14Is Kate Bosworth Okay?

Kate Bosworth is well-known for being thin, but these photos of her that just emerged are alarming. She’s about to be married to film director Michael Polish, so maybe she’s really stressed out with wedding planning? I mean…I know she was always skinny but this is…this is…here’s what she looked like in her A-list Blue Crush days:

I get that in Blue Crush she played a surfer, so she’s naturally going to put on muscle for the film, but that muscle had to build on something. She wasn’t as thin in the top photo as she was when she started.

And why do celebrities get their own groceries? They know that’s how lots of paparazzi get easy money, right? You never see George Clooney or Beyonce get their own groceries. Their assistants do that. ESPECIALLY at Bristol Farms (I can tell by the bags.) If you’re a celebrity you don’t do your own shopping at Bristol Farms or Whole Foods unless you want to be photographed. They’re like The Ivy of supermarkets. I guess I just answered my own question then. Okay, anyway, moving on.

I hope she’s okay.

March 28, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2Watch This: Kate Bosworth’s ‘Black Rock’

You know who’s always up for a good horror movie? This girl, right here. Me. But I’m going to tell you right now, this is just not a good horror movie. No, to the contrary—this looks like a really, really bad horror movie, because honestly, it’s not a horror movie at all. See, horror movies are full of ghosts and ghouls and maybe the occasional demon, and this? Well. There’s not a ghost, ghoul, or demon anywhere in sight. Sorry to disappoint you, guys, but it is what it is. Here’s the official from IMDB:

Three childhood friends set aside their personal issues and reunite for a girls’ weekend on a remote island off the coast of Maine. One wrong move turns their weekend getaway into a deadly fight for survival.

If you watched the trailer, the “wrong move” in question was one of the chicks, a married lady, almost hooking up with one of the guys on the island, and when she decks him one because she decides that it’s not happening after all, all three men go vigilante on the girls’ asses and hunt them all over the island. Horror movie? Well. I don’t know about all that, but hey. It’s … interesting, I guess. And it’s got Kate Bosworth. That’s got to be worth something, right? Wasn’t she a movie star once upon a time, taking leads in movies like ‘Remember the Titans’ and dating Orlando Bloom?

November 28, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

1Quotables: Kate Bosworth Was Destroyed Over Orlando Bloom Breakup

“I definitely know the meaning of pain. You know when you put all your chips into something and then it disappears? It sent me into such pain. I think I had actual vertigo. I was like, ‘Is this my new reality?’ Will anything be normal again? Then one day you wake up and you think, okay, I’ll never be the same, but I’ll survive and I’ll grow from it.”

I totally know how you feel, girl. I heard it was the very same for Orlando when he and I broke up, too. Seems he just didn’t know where his life was headed. It hurts for everyone, you’re right, but you do grow from it. Good luck with that healing process – it’s a long and tedious one, friend.

October 19, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah

4Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth: Splitsville

Image courtesy Daily Gab

A few days ago, a letter-writer emailed the Awful Truth, wondering why Kate Bosworth wasn’t around when Alex Skarsgård received his doctorate. A prescient question! Now we know the real reason we never see these kids together anymore: they totally aren’t dating.

After two years, the couple is dunzo, splitsville, finito, over. “It was very mutual,” Us reports, “and it happened a while ago.”

Mutual, huh? Lainey Gossip tells a different story:

I’ve also heard from multiple and varied contacts that [Kate Bosworth] keeps stalking his hangouts, just, like, dropping by the gym/cafe/whatever to see if he’s around, front like it would be an unplanned encounter, make him realize he misses her and wants her back. Apparently this has worked once.

Salacious! Sad, though, because we never had a chance to give this couple a nickname. Skarsworth? Bosgard? Well, whatever.

July 27, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Jenn

4Kate Bosworth Goes Topless to Cap Off Your Monday

I remember totally hating on Kate Bosworth when she was dating Orlando Bloom. I was young, naive, and didn’t understand that aside from her acting career and occasional boning-of-Orlando Bloom, she was just like a lot of other women: a bleached blonde with a perky nose and tits. And really, isn’t that just what she is, all these years later? I mean, aside from the Alexander Skarsgard thing?

(She does have pretty nice … arms, though, I’ll give her that much.)

Some of the photos in the gallery below are obviously NSFW, so if you’re at work, do your friends who are offended by sexual responses to photos a favor and check ‘em out at home, aight?

April 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

13Kate Bosworth is Totally Hitting That.

Kate “I-haven’t-heard-much-about-you-since-dating-Orlando-Bloom” Bosworth has recently been linked to another piece of Hollywood hotness that’s not Orlando Bloom.

Sources say that Bosworth’s newest beau is none other than Alexander Skarsgard. The two hung out “as friends” this past winter, but spies from E! claimed that Skarsgard and Bosworth looked awfully cozy on a recent date where Skarsgard kissed Kate’s hands and made googly-eyes at her. The E! insider states that “they were laughing all throughout lunch and looked cozy on [their] date.”

Either way, cool. Bosworth, although kind of waffling toward obscurity, seems like a pretty cool chick even if the majority of her notoriety comes from losing a whole lot of weight that one year, but her Wiki better update their shit. As of today, it states that she’s dating James Rousseau and we all know that was, like, so last month.

April 2, 2010 at 12:46 pm by Sarah