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Beyonce Fans Think They Can Keep Her From Going To Kim Kardashian’s Wedding

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Beyoncé fans think they can keep her from going to Kim and Kanye‘s wedding through a simple petition. It reminds me of the Fifty Shades of Grey casting petition — guys, not gonna happen. More from Daily News:

A Change.org petition was reportedly started Thursday by a fan named John Barry who wanted others to join him in rallying against the 32-year-old singer going to West and Kardashian’s big day. The petition entitled “Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardahian’s Wedding” immediately sparked responses from Beyonce fans across the country.

“As you all know by now Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have sadly been in the news for their ‘engagement,’” the petition began.

Unapologetic, Barry candidly detailed the main reason the “Irreplaceable” singer should not go to their nuptials.
“Kim Kardashian and her disgusting family are known for their rise to fame for doing absolutely nothing,” it read. “Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyonce from attending the god forsaken (sic) wedding, since her husband Jay Z is BFFs with Kanye he probably (sic) wants both of them to go.”

I guess they weren’t touched by their incredibly moving engagement proposal as we all were.

To the left, to the left.

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Kris Jenner Cried Herself to Sleep Over Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

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I can only imagine the complex emotions that must have run through Kris Jenner‘s head when Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape “leaked” a few years back: joy, elation, excitement, appreciation, anticipation… you get the point. While it’s clear that Kris clearly saw her daughter fucking on camera as the huge financial and career opportunity it actually did turn out to be, she’s trying to say now that she “cried herself to sleep” over it. Why, because you hadn’t considered making it happen years earlier? Because you probably had a lot to do with its release, anyway.

Here’s what she had to say on Joan Rivers’ web series, In Bed with Joan:

“I cried myself to sleep. I don’t think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your daughter.

“I had to go into a room and cry for a couple days and say, ‘Okay, pull yourself to-fucking-gether because you have to be here for all these kids and your family, and you have to show them as an example how to get through this’.”

LOL, yeah, okay. She also claims she doesn’t really get money for being her kids’ momager:

“I said to the girl, ‘I love what I do. I think I have a lot to offer. I think I’m good at what I do but my thing is I would never take that for my own’.”

The Kardashian/Jenner family could literally comprise an entire study on famewhoring. Literally, the scholar doing it wouldn’t need to look to any other examples outside of this family. I cannot with any of them (except you, Khloe… but you need to get rid of Lamar SOON).

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Yes, Kim Kardashian, We Know You Love Attention

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Kim Kardashian may very well be the queen of the selfie. The girl just loves attention to a degree which I’ve really never seen rivaled. While many of us might like acknowledgment for our intellect or our career accomplishments or something of the sort, Kim likes to be applauded for the only thing she values: her body. As such, she likes to take tons of pictures of it from every angle and post them on the Internet so that her millions of followers can validate her physical appearance.

The above shot, posted to Kim’s Instagram on Tuesday, was simply captioned “work day”. What work is involved here? Posing for a camera? Reminding the world that you have breasts? I’m not quite sure. What I am sure of, however, is that I totally started following Kris Jenner on Instagram yesterday and I swear to God she’s dating (or at least sleeping with) P Diddy!!! Seriously, what’s the scoop on that one? They’re in SO MANY PICTURES together and she clearly wants him!!

Anyway, I digress. Kim sucks, the end.

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Lana Del Rey Didn’t Turn Kanye West Down, Everyone

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You know how Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian at that baseball field or whatever and used a Lana Del Rey song as part of his great production? Well, there have now been tabloid reports that Kanye wanted Lana to perform the song live but that she said no thanks. I could see why that would maybe be the case, but apparently it’s just not true!

From TMZ:

“I would never deny his request. That’s not true.”

A woman of few words, that Lana Del Rey! Here’s a video of it in case you really needed to see it:

To be honest, I’m surprised Kanye didn’t perform at his own proposal. That seems like something he would do! Anyway, I don’t think Lana missed out on much – nothing she couldn’t catch up on via that video that Kimye are suing over now, anyway.

