Now this is the kind of story I wouldn’t poke with a ten-foot stick, ordinarily.
Paternity rumors always make me sad: there’s always one family member who seems a little different, a little “on the outside.” And as observers, we all catch ourselves trying to explain those telltale differences. Take Prince Harry, whose bad behavior and red hair make him a pretty obvious target for speculation.
Of course Khloe Kardashian is different from the other Kardashians—she’s the nice one, the funny one, the tall one, and the one with what sounds like a solid and authentic marriage—and what’s more, she was the daughter who loved father Robert Kardashian most of all. (I can’t mention enough that I’m adopted, you guys, and family is family is family. No, I am not saying Khloe is adopted.)
But this National Enquirer cover? It makes me laugh. It’s, like, “Bat Boy” silly.
The Daily Mail is weirdly stony-faced with their coverage, though:
Khloe Kardashian has been hit with wild claims that disgraced O.J. Simpson is her father.
It comes just weeks after two ex-wives of the late Robert Kardashian alleged the reality TV star wasn’t his biological daughter.
The 27-year-old is now forced to face a new devastating report suggesting that Robert’s former client and best friend O.J. is actually her real dad.
A source close to the Kardashians was quick to dismiss the allegations, telling MailOnline today: “This is ridiculous and laughable.”
Kris Jenner brushed off the allegations on her Twitter page posting: “Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U.”
American tabloid The National Enquirer today ran a story that claimed the jailed former sportsman told friends that Khloe was his.
“O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,” a source is quoted as telling the publication.
They allege that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived.
They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.
Does 27-year-old Khloe Kardashian look a little like 26-year-old Sydney Simpson? Ehhhh…. I feel like she kind of very doesn’t. Not that I am taking any of this seriously; I have my salt shaker right here.
January 19, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
Oh that Khloe. Now I have even more reason to like her – she’s almost not even a real Kardashian! I mean, we all pretty much knew that from the get-go, what with her vast appearance difference and her entire attitude. It’s her demeanor that probably should have tipped us off from the start, though. She’s never been a whiny, vapid little twit bent on alienating everyone in her path so she can fame-whore and pretend to be the victim all of the time. She’s relatively normal, all things considered.
Anyway. The dude in the picture is someone we’ve vaguely talked about before – this is Kris Jenner’s former hairdresser of the eighties, Alex Roldan. Sources say that he and Kris probably had an appropriately-eighties coke-soaked tryst one steamy evening and Khloe was the ultimate result. Funny thing? Khloe’s middle name is “Alexandra.” An homage to daddy, perhaps? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
Kris has never made it a secret that she’d cheated on Robert Kardashian before they divorced. Even Robert knew, according to his other wives. He allegedly claimed that he and Kris weren’t even sleeping together when Khloe was conceived, so hey. All the pieces might be falling into place on this one, huh?
And the physical similarities between these two! Damn! Need another side-by-side to convince you? Well OK.
Wonder what Alex the Hairdresser thinks about probably fathering one of the Kardashian girls. I mean, it’s all over his face.
January 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Poor Khloe Kardashian. Despite being a truly awesome person, she gets the worst treatment. People call her all sorts of mean names because of her weight (you guys, she’s not fat) and her height (since when is being statuesque a bad thing?), she’s not allowed to dye her own hair, and to top it all off, no one will stop talking about how the man who raised her, Robert Kardashian, is not her biological father. And I imagine it’s one thing when a bunch of bloggers are theorizing about why you’re not completely blood-related to your annoying sisters, but when two of your ex-stepmothers are commenting on it? That’s got to sting a little, right?
“Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married,” Jan Ashley, 63, the woman who married Robert after Kris Jenner, revealed to Star.
“He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.”
Ellen Kardashian, 63, married Robert in 2003 just two months before his death, after dating for nearly six years — and she has also come forward after eight years of silence to “tell the truth” about the Kardashian family.
“Khloe brought it up all the time,” Ellen told Star. “She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”
And while Kris recently admitted in her new book that she cheated on Robert during their marriage, both Jan and Ellen said they’ve always known she cheated, and so did Robert.
“Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his,” Ellen said. “Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him.”
Since Robert’s death in 2003, Ellen fell on hard financial times — filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in 2010 and last October the home that she and Robert shared in Indian Wells, Calif. was sold after going into foreclosure.
But in a final bombshell, Ellen claims Robert told her that he and Kris weren’t even sleeping together at the time Khloe was conceived.
“[But] he never would have considered a DNA test,” Ellen concluded. “He loved her very much.”
It turns out that all that did sting a little, because Khloe had this to say on her Twitter:
The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)
Then again, she could also be talking about the other news that Ellen Kardashian revealed, which is that Bruce Jenner “has a secret fetish for wearing women’s clothing, shoes and lingerie,” because a few hours later she tweeted “Bruce Jenner = Amazing Dad.”
What do you guys think? Is it an obvious fact that Robert Kardashian isn’t Khloe’s biological father, or are his ex-wife and widow just trying to get some attention?
January 11, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Khloe Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian. It’s not even a contest. It’s not even fair how much more awesome Khloe is than the rest of the Kardashians. Kourtney has been starting to grow on me, it’s true, but she still has that awful monotone and that sort of dead look in her eyes most of the time, and Kim, well … why would anyone favor Kim? No, it’s a known fact that Khloe is the best Kardashian.
As if we needed any further evidence (we didn’t), now we’re learning that Khloe is a friend to all creatures, including lovable, cuddly tigers! She even helped raise money for some endangered ones!
Khloe Kardashian helped raise thousands of dollars to help save endangered tigers in the wild — all while barely raising a finger … TMZ has learned.
