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Kate Upton is mad about you seeing her boobs

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Kate Upton was one of the victims in the JLaw nudies scandal that kicked off over the weekend, and while people weren’t all that bothered by/interested in seeing Kate’s boobs since we kinda do all the time in every single ad she does, she’s flaming mad and wants to sic a lawyer on anyone who dares to post the illegally obtained images.

From US Weekly:

Kate Upton found fame from posing in sexy photos — but after being involved in a celebrity phone hack, there are new nude images the model does not want shared out there. Like Jennifer Lawrence, Upton’s phone was hacked and nude images have leaked, her attorney confirms to Us Weekly.

“This is obviously an outrageous violation of our client Kate Upton’s privacy,” attorney Lawrence Shire tells Us in a statement. “We intend to pursue anyone disseminating or duplicating these illegally obtained images to the fullest extent possible.”

Oh, dear.

I don’t know, I feel like it’s obviously a violation of all of the victims’ privacy, 100%. But the more I think about it, the more I think it’s a really dumb decision to have your phone sync to iCloud when you know you have nudes on your phone. Obviously when you’re getting your bits out to try and turn on a partner, you’re probably not thinking about setting your phone to manually sync selected images or whatever, but this happens far too often for people to keep making the same mistake. Dudes do it with dick pics, too – it’s just that society seems to care a little less about those.

But seriously, not being funny, but click behind the cut for a NSFW, totally legally and willingly taken photo from one of Kate’s shoots. Why would anyone care about her private naked selfies? Read More

Jennifer Lawrence’s nude photos leak and the internet loses its mind

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Sorry, unfortunately I won’t be posting Jennifer Lawrence‘s leaked nudes here on Evil Beet – not because it would be morally wrong (it would, but I would probably overlook it) but because we would probably get hit with a lawsuit, since that’s what her rep is threatening to do to whoever puts them up.

Some anonymous hacker on 4Chan apparently got hold of over 25 celebrity’s iCloud pics, and it’s amazing how many famous women really love taking pics of their own tits and ass. JLaw was by far the most heavy hit, with the hacker claiming to have over 60 nude selfies (paging Kim Kardashian!) and also some raw sexual video of the Hunger Games actress. Other celebrities hit include Victoria Justice, Kate Upton, Amber Heard, Ariana Grande and Cara Delevingne. In other words, a lot of people whose bits and bobs we’ve all seen already in some form or another.


Most of the ladies and/or their reps tend to be taking the “They’re totally fake, you guys!” route, but JLaw’s pretty much owned up to being starkers (seriously, one of the photos include her on a couch with EVERYTHING out) and her rep is NOT happy about it:

“This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence.”

Damn. In any case, the VERY NSFW thread over on /b/ can be seen HERE if you want to have a look at the photos (assuming you haven’t already). It’s pretty disgusting that people would hack into someone’s private information and post it publicly, but I do also wonder why celebrities haven’t realized that truly NOTHING is private – it’s the very unfortunate price you pay when you’re in the public eye. Part of me want to say, “Stop taking pictures of your boobs and vagina, ladies!” – but why should they have to? It’s not personally my thing, but you can tell by a lot of the leaked pics, especially of JLaw’s, that some were meant to be playful and silly and between herself and whoever the recipient was, NOT seriously sexual.

Remember, some dude went to prison for 10 years in 2012 after hacking Scarlett Johansson‘s phone and posting nude pics, so if this anonymous hacker is found out, it’s curtains.

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Kate Upton “begged” for a hot body

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Kate Upton is generally seen as pretty sexy to most of the population, and she’s made an absolute fortune on being one of our first “curvy” supermodels. She’s doing pretty well for herself, but apparently that wasn’t always the case, and before she grew tits and an ass – and that hourglass figure – she was praying to a higher power for it to be so.

From Elle UK:

‘When I first started modelling, I was a normal catalogue model,’ Kate explains in the accompanying interview, speaking about her stratospheric rise to fame – with that body.

‘Then, I became a woman, and I was really excited about becoming a woman. Because I’m from Florida, it’s all about being in bathing suits. It’s a different view of beauty there. You are ugly if you don’t have a curvy body. And I didn’t have one, and then I got one, and thought, “Yessss!”

‘And then people say: “Oh, wow, you’re healthy.”

‘And you’re like, “Wait – what? I’ve been begging for this body my whole life!”’

Well, good for her. I mean, let’s be honest: any of the criticism about Kate Upton being “fat” are absolute bullshit. The girl is in no way overweight, so when I say it’s great that she’s got self-confidence, I feel sorta dumb because why should she feel otherwise? She’s gorgeous. Get yours, girl.

Then again, I don’t like that she equates curves with “becoming a woman” – there are lots of ways to be a woman, so I think that’s a bit wrong, but I don’t think she meant anything by it, so good for her, I guess. I think pretty much everyone else likes looking at her in a bathing suit too, eh?

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Newsflash: Kate Upton doesn’t actually hate her boobs

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There was a big stink in the press this past week when it was reported that Kate Upton admitted to hating her boobs and wishing for smaller ones pretty much 24/7. However, it seems it was much ado about nothing since she never actually said that and is actually quite happy with her body. Oops!

From an interview with Australia’s 2Day FM:

“Isn’t that lovely whenever media makes up something? It’s like, ‘It’s my body, I’ll tell you how I feel about it!’ I actually never said that. If someone asked me this question and actually cared to hear what I have to say about my own personal body … I would say that I feel like all women feel like they don’t have life perfect. Sometimes they don’t feel their best, but I love my body. I always feel incredibly grateful for what I have.”

She also took to Twitter to voice her thoughts:



I bet you wouldn’t change a thing! Get that money, girl!

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Kate Upton hates her big, beautiful breasts

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Kate Upton‘s boobs have served her well in the modeling industry, but like any girl who’s DDs weren’t put in by a surgeon will tell you, they’re not all they’re cracked up to be. They make your back hurt, they can ruin your opportunities to wear cute tops (especially if they’re button-up) and they generally don’t stay “perky” because unlike silicone bags, breast tissue is fat and it weighs something.

Anyhoo, Kate has talked about her big boob woes in a new interview with The Sun (via TMZ):

Upton told The Sun in Britain she wishes for a smaller rack everyday … because of her love for things like going braless in a spaghetti string top and wearing small bikinis.

She adds, “Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.” This coming from the girl who constantly flaunts her boobs in magazines like Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and made a fortune off her floaters.

Kate says she wishes her jugs were more like clip-ons … so she could take them on and off as she pleases.

Pfft, I would never clip those suckers back on if I had the choice. But hey, it’s made her rich, so get yours, girl.

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Kate Upton Is Single Again!

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Did you know that Kate Upton was dating pro-dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy, of Dancing with the Stars? WAS. Their 6 month romance is now over. Men who have no chance of ever meeting her, letting alone dating her, are cheering. Maybe they can get her in video game form.

Apparently, they’re still on good terms, at least according to a source at Us Weekly. Via Huffington Post:

They are really good friends still and speak all the time, but their schedules just made it too difficult and it fell apart. [Chmerkovskiy] has a lot of respect for her, but it just wasn’t working anymore.

I’m sure both parties will be fine. Ms. Upton was just named “Model of the Year” and has her film debut coming soon. She’s got a lot going on for her.

And as for Maks…well, ugh. Who cares about him.

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