No wonder the prenup took so long!  I didn’t realize this, but Khloe Kardashian married into royalty, y’all!

Last night the newly-minted couple appeared at a Kitson event, and Lamar was asked if he wanted more kids.  I’d like to take this moment to mention that Khloe hasn’t even met Lamar’s pre-existing little princes and princesses.  And how the hell do you marry someone when you haven’t even observed how they interact with your kids?  Okay, so about having kids with Khloe, Lamar replied “That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.”

Kings and queens?  Really Lamar?  Because I’m already sick of you both and seriously considering a way to overthrow you and your kingdom.

It’s not in writing yet, but it seems that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have reached an agreement that they both can live with in the event of their likely their eventual a divorce.  A deal should be signed this week.  Let’s get this marriage legal!

The exact terms aren’t being disclosed, but TMZ reports that KK won’t have claim to the money that Lamar earns during their marriage.  She will be entitled to an annual lump sum and a pricey little shack that Lamar is purchasing.  Sigh … isn’t it romantic once all the assets are assigned?

Khloe Kardashian will be on The View Friday talking about the horrible separation anxiety that she’s been suffering since she had to travel to New York to co-host the talk show.  She hasn’t spent more than two nights away from her husband in their entire six-week relationship, guys!

Anyway, KK didn’t have a laptop so Lamar suggested that she grab a MacBook so they could iChat.  She went to buy one at 1 a.m. in Manhattan as a means of keeping in touch, since the phone is obviously too inconvenient.  I hope she enjoys that computer and I hope she remembers to add it to the prenup that they are still trying to draft.

Overall, they are still in the early days of dating where you just want to be in contact every second.  They are still learning so much about one another, such as their stances regarding politics, religion and child-rearing — all the topics that two people should discuss in the infancy of their relationship instead of say … china patterns.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odem are still waiting to iron out their prenups once and for all before sealing the deal officially on their marriage. While the two were spotted yesterday at LAX before Khloe left town, Odem was spotted heading in to his lawyers office later that afternoon to take care of some serious paperwork.

While Lamar has yet to comment on the prenup (because, well, that’d be just straight up awkward), sources close to the baller say that he’s making sure that all assets that he acquires are 100% his. Frankly, I’m not so sure what’s wrong with that. Both have established their careers before they entered in to the relationship, and while Khloe certainly has a lot to gain from Lamar’s bank account, I doubt that losing him all together is worth any money she could potentially secure.

Something hasn’t sounded right about this quickie wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom since the rumor of them marrying surfaced, oh, a week ago.  Like, why the rush?  She isn’t pregnant — she hasn’t even dated this guy long enough to get a positive result on an E.P.T. yet — so why not date for a few minutes?  It’s like E! pushed so hard for this wedding so it could be the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians — and offering to foot the bill certainly helped with the push — that they forgot that people’s actual lives were involved.

Anyway, not shocking, but click here to listen to the tape of E! producers discussing exactly when Khloe should tell her step-father Bruce Jenner that she considers him to be her real father.  Also, there’s a bit of back and forth on how many steps Khloe should take.

In other words, this media spectacle appears to be just that:  another high-profile, glossy set.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odem may have had their wedding ceremony on Sunday, but as far as the law is concerned, the two aren’t married.The pair has yet to obtain their marriage license because there’s still some ironing out to do on the pre-nup front and things are getting kind of ugly. Lawyers for each party are going head-to-head to make sure that their client isn’t screwed over should a divorce happen. Odem’s lawyer has apparently brought an agreement to the table that Kardashian’s lawyer doesn’t seem to find agreeable at all.

While comment from either party has yet to be released, I can only imagine that the honeymoon is reeeeeeeeeal awkward.