Here’s how it happened — Khloe posted a tweet New Year’s Day, asking her 5.6 million followers to text “Tigers” to 20222 … thereby donating $10 directly to the World Wildlife Fund to help save wild tigers across the world. It was that simple.
A rep for the WWF tells TMZ, the tweet got an overwhelming response — with over 600 people texting “Tigers” in the last 2 days … raising over $6,000 for tiger conservation. According to the rep, the massive surge in donations was a “huge jump” above the norm.
But the rep tells us, the Kardashian sister’s charitable moment didn’t end there — Khloe also adopted a tiger online … and she got her mom Kris to do the same.
According to the rep, the money raised by Khloe’s tweet will go to science and research on the ground in regions of the world where tigers live … to better understand how to protect them.
Finally, a reason to keep up with the Kardashians.
You guys, this is almost too much. Because, I don’t know if you knew this about me, but when it comes to certain things, I’m kind of simple. It doesn’t take much to make me happy, and let me just tell you, animals make me so, so happy. Whether it’s my grandma’s old crippled poodle or a deer that almost kills itself by jumping out in the road and terrifying me or a tiger at the zoo, I love it so much. I’ve been saving up money so I can adopt a bear (a bear, you guys! Can you imagine?! Bears are my favorite animal that exist in the present [my ultimate favorite is the unicorn]. Do you think they would let me shake its hand?), and I am just too attached to my little guinea pig. Animals, you guys. Animals.
And Khloe! Come on, even if you absolutely loathe the Kardashians, you have to admit that this is a pretty solid thing for Khloe to do. Unless you hate tigers too. And if that’s the case, then what is wrong with you? Why are you like this? I’m not entirely sure I care for you reading what I have to say.
Does this make you respect Khloe a little more? If not, that’s cool, I guess, we can just talk about animals. Do you guys want to start talking about animals in the comments?
January 5, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily
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OK, remember last night’s clip featuring Weird Al and Steven Tyler and Alice Cooper? Well, this clip, featuring Khloe Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and Kelly Osbourne is way, way funnier and way, way more entertaining.
To summarize, Khloe and Kelly come to Miley’s house to
get Punk’d hang out and spend some girl-time, and through the course of the night, the girls decide to order some takeout. The delivery guy arrives, drops off the food, and asks to use Miley’s toilet. The delivery guy emerges from the loo, where he’s zippered his balls into his pants, and hilarity ensues. There’s a lot of discomfiting man-screaming and shots of Miley Cyrus unsuccessfully covering her laughing face, but Khloe’s the real star of the clip, guys: she’s calm, cool and collected, calls the paramedics and barks medical orders like she’s on ER. Or, at the very least, Scrubs.
If there was ever any doubt about Khloe Kardashian being the one and only GOOD Kardashian, this video clip should wash away any misconceptions that you might have. I know she doesn’t have the massive, super-extensive experience that her sister Kim has with viewing scrotums in distress, and she doesn’t have the dead eyes and unflappable, almost Neanderthal-like demeanor that epitomizes cold-fish Kourtney, but dadgum it, Khloe Kardashian is the hero of the day this time around, and thank God for it, huh?
January 3, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Seriously, how great is Khloe Kardashian as a blonde? Of course she doesn’t look bad as a brunette, but with her hair dyed darker, it just looks a bit off next to Kourtney and Kim. She has much lighter coloring than her sisters, and her features aren’t as obviously (or at all) Armenian either. The lighter blonde, or even red, just looks so, so good on her.
It seems like Khloe knows this, and she wants to go back to blonde! Tragically, her mother and also E! won’t allow it:
Khloe wants to dye her hair again, back to blonde this time, but Kris has said she can’t because filming ofKeeping Up With The Kardashians is going to begin right after New Year’s Eve.
“Khloe just wants to simply change her hair color, she has been leaning towards going blonde this time. She has wigs that she owns and when she dons the blonde locks, Lamar LOVES it. Lamar thinks his wife should be able to have her hair whatever color she wants. Practically every woman in Dallas is blonde, and Khloe just thinks it would be fun for her to do,” a family insider tells RadarOnline.com.
The rebellious Kardashian gal has even inquired if E! can legally dictate her hair color, and the answer is, yes!
“E! has a very strict contract with the entire family. Before any physical changes are made on any of the family members during times when the shows are shooting, they must be approved by the network. Executives at E! want Khloe to remain a brunette so that it doesn’t date the series when it reruns. The suits want all of the sisters to have a similar look because the girls are branded as sisters, and having one of them showing up on screen with hair a different color, throws that off, and they don’t want to alienate viewers,” the source says.
When I was 13, bless my heart, I wanted nothing more than to have black hair. I wanted my outer appearance to express the darkness within, and all I needed was seven damn dollars to express my anguish to my whole middle school. I saved my allowance for a couple of weeks, and then one fateful day, as I was walking around the K-Mart with my mother, I brought the subject up.
“No way,” my mom said. “There is no way that you’re dying your hair.”
I moped my way through the rest of the K-Mart trip, I threw a fit in the car ride home, and when we got home, I immediately headed for my bedroom where I blared Matchbox 20 through my headphones and read Cosmo because “Mom, please, I’m old enough to read it, I’m just curious, GOD!” My dreams were crushed, and I resigned myself to an 8th grade with gross old brown hair because I didn’t have a rebellious bone in my body.
Here’s the difference: I was 13 and ridiculous, and Khloe is a 27-year-old woman.
Please, Khloe. Get to Dallas and get out. Your hair is what you want it to be. Please know this.