

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Kris Jenner‘s talk show was sinking faster than the Titanic, so she had to pull out all the steps to try and save it. Enter Kanye West, who apparently turned down $4 million for the first pictures of his daughter with Kim Kardashian, North West, to debut them… on Kris. I can only imagine how much convincing that took, but whatever the case, she owes him BIG TIME, since that episode pretty much single-handedly saved her show from cancellation.

From Deadline:

Kris Jenner and Twentieth Television scored a big season finale ratings bump Friday when Kanye West made an appearance on Kris and debuted a photo of North West, his baby with Jenner’s daughter Kim Kardashian. The highly anticipated West interview episode notched a series-high 1.7 household rating and did particularly in LA and Dallas markets where it was #1 in its time period. But for the syndicated talk show’s entire six-week run on selected Fox stations, Kris didn’t make a splash and came out just about even (0.8 in HH metered markets) with last year’s time period and with its lead-in. On YouTube the show’s channel hit a high of 4.3M views in its final week, comprising over half of its 8.1M views to date.

Well, that’s nice. Too bad it was a one-time thing, because God knows what she’s going to try and pull out of the hat now to keep this shit show on air. Oh, and in case you forgot, here’s how cute North West is:

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