Kim Kardashian is going to “honor” Bruce Jenner in her wedding to Kanye West…by asking him to walk her down the aisle. Just like he did when she married Kris Humphries. Even though Jenner wasn’t invited to her “surprise engagement.” Here’s more from TMZ:
Kim considers Bruce to be her dad, and she always planned on having him give her away …
Sources tell us as far as Kim is concerned … it doesn’t matter what Bruce’s relationship is with Kris … she would never consider excluding Bruce from such a position of honor.
… As TMZ first reported … Bruce was not invited to the surprise engagement — it’s still unclear whether Kanye or Kris made that decision — although it seems like it was Kris.
This nutty family! Hey, whatever makes her and Bruce happy. And then Kanye. And then, very far down the list, after all the sisters, cousins, family friends, caterers, and valet people, Kris.
October 26, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Oh God, shut UP already! How many more new soundbites about Kim and Kanye‘s relationship are we going to get before this actual wedding takes place? Because I can’t take many more. Now it’s been revealed that in an interview that took place just a few hours before Kanye popped the question, he told radio station KMEL that he’s never loved anyone more than he loves Kim (which explains why he always looks so miserable when he’s with her) and that he hopes they can work on their relationship with God together (God = fame/the paparazzi) and that he hopes they can also live together in heaven one day. Lawd almighty.
“I have never loved any girl – other than my mother – as much as I love my girlfriend. And I’m so happy to be with her, first to live this life together and with our relationship with God, to be able to live forever in heaven together too, and also to raise a family, a strong family, that communicates truth and beauty.”
If that’s not enough, Kanye also called Kim one of the top fashion designers in the world AND said that she’s helping him learn how to chill out and get along with the paps! HAHAHA!
“This girl is one of the number one designers in the world. I don’t know exactly what her numbers are, but Sears does something like $300m, $400m a year. She’s been spending her whole cheque on clothes since she was 16, just like me.”
On his social skills, after saying that he has tried to learn from Jay-Z in that area:
“God has now given me another master of the social skills, which is my girl. She’s like the number one socialite in the world, so she knows… She’s like, ‘Look, it’s not that serious, you can chill out’. Imagine the idea of me as Kanye West just learning to chill a little bit! That’s what I’ve been doing.”
Oh man. Everything that comes out of this guy’s mouth is golden. A golden pile of shit, but golden nonetheless. On second thought, maybe they shouldn’t shut up. The gems of Kimye are far too good.
October 25, 2013 at 4:30 am by Jennifer
Because nothing is sacred and because fame whores really know how to drag shit out for maximum exposure, we’ve slowly but surely got a very intimate look at Kanye West proposing marriage to Kim Kardashian. First it was just the details of what happened, then it was the pictures of Kim’s massive 15 carat rock on her hand and her “I’m marrying my best friend” soundbites, and now we’ve got an actual video of this shit. Couldn’t this just have been the only thing to come out? Of course not!
October 24, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged this past weekend for Kim’s 33rd birthday, and while most couples might want to live their lives privately, they wanted to make a show of it, of course. Kim has been showing off her ring and spouting off about how much of a dream come true it is to be marrying Kanye and I basically want to throw up.
From E! Online:
“Last night was truly magical!!! I am the luckiest girl in the world!” North West’s mama tells us. “I get to marry my best friend!”
Well, isn’t that special? I will say that I think these two are perfect for each other. Egomaniacal attention whores without the sense God gave them – have you ever heard more of a match made in heaven? I haven’t.
I truly think this one might last, guys. Plus, way to go Kimmy on two marriages in as many years (or is it three years? either way)!
Also, I can’t end this entry without mentioning this – former French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld compared Kim to Marilyn Monroe in a recent interview with Time Out. NOOOOOOO!
“You don’t see her [Kardashian] in parties drinking loads of alcohol. She’s controversial, but so was Marilyn Monroe and I always like controversial people.”
October 23, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian just had a baby, so I suppose we’re to be impressed by the return of her ~sexy curves~ as she models – along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney – the new Kardashian Kollection (fuck off) for something called Lipsy. If you want to dress like a Kardashian – and I’m not really sure why you would, but to each her own – then this is for you. It looks like some shit you’d get at Sears, and maybe it is. Terry Richardson did the photo shoot, of course, so there’s that.
Here’s Kim’s quote about this wonderful range of clothing:
“The collection is inspired by the stylish women from around the world that I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. This is for those Lipsy girls who have as much fun with fashion as I do.”
Well, that’s special. If only it didn’t look like something you’d find on the Forever21 sale rack.
October 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Well, this is awkward. I guess getting your ass and tits out on Instagram has magical powers on a man, because Kanye West has decided to put a ring on Kim Kardashian‘s finger and now they’re engaged to be married. What made him propose? Was it Kanye’s birthday gift for Kim? Did he receive a personal message from Jesus? Who can say?
Kanye popped the question at San Francisco’s AT&T Park yesterday, which he rented out just for the occasion. This whole thing is SO over the top and ridiculous, but here we go…
From E! Online:
Before popping the question at San Francisco’s AT&T Park, which he rented out for the occasion, he asked future mother-in-law Kris Jenner for her daughter’s hand in marriage.
That part obviously went well.
Having secured the go-ahead from the Keeping Up With the Kardashians matriarch, he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim with a flawless 15-carat diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz.
Aiding in his effort was the field’s jumbo screen, which flashed the sign, “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!”
I’m crying laughing. Leave it to Kanye to do any of this, but especially to play his OWN music. The roman candles and fireworks were a nice touch, though.
Right, let’s get a pool going for a) whether this wedding is even going to happen (of course it is – these two wouldn’t miss out on such a huge opportunity for publicity) and b) how long it’s actually gonna last. I think they’ll get past the 72 day mark, but probably just because they’re rarely together.