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Kim Kardashian Is Mad About Pregnancy Rumors

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Kim Kardashian announced that she and Kanye West are expecting their second child earlier this month, and of course everyone’s been going nuts about it ever since. Some people have suggested that since Kim used IVF, she’s actually carrying twins. Others have claimed to already know the sex of the baby. Well, I think we should all know by now we’re not to mess with Hormonal KiKi, because she’s going OFF on social media again.


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Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy Hormones Send Her On Insane Twitter Rant

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I know, I know – two stories from this family in a row. Stick with me – it’s nearly over. We all know by now that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with her second child, and that’s all fine and well. But there’s been a lot of chatter online about just how she got pregnant since she was clearly having such a hard time. Many were speculating that she’s actually not pregnant at all but using a surrogate to avoid the terrible pregnancy and weight gain from her first pregnancy. Well, y’all done messed with the WRONG PERSON, because Kim decided to go in on everyone on Twitter, proving that her pregnancy hormones are like, so outta control, guyzzzzz.


Well, I guess that’s that. I guess if you marry Kanye West, you just start talking like you’re a rapper yourself. Sorry, Kim, I’m not buying the hardened thug routine you’re trying to pull off. It’s actually kinda cringeworthy… but uh, nice try?

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Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Her Second Child

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Well, it looks like having sex 500 times a day (her estimation) has finally paid off for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, because Kim’s actually pregnant with their second child! The news was revealed the only way it could be: on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kim is seen revealing the news to Khloe after she got back from a doctor’s appointment, where a blood test confirmed that she was having another baby. Yay?

Kim has been desperate to get pregnant again, so while I’m already concerned enough about poor North West, I guess I can only say congratulations to them. Mazel!

Here’s Kim Kardashian & Kanye West’s Awkward Wedding Dance

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually made it through one year of marriage! They celebrated their anniversary yesterday – an occasion that was apparently marked with a vow renewal ceremony at the Eiffel Tower, which Kanye rented out. But it was also celebrated with Kris Jenner’s posting of Kimye’s awkward as shit first dance after becoming married back in 2014. It’s… something else.


Frankly, it’s not actually much of a dance at all, but hey, what are you gonna do? Kim did her little sway in place thing, Kanye… was doing something. I don’t know, I’ve just seen better when it comes to wedding dances. But hey, they look happy – and they made it this far! That’s worth celebrating, right?

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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Will Renew Their Vows For Their 1-Year Anniversary

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I’m not sure whether or not I find it miraculous that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will soon celebrate their one year anniversary of being a married couple. On the one hand, Kim hasn’t gone that long without topping up her butt implants, let alone sharing her life with another human being. On the other, both her ego and Kanye’s are so massive that no one else could possibly compare with the self-love they’ve found with each other. And now they’re going to renew their vows!

Kimye tied the knot on May 24th last year in Italy, so how can they outdo themselves this year to say “I do” all over again, despite the fact that they LITERALLY ONLY GOT MARRIED A YEAR AGO? Well, Paris, of course – the Eiffel Tower, to be specific.

From US Weekly:

The insider notes that the “Only One” rapper is renting out the Eiffel Tower for the special festivities. The lavish 58 Tour Eiffel restaurant has also been booked for a private event. The ceremony will take place following the pair’s appearance at the Cannes Film Festival.

The City of Light, of course, is the perfect place for the couple that has everything. “We fell in love in Paris,” Kardashian said at one time, “and then I got pregnant with our daughter in Florence.”

Must be nice to have more money than common sense in this life. Also, what the hell do Kim Kardashian and Kanye West need to be at the Cannes Film Festival for? What on earth do either of them have to do with film in any sense? THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!

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Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book is Here, But It’s Not Complete

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Kim Kardashian released her book of selfies earlier this month – aptly titled Selfish – and people have been LOVING it. Even the high and mighty literary review sites have lavished praise on it, because it’s basically everything you love (and/or love to hate) about Kim. The book includes 448 pages worth of Kim’s selfies from over the years, as well as her profound observations about what was happening in her life when the photos were taken. In one, for instance, she was so inspired by the beauty of Asia that she knew she had to take a selfie. Work the logic of that one out.

Anyhow, this book has been selling like hotcakes, but there’s one small problem: it’s not complete! Kim discovered some unpublished selfies the other day that didn’t make it to the book, and now she wants to release a special edition to get them in, so as not to have her fans miss a single second of her life.


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So… I basically need to order this book, right?

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The Kardashian Family Thinks They’re Too Classy For Sears

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So, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have had their own “fashion” line – called the Kardashian Kollection – that’s been exclusively sold at Sears for years now. They’re fortunate they even got Sears, to be honest – their shit should be relegated to Kohl’s at best, so they should count their lucky stars an actual department stores like Sears wanted their shitty clothes and lingerie. However, now it seems like the girls are getting a bit too big for their britches, so to speak, as they think they deserve WAY better than Sears and are now setting their sights higher, hoping to get the Kardashian Kollection into a bigger, classier retailer.

From TMZ:

The Kardashians and Sears struck a big deal back in 2011 for the Kardashian Kollection, which features all sorts of apparel and jewelry.

By all accounts, the venture was successful. The best evidence we could find … in 2013 the Kardashian fashion empire raked in $600 million and the family got a $30 million cut.

We’ve learned the deal ended earlier this year and the store has been selling off the remaining items, and recently the store has been pulling the items from the shelves.

Sears tells TMZ the parting of ways was mutual, but our Kardashian sources say the family felt Sears wasn’t stable, having closed over 200 stores last year alone and suffering a $159 million loss in the last quarter of 2014.

We’re told the Kardashians have made a new deal with a major retailer and they will announce the partnership soon.

Not like these assholes need to be any richer than they already are, but I do have to say – $30 million cut out of $600 million sales does seem pretty paltry. I know they’ll need to pay the children who make all their junk, the cost of materials, taxes, Sears’ cut, etc, but that’s still a whole lot less than you’d expect them to come out with. I’d expect at least $100 million, but then, I don’t know the business.

Anyhow, I doubt Nordstrom will be picking this shit up. It’s novelty, pure and simple, and most people with any real taste in fashion would be caught dead in their stuff.

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