She’s also a love sick cowgirl, obviously. And that’s why we love this girl.
But you know how we’ve been talking about the true identity of Khloe Kardashian‘s biological father for months now? We’ve heard that it could be anyone from O.J. Simpson to … uh … any other man that lived in or around L.A. during the time that Khloe was conceived, but the one thing we seem to have settled on is that it probably isn’t Robert Kardashian. If you look at Robert Kardashian’s other kids, it just seems suspicious, doesn’t it?
The official word from the Kardashian camp all this time has been “of course Robert Kardashian is Khloe’s bio dad, don’t be ridiculous.” But now we’re hearing quite a bit from Khloe herself, who admits that yeah, she doesn’t really know any more than we do:
Khloe Kardashian, 27, cracked a lot of jokes about not knowing who her dad is but seriously admitted that she really doesn’t know if Robert Kardashian is actually her biological father.
“Do you know who my daddy is? I don’t either, honey!” she told DJ Swag on New York’s Hot 97 on Feb. 15, while on air to promote the second season of Khloe & Lamar, premiering Feb 19. “Well I know, my dad is my dad…but geez everyone is confusing me at this point!”
Her dad is her dad? Like, what does that mean?
“I’m Armenian, well now — supposedly, if that is my dad…my dad’s mom has very pale skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, but my sisters are all cookie-cutter kids, and even my brother is dark and I came out very light, blonde curly, curly, curly hair, like an afro and green eyes.”
Although her family has teased her entire life about not being a real Kardashian, Khloe admits she’s never gotten a DNA test to confirm if the late Robert Kardashian is her pops.
“I actually DNA tested my mom, but now people are saying ‘No, we’re not questioning you’re mom, we’re questioning your father,’” she said. “She’s my mom, but yeah, I have no idea who my dad is, I guess?”
Despite our confusion on her self-professed confusion, Khlo says she’s fine if people are convinced her dad is O.J. Simpson or even Kris Jenner’s hairdresser Alex Roldan; like some people have suggested, she just doesn’t like it when she hears the rumor that “someone was saying this is my father’s dying confession.”
“So questioning me being a Kardashian…do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about,” she said.
Being a father is one thing, but being a baby daddy is an entirely different thing. Is she making that distinction?
Poor Khloe. I hope that, if she feels the need for it, she learns the truth. But not on a television show. I know it’s a lost cause at this point, but please, stay classy, Kris Jenner.