What do you think – did Lana actually refuse? Was she never asked? I’m going towards the latter on this one.

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Are Suing Over Their “Leaked” Proposal Video

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I swear to God, these two make me sick. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West haven’t shut up about just how elated they are about their engagement and how they wanna live in heaven together and brush each other’s fur coats or however they fill their time, but now they’re trying to claim that the video of their proposal that’s been everywhere online was actually “leaked”. Not only that, they’re trying to sue the co-founder of YouTube for it! Fuuuuuck off!

From TMZ:

In the lawsuit … obtained by TMZ … their lawyer, Eric George, trashes Chad Hurley, the guy who co-founded YouTube and sold it to Google for $1.65 billion.   Kim and Kanye claim Hurley is the one who schemed to post the video on his new Internet venture, MixBit.

K & K go for the jugular, saying Hurley was desperate to find a “second act,” after 2 flops following his YouTube sale.  In the lawsuit, Kim and Kanye claim Hurley wasn’t even invited to AT&T Park in San Fran but manipulated his way in.

Kim and Kanye say they let him stay, but only after he signed a confidentiality agreement.  And get this … they even got him to take a pic holding the signed confidentiality agreement, which is attached to the lawsuit.

The couple say, “Hurley proceeded to try to turn the event into one starring himself, broadcasting the images he knew were the exclusive property rights of someone else.”

Specifically, Kim and Kanye say he posted Kanye’s engagement proposal on MixBit and tweeted it to nearly a million followers.  He then had the audacity to issue a press release, touting his video trophy.

Kim and Kanye are suing for unspecified damages … including punitives.  Even though Kim and Kanye don’t say how much the video was worth, they mention it was destined for MC Cable Television, which is an arm of Bunim/Murray and E!, which produces and broadcasts “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

HAHAHA okay, so wait… the problem here isn’t that their private relationship moment was shared with the public when it was meant to be just for them… it’s that THEY wanted to make money off of it by selling it to E! Oh my God, you couldn’t WRITE better trash than this.

I don’t necessarily believe that the contract stipulated the privacy of this video – after all, Hurley is a professional and this wouldn’t be his first confidentiality agreement (and knowing how litigious Kimye are, why would he even bother pushing it?) but even if he was that stupid, kudos to him. Kimye are the fucking worst and need to be rocketed right off this planet, like, yesterday.

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Best And Worst Celeb Looks Of The Last Week of October

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a best and worst celebrity looks of the week, so here we go. This is from the last week of October. I chose Kelly Osbourne for best celebrity dressing up as another celebrity. That’s her above as Christina Hendricks. Pretty dead-on.

I promise not to overdo it on the Halloween costumes.

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Kim Kardashian Designs Baby Clothes Now

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If Kim Kardashian is living proof of one thing, it’s that you don’t need to be particularly good at something to try and make a career of it. And while she has been known for her curves and her “fashion sense” (which I personally think is hideous, but YMMV) and has launched several clothing lines with varying degrees of success, she’s still not satisfied. No, now that she’s popped North West out and left her with the nannies for a few months, she’s now an expert at what babies should wear and she’s going to design clothes just for them!

Here’s what Kimmycakes told The AP:

“I think a baby line is what’s next for us, and we definitely would have a lot of experience with what we would need to make that line a success and we’re excited about it.”

“I think style always evolves and we all have different moods every season. I see an evolution in myself, I know the things I’m buying are different to the things I used to buy.”

You see an evolution in yourself… when it comes to shopping? Girl, shut the fuck up. I know you were talking about clothes at that time, but that’s where the evolution lies, in what you BUY? Not, you know, how you see the world, how you’ve become less selfish because you’re responsible for this whole new life, not how insane it is to see this little person that YOU made growing in front of you every day… but no, you pick up different things at Barneys when you’re out. Lord help this woman.

I try so hard with you, Kim. I TRY SO HARD and you still let me down. SMH.

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