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Kim Kardashian Is Damn Hard To Recognize

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Kim Kardashian denied having any kind of botox during pregnancy or any weight loss surgery after giving birth, but the girl is damn hard to recognize. Also adding to this air of “who dat” is this casual outfit. Don’t know if we’ve ever seen her so casual out and about. She’s usually dressed to the nines even for a Starbucks run. So this is a little alarming.

WHO IS THIS PERSON?

Just what is it about her that seems so different? Anyone have any suggestions?

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Kim Kardashian Laughs At Herself Over Bound Video

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Kim Kardashian is laughing at herself — who knew this was possible? She thought James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s Bound2 video parody was funny. Now let’s see if Kanye laughs along. If he does, the world will explode. The original video, featuring a topless Kim K bouncing on Kanye’s lap as he’s riding a motorcycle was so bad, it begged for parody, and Mr. Franco and Mr. Rogen delivered like Dominos.

She tweeted,

You nailed it!!! Sooo funny! RT @Sethrogen: #Bound3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3TTiHRrEBE ….  Enjoy!!!!!!

With a link to the video.

Smart move on her part. Very smart.

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Which video do you prefer?

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James Franco and Seth Rogen Remade Kanye’s ‘Bound 2′ Video and It’s Hilarious/Terrifying

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James Franco and Seth Rogen are currently working together again on The Interview, and while they were there, I guess they decided it would be pretty hilarious to recreate Kanye West‘s video for ‘Bound 2′, which we all know was a trifling ass expression of… whatever. They really went for it in their version – it’s a shot for shot remake with the guys taking on Kim Kardashian and Kanye’s weird motorcycle sex and everything. It’s hilarious, and I’d venture to say 300x better than the original… even if Seth Rogen and his hair back does make me want to vomit in my mouth a bit.

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Kim Kardashian Swears She Hasn’t Had Weight Loss Surgery

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Kim Kardashian had a baby earlier this year, so it would be totally normal for her to still be shedding baby weight and getting back in shape. After all, there is no timeline that women need to follow after giving birth, but when your only claim to fame is your tits & ass and how good you look exposing them, I suppose you need to seriously put a move on that.

Kim’s has pretty much got back to her pre-pregnancy weight, and it happened in fucking record time, leading some to speculate that she may have had some cosmetic intervention – an accusation which she has vehemently denied (or would, if she knew what the word means).

Here’s what she had to say about it all on Twitter:

“I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got surgery to lose my baby weight. This is FALSE. I worked so hard to train myself to eat right & healthy, I work out so hard & this was such a challenge for me but I did it!!!”

“I’m so proud of my accomplishment & NO ONE will take this away from me with fake reports! Say what u want about me but I work hard & am the most disciplined person u will ever meet!”

Who am I to say whether or not she got some help to get her body back in shape after giving birth, and why should it matter to anyone else? While I do think it’s a shame if she went that route instead of chilling out and ACTUALLY being healthy like a normal person, it’s just whatever at this point with her.

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Want to Know about Kim and Kanye’s Sex Life? Too Bad!

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian acted as human food poisoning yesterday when millions flocked to their toilets to throw up their lunch after watching the couple in Kanye’s video for ‘Bound 2′. Admittedly, my first thought upon watching (full admission: I could not make it through the entire thing; it was too nauseating) was “These are someone’s parents”, followed by pity for poor North West and what she’s been born into.

Well, listen – Kanye doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with putting on a glorified porn for the public, because Nori will have to see all that in the world anyway, so why not scar her by exposing it to her FROM HER PARENTS? Here’s what he told Ellen DeGeneres about it:

“We were just practicing [to make a baby] all the time. Practice made perfect.”

“I’m not as concerned with the idea of profanity or nudity, it’s more the messaging behind it. So [North's] going to be in the real world so she’s going to hear things and see things. I think she’s gotta be prepared for that.”

Uhh… that’s disgusting. I literally cannot see a single redeeming thing about this video or these people anymore. They honestly make me sick. That’s like saying you should keep your door open and fuck in front of your kids to prepare them for the idea of sex in the “real world” (EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE CHILDREN). Like… WHAT? I wish DCFS would come and take this poor kid away.

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Oh God The Cringe: Kim In Kanye’s New Video

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Kanye West has a new video out for his song “Bound2″ and it features him and Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. And she’s topless. And I can’t even. “Wrecking Ball” was somehow less awkward than this.

Guys, the scene where they’re making out while he’s driving the motorcycle is so awkward, I couldn’t finish it. “One good girl is worth a thousand bitches” he raps after cutting to the topless Kim bouncing on Kanye’s lap. The cringe is wonderfully overwhelming. Skip to 2 minutes.


What do you think of the video? Right now on YouTube, the thumbs downs overtake the thumbs ups. Hmmm, wonder why…

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Kim Kardashian Won’t Miss a Chance to Exploit Little North West

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Ah, North West – one of the most sought-after babies in Hollywood, and her parents are well aware of it. However, while Kanye West would seemingly keep his daughter away from the prying eyes of the public, Kim Kardashian‘s entire career is based on being an attention whore, so of course she wants her seen by as many people as possible. That’s why she put two new photos of the baby (who is incredibly cute, I’ll admit) to her Instagram page on Tuesday.

A lot of people were saying in the comments how much North looks like Kanye, but uh… are they taking crazy pills? Am I? That child is a Kardashian through and through, right? I see an abundance of Kim’s features and not much Kanye at all, to be honest (which some would probably be thankful for). Eh, who knows – this isn’t something I want to think too hard about.

Here’s one more of Nori with Kim’s new stylist (or so her hashtag on the pic suggested). They grow up so fast!

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