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Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves has a house intruder problem

Keanu Reeves can’t seem to get any peace lately, as he’s had TWO home intruders in the span of two days… and one of them was naked! Incidentally, both were women and presumably wanted to get a bit freaky, but they were both dragged off for mental evaluation and no one was hurt. From TMZ: It’s was the SECOND time in 2 days...

Keanu Reeves is coming to our TV screens

Like other major film stars before him, Keanu Reeves has decided to make the leap from the big screen down to our TVs as he’ll be directing and starring in a new series called Rain, which should be coming to our screens this fall. From Deadline: Keanu Reeves is making a foray into television with Rain, an hourlong series from Slingshot...

Hark! It’s the return of Sad Keanu Reeves!

Remember when Sad Keanu was a meme? Everyone thought poor Keanu Reeves was depressed and damn near suicidal just because he was chilling on a park bench on his own, eating a sandwich. You know what I’m talking about: Well, prepare for part two of the Sad Keanu movement, because he’s back and looking sadder than ever in New York. He...

Keanu Reeves Rides the Subway, Is Gentlemanly

Someone surreptitiously smartphone-filmed actor Keanu Reeves on the subway. You all know how I feel about really rich dudes who ride the subway, right? So there Keanu was, just chilling in his seat like an everybro, when he noticed a woman lugging a really big Adidas bag. And he asked her if she wanted his seat, and she said yes, and nary a...

Sad Keanu Pens A Sad Book of Sadness

Yes, the book is titled Ode to Happiness.  Happiness, you know, that elusive feeling that Keanu Reeves has been searching for for years?  Here’s a brief description of the book: “I draw a hot sorrow bath. In my despair room,” reads one line. Each page of the book features a line more somber than the last — printed in...