Kim Kardashian recently turned howeverthehellmany years old, and for her birthday, she got a one-of-a-kind gift from husband Kanye West and more importantly, from their daughter North. They gave her a very fancy, artist-designed Hermes bag that cost thousands and thousands of dollars… only really it was North who had painted all over it and Kim is just dumb.
“Kanye had a box, a purse, this Hermès purse, and I opened it and I thought it was so cool. It was all painted really cool and then there was my computer and it said, ‘Press Play,’ ” Kardashian shares.
“I pressed play and my daughter was sitting outside painting the purse,” she explains. “I thought it was an artist that painted the purse, some custom thing. I thought it was some new artist, and it was my daughter. It was amazing and I have it all on video.”
Yes, you read that right. Kim Kardashian is unable to tell the difference between a custom designed bag from a real designer and something her 1-year-old threw some paint all over. God bless us everyone.
Also, only the Kardashian/West family would ever think it’s wonderful to deface a four figure bag with an infant’s art skills.
Kim Kardashian loves to spoil her daughter, North West, but she claims that she’s gonna make her get to work as soon as she’s old enough. Yeah, right. I’m not buying this bullshit for a goddamn second. But anyway, here’s what she said, via E!:
I was saying that earlier to my friends, ‘I wonder what [North's] first job is gonna be.’ And they were like, ‘What? She’s gonna have a job?’ and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? Of course she is. She will have to work for what she wants.’
Are you rolling your eyes yet? Want to roll them harder? Here she is claiming that her parents made her work for everything in life:
I saved up for this Dolce & Gabbana dress I really wanted, or like in high school these Prada shoes that my parents wouldn’t buy me. And I remember they were $400, and I had to save for the entire year to get them. We didn’t get anything, we had to get a job if we wanted it. So I was working in a clothing store and I would save and save.
What is this revisionist history bullshit? What is she even talking about? I’m not buying this goddamn story for one goddamn second. Am I annoyed? Yeah, absolutely. I don’t believe any of the shit she’s saying. Does anyone else?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have deigned to honour Los Angeles with their presence this weekend, and after hitting up a movie theatre, Kimye (which includes the “Oh God, guys, I so need to go on a diet!!”-whinger Kim) decided to hit up a Taco Bell drive-thru.
I’m not quite sure what in the hell is going on with this outfit, but it’s another absolute disaster. Do you think Kanye picked it out for her?
No, I’m not being awful – Kim Kardashian has just been fishing for compliments again by proclaiming how much she needs to change her diet all over Twitter because I guess she’s addicted to sugar. Aren’t we all? It’s a bitch. But Kim is ready to tackle the issue head on: she’s going to watch a documentary on sugar addiction and ask her Twitter followers for fitness and diet advice so she can get rid of her fat ass!
Whats the name of that documentary about sugar? I have such a sweet tooth but I know I have to watch this and make some changes
For someone who has such big body issues and is constantly chuntering on about how she needs to lose weight and get her life back on track, she sure does like to get naked/show it off a lot. It’s all for attention, of course, just like everything else this sad woman does, but whatever…
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West get bored of parenthood often enough that they leave daughter North West at home with doll replicas of themselves to play with since they can’t be bothered to be there and play with her themselves.
Some people might think this is pretty cute, but I think it’s ridiculous and narcissistic and everything that’s wrong with this entire family. Your daughter needs her parents, not cloth doll version of them and a handful of nannies to watch her while you swan off to get your tits out in Paris in the name of “fashion” or rant on stage, or whatever the hell it is they do. I seriously fear for this child’s future if this is the kind of people she’s being raised (or not raised) by.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently in France enjoying Paris Fashion Week (and wearing ridiculous fucking outfits like the one above), but things got ugly last night when “celebrity prankster” Vitalii Sediuk grabbed Kim as she was walking to her car, pulled her hair and attempted to shove her to the ground. The whole thing was caught on video and security subdued the asshole, but like… what the hell?
First of all, Vitalii Sediuk is not a “prankster”, he’s an assaulter. He literally spends his entire life traveling around the world harassing and assaulting whatever celebrity catches his fancy. He has been arrested numerous times, has several orders of protection against him and yet… he’s still running free. This isn’t about Kim Kardashian or what you think of her, this is about the fact that some fucking weirdo is going to different countries to purposely hunt down and assault celebrities. This is a 25-year-old man who thinks this is okay. What the hell? Also, where’s the “prank” here? If there’s a joke involved, I’m missing it.
In any case, Kim looked absolutely ridiculous – but she still looked better than Kanye managed with his Homeless Chic approach to the event.
Colour absolutely no one surprised, but more celebrity nude selfies have leaked over the weekend. This time, it looks like Kim Kardashian, Rihanna and Vanessa Hudgens are the big ones to be exposed this time around, but HOW IS THIS NEWS? I mean, Vanessa Hudgens has had more nudes “leak” over the past 5 years than I have fingers to count on. Rihanna has also had nudes out before, and Kim Kardashian shows her tits and ass at every opportunity. She even had a sex tape out, for crying out loud, so how is this even a thing?
The new leaked photos were posted on 4Chan and Reddit, but both sites have been threatened with multi-million dollar lawsuits, so they’ve decided to take a strict stance against them and they have been deleted as soon as they’re uploaded. Still, they’re floating around on Twitter and the like, so if you really want to see Kim’s jugs, just do a quick search and there they’ll be. Or, you know, you can just go to her Instagram page.
Of course I get the fact that this is a big deal because these women didn’t CHOOSE to put these images out there, they were stolen, but for people to be losing their minds over seeing a bit of Rihanna’s nipples is kinda silly because she’ll show you herself, probably, if you’re nice enough to ask.