Lindsay Lohan can’t go too long without a court case, so this time she’s initiated one herself. You see, our dear friend Lilo has snorted enough Class A drugs that she actually believes the Grand Theft Auto V character above is based on her and since she didn’t give them permission to use her image, she’s suing. Uhhhhh….
Sources tell us, Lohan’s lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit — demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay’s image in the game.
So the question … did ‘GTAV’ really use Lindsay. Here’s the evidence:
– The video game cover shows a woman holding a cellphone who looks Lindsay-ish. There’s been debate over whether it looks more like Kate Upton or Shelby Welinder.
– Part of the game features a mission where a Lindsay Lohan look-alike asks the player to take her home and escape the paparazzi.
– Another part of the game shows another Lindsay-like character at a hotel resembling the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood — a place Lindsay not only frequents but once lived at — and the mission is to photograph her having sex on camera.
I mean… so no one else that’s female is ever allowed to go to the Chateau Marmont or they’re copying Lindsay? Lindsay is the only person who deals with the paparazzi? It’s all so ridiculous, and frankly, this character looks wayyyyyy more like Kate Upton, anyway – don’t you think?
December 2, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Kate Upton is Model of the Year! Kind of a short year, isn’t it? Ms. Upton will receive her honor at the 10th Annual Style Awards, which will for the first time ever, be broadcast on TV — on CNN. Uh, okay. Nicole Richie will host. The show will be held at the once prestigious Lincoln Center, which recently screened The Canyons for its grand premiere. (Thanks to Fashionista for the details and Huffington Post.)
Honestly, I cannot name a single popular new-ish model from the past year, so yeah, Kate seems like a good choice! What are your thoughts?
September 3, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.
Word. She’s in a bathing suit, but she’s still a human being. And now she’s on the cover of Elle in a red dress with “HELLO SEXY!” in front of her. She’s still being fetishized but now it’s in a completely different way.
August 8, 2013 at 9:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Britney Spears looks great in a bikini, but let’s be real, she’s not in her heyday anymore. I’m talking about the ridiculous (in a good way) figure she had in her “I’m A Slave For U” era, which was in 2001. But it’s been 12 years and 2 kids later, so considering that I think she’s doing swell and looking good (and Shape magazine agrees.)
Celebuzz asked people to vote in their “Battle of the Bikini Bodies” which is admittedly kind of a huge UGH that this is even a thing, but here are the results.
#1. Britney, with 41%.
#2. Kate Upton, 28%.
#3. Jessica Alba, 15%.
#4. Coco, 9%.
#5. Holly Madison, 5%.
I share this because I think it’s interesting that with the exception of Jessica Alba, these are women with curvier figures. I don’t mean curvy as a euphemism for fat. I mean Coco is genuinely insanely curvy.
Who would you have voted for?
July 22, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kate Upton is a very attractive woman who is called fat by people who do not understand what the word fat means. When these photos came out of Ms. Upton shooting her film debut in The Other Woman alongside super old actress Cameron Diaz, I was ready for the internet to call her fat, which is what they did to Lady Gaga. However, so far, I do not think anyone on the internet has looked at these photos and called her fat. Not a single person. Yes, I am exaggerating. But I remain hopeful and optimistic.
We can do it, internet. Together, we can not call Kate Upton fat. Let’s make it happen. Let’s do this.
June 18, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Ah, Kate Upton: blonde bombshell, world famous supermodel, girl-next-door. Is she fat? (Definitely not.) Is she sexy? (Most certainly.) Does she give a shit what your answers are to either of those questions? Eh, not particularly. The 20-year-old (HOW is this what 20-year-olds look like?) took her curves to the June cover of Vogue, where she spoke out on the issue that everyone wanted to know about: her body, and more particularly, her boobs.
“It was hard at first,” she admits of hearing such rumblings. “You sit there and you’re like ‘Is something wrong with me?’ ” But she’s learned to ignore her critics—and come to regard her healthy body as a point of pride. “The things that they’re rejecting are things that I can’t change. I can’t change my bra size. They’re natural! I can work out and I can stay healthy and motivated, but I can’t change some things. I really just live my life. I love my body. It’s what God gave me! I feel confident with myself, and if that inspires other women to feel confident with their bodies, great.”
Well, technically you COULD change your bra size, but you definitely shouldn’t. A universe in which this girl is seen as anything coming close to the word “fat” is one that kinda makes me want to go back to bed right now and sleep forever.
Enjoy Kate’s Vogue spread below – both hands on the keyboard, please!