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Kanye West Wants to Live In Heaven Forever with Kim Kardashian

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Oh God, shut UP already! How many more new soundbites about Kim and Kanye‘s relationship are we going to get before this actual wedding takes place? Because I can’t take many more. Now it’s been revealed that in an interview that took place just a few hours before Kanye popped the question, he told radio station KMEL that he’s never loved anyone more than he loves Kim (which explains why he always looks so miserable when he’s with her) and that he hopes they can work on their relationship with God together (God = fame/the paparazzi) and that he hopes they can also live together in heaven one day. Lawd almighty.

“I have never loved any girl – other than my mother – as much as I love my girlfriend. And I’m so happy to be with her, first to live this life together and with our relationship with God, to be able to live forever in heaven together too, and also to raise a family, a strong family, that communicates truth and beauty.”

If that’s not enough, Kanye also called Kim one of the top fashion designers in the world AND said that she’s helping him learn how to chill out and get along with the paps! HAHAHA!

On fashion:

“This girl is one of the number one designers in the world. I don’t know exactly what her numbers are, but Sears does something like $300m, $400m a year. She’s been spending her whole cheque on clothes since she was 16, just like me.”

On his social skills, after saying that he has tried to learn from Jay-Z in that area:

“God has now given me another master of the social skills, which is my girl. She’s like the number one socialite in the world, so she knows… She’s like, ‘Look, it’s not that serious, you can chill out’. Imagine the idea of me as Kanye West just learning to chill a little bit! That’s what I’ve been doing.”

Oh man. Everything that comes out of this guy’s mouth is golden. A golden pile of shit, but golden nonetheless. On second thought, maybe they shouldn’t shut up. The gems of Kimye are far too good.

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