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Best And Worst Celeb Looks Of The Last Week of October

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a best and worst celebrity looks of the week, so here we go. This is from the last week of October. I chose Kelly Osbourne for best celebrity dressing up as another celebrity. That’s her above as Christina Hendricks. Pretty dead-on.

I promise not to overdo it on the Halloween costumes.

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Kim Kardashian Designs Baby Clothes Now

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If Kim Kardashian is living proof of one thing, it’s that you don’t need to be particularly good at something to try and make a career of it. And while she has been known for her curves and her “fashion sense” (which I personally think is hideous, but YMMV) and has launched several clothing lines with varying degrees of success, she’s still not satisfied. No, now that she’s popped North West out and left her with the nannies for a few months, she’s now an expert at what babies should wear and she’s going to design clothes just for them!

Here’s what Kimmycakes told The AP:

“I think a baby line is what’s next for us, and we definitely would have a lot of experience with what we would need to make that line a success and we’re excited about it.”

“I think style always evolves and we all have different moods every season. I see an evolution in myself, I know the things I’m buying are different to the things I used to buy.”

You see an evolution in yourself… when it comes to shopping? Girl, shut the fuck up. I know you were talking about clothes at that time, but that’s where the evolution lies, in what you BUY? Not, you know, how you see the world, how you’ve become less selfish because you’re responsible for this whole new life, not how insane it is to see this little person that YOU made growing in front of you every day… but no, you pick up different things at Barneys when you’re out. Lord help this woman.

I try so hard with you, Kim. I TRY SO HARD and you still let me down. SMH.

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Surprise! Kim Kardashian Will Take Kanye West’s Last Name When They Marry

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Well, I guess it must be love for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, because Kimmy sure wasn’t willing to take Kris Humphries‘ last name after they tied the knot (not that I blame her). However, when it comes to marrying Kanye, She’ll be glad to add another surname to her own.

From E News:

“It’ll be Kim Kardashian West. Not hyphened. Maybe make [Kardashian], like, the middle.”

Well, that sounds… special. Also, why is it so hard for this girl to form sentences? She rivals Britney in that department! On another note, I wonder if this is something Kanye insisted upon. After all, they’re already doing whatever he wants for the wedding, so why not?

Also, if you cared to know any more goddamn details about Kanye’s stupid proposal, here ya go:

“I cried afterwards. I was shaking. And when you’re like, Is this really happening? But you’re just shaking…I honestly had no idea, none whatsoever,” the 33-year-old admitted. “I knew we were going to San Francisco for my birthday, because he had a show there the next night. So I thought it was just a birthday dinner.”

“My eyes were closed and then I got up and I still the whole time I didn’t think it was a proposal. I thought it was dinner on the baseball field and we had a nice orchestra. I still didn’t get it…when he got on his knee, I kind of figured out what was going on.”

Why do I not believe that Kim had no idea this was happening? More for the show – literally and figuratively!

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Kim Kardashian Giving Birth Was Part of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’, Of Course

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Nothing is sacred in Kim Kardashian‘s life, clearly. Not her baby, not her engagement, nothing. Since Kourtney gave birth on camera (I seriously almost just typed “kamera”), Kim couldn’t be outshined and while she didn’t spread her legs for E!, her phone conversation with Khloe was featured in which Kim explained she was being forced to deliver several weeks early due to complications. Here’s a bit of it:

“I’m trying to stay as calm as possible. I have something called toxemia… I just have really high blood pressure and [the doctor] says my liver is shutting down. The only way to get rid of it is to deliver the baby. Basically, I have to deliver the baby today.”

Kim is also seen in the hospital in the episode, talking to her stomach, prepping to give birth, waiting for Kanye… surprise fucking surprise. Seriously, is there anything this family won’t film? Yes, take videos… but maybe for your own private collection to look back on when North gets older instead of making it for a TV show that’s shown around the world? I mean, Jesus Christ.

I know this is sort of a non-story since there’s no video here, but this woman just infuriates me. The entire family needs to be sent to a far-off planet where televisions don’t exist.

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Kim Kardashian Will Do Whatever Kanye West Wants For Their Wedding

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OH GOD, we’re STILL talking about this. Someone make it stop! Kim Kardashian is churning out soundbite after soundbite about her recent engagement to Kanye West and how “magical” and wonderful and special it all is. Well, now she’s even said that she’ll do whatever Kanye wants when it comes to their wedding. Well, we see who wears the pants here.

She told People (via DS):

“We honestly haven’t had a moment to talk about it or even breathe, so we haven’t really talked about it, but whatever he wants.”

Lovely. It’s always great when one person calls the shots in a relationship that’s being orchestrated like some large scale art experiment, I suppose. Oh, and here’s Kim’s thoughts on how she “definitely” wants more kids (as told to Extra):

“[Becoming a parent is] everything you could ever imagine and more. It’s the best feeling [and] it’s the most rewarding job. I recommend everyone go through the process.”

Yes, it certainly is a rewarding job – especially when it’s the only job you’ve ever had in your life, and not even one you do on your own, considering how readily and easily you leave little North with a nanny/the rest of your wack ass family.

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Kim Kardashian Is Going To “Honor” Bruce Jenner In Her Wedding

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Kim Kardashian is going to “honor” Bruce Jenner in her wedding to Kanye West…by asking him to walk her down the aisle. Just like he did when she married Kris Humphries. Even though Jenner wasn’t invited to her “surprise engagement.” Here’s more from TMZ:

Kim considers Bruce to be her dad, and she always planned on having him give her away …

Sources tell us as far as Kim is concerned … it doesn’t matter what Bruce’s relationship is with Kris … she would never consider excluding Bruce from such a position of honor.

… As TMZ first reported … Bruce was not invited to the surprise engagement — it’s still unclear whether Kanye or Kris made that decision — although it seems like it was Kris.

This nutty family! Hey, whatever makes her and Bruce happy. And then Kanye. And then, very far down the list, after all the sisters, cousins, family friends, caterers, and valet people, Kris.

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Kanye West Wants to Live In Heaven Forever with Kim Kardashian

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Oh God, shut UP already! How many more new soundbites about Kim and Kanye‘s relationship are we going to get before this actual wedding takes place? Because I can’t take many more. Now it’s been revealed that in an interview that took place just a few hours before Kanye popped the question, he told radio station KMEL that he’s never loved anyone more than he loves Kim (which explains why he always looks so miserable when he’s with her) and that he hopes they can work on their relationship with God together (God = fame/the paparazzi) and that he hopes they can also live together in heaven one day. Lawd almighty.

“I have never loved any girl – other than my mother – as much as I love my girlfriend. And I’m so happy to be with her, first to live this life together and with our relationship with God, to be able to live forever in heaven together too, and also to raise a family, a strong family, that communicates truth and beauty.”

If that’s not enough, Kanye also called Kim one of the top fashion designers in the world AND said that she’s helping him learn how to chill out and get along with the paps! HAHAHA!

On fashion:

“This girl is one of the number one designers in the world. I don’t know exactly what her numbers are, but Sears does something like $300m, $400m a year. She’s been spending her whole cheque on clothes since she was 16, just like me.”

On his social skills, after saying that he has tried to learn from Jay-Z in that area:

“God has now given me another master of the social skills, which is my girl. She’s like the number one socialite in the world, so she knows… She’s like, ‘Look, it’s not that serious, you can chill out’. Imagine the idea of me as Kanye West just learning to chill a little bit! That’s what I’ve been doing.”

Oh man. Everything that comes out of this guy’s mouth is golden. A golden pile of shit, but golden nonetheless. On second thought, maybe they shouldn’t shut up. The gems of Kimye are far too good.

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