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Ellen And Portia Take Their Turn Spoofing Kim And Kanye’s Video

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Ellen DeGeneres is bringing the gold lately. First she gave us “Mad Men Without Cigarettes“. Now she and wife Portia de Rossi are participating in what I hope will be a time-honored tradition: making fun of Kim and Kanye’s “Bound2″ music video. Seth Rogen and James Franco already did it, so now it’s Ellen and Portia’s turn. They spoofed the video for their Christmas card (above). Nice work, ladies! Sure beats the Kardashian Christmas card (of which Ellen joked, “It is real, I’ve been staring at it all day and I have still not found Waldo.”)

Let’s hope Kanye has a sense of humor about it and doesn’t make Ellen his new Jimmy Kimmel.

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Is Legendary Artist Jeff Koons Giving Baby North West Art Lessons?

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North West has it all. Despite being a baby she is one of the most searched for celebs this year, is getting all kinds of free crazy-expensive designer shit, and got $7,500 worth of gifts from Beyoncé and Jay Z. So I guess it isn’t too hard to believe that she’s already getting art lessons, and from one of the most legendary artists around right now: Jeff Koons, who did the sculpture of Lady Gaga that she put on her ARTPOP cover.

Kim posted the above photo of Koons with North West AKA “Nori” on her Instagram, with the caption

Art lessons! Jeff Koons & Nori #ArtBasel

Let’s hope she’s just kidding about the art lessons. But still…we get it, Kim. You’re well-connected. Your baby is well-connected.

This family.

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Here Are Barbara Walters’ Most Annoying People

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Barbara Walters comes out with a most annoying most fascinating people list every year. Wanna see who made the cut for 2013?

Well the #1 won’t be revealed until the show airs. Want to place bets? For now we know these people will be included, according to the LA Times:

DISS.CUSS.

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The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is Here!

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It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.

Notice that Scott Disick is nowhere to be seen, nor are Lamar Odom or even Rob Kardashian. Is he just not part of the family anymore? It’s all too bizarre and awful.

Up close photos (if you dare) are below:

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Kim Kardashian Calls A Twitter User “Ignorant”

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Kim Kardashian got a little persnickety when Twitter users dared critique her parenting skills. Guys, how dare you judge the modern-day Marilyn Monroe? Some random Twitter user got under Kim’s fire. Ms. Kardashian tweeted,

. @jlmcbryde u sound so ignorant. Bc I don’t tweet or instagram my every move w my daughter means I am not with her 247? We share what we want. Or is it bc I go support my fiance at every show & I post pix? When the baby goes down 4 bed or a nap, parents are allowed 2 work & support each other, maybe even have fun too

Yeah, “jlmcbryde” how dare “u” be so ignorant. Don’t you even have a night nurse?

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Kanye West Thinks Kim Kardashian Is Marilyn Monroe

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I long ago ran out of words for both of these idiots, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West continue to prove what major morons they are on a daily basis. Kanye’s most recent foray into absolute fuckery was his claim that Kim is exactly like Marilyn Monroe because they’re both controversial. Uh… say what?

From his interview on Power 105′s The Breakfast Club:

“I have a love-hate relationship with the paparazzi, but actually I love them because they are empowering us.

“They are empowering us over Vanity Fair that want to say that Kate Upton is Marilyn Monroe. Kate Upton ain’t Marilyn Monroe, Kim is Marilyn Monroe. You know that. She was controversial; she’s controversial.

“This is the reality. I’m living inside of a dream world.”

LMAO, oooookay. I want some of what this motherfucker’s smoking, because that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I mean, Kate Upton’s not Marilyn Monroe, either, but I also have never heard anyone say that, so who knows where he got that from.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

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Last week we saw Miranda Kerr looking kerrfect next to a car, Cara Delevingne dressed as Axl Rose, and Abigail Breslin all grown up, for better or for worse.

This week I need your help again to figure out who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! Featuring Sandra Bullock, Lindsay Lohan, and a very special outfit from Rita Ora.